Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[TripleBull]

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She could fuck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

 

[SUIScide]

I've made some slabs with an Alaskan mill but I don't have a bar that would come close to spanning that big boy. I wonder what kind of tree, kind of looks like pecan

 

[Dirty D]

Jesus is watching you fap to that camel toe.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[oneshot86]

now thats a boner killer...
you fucking set us up shark

 

[oneshot86]

you mother fuckers know what time it is
its time for a cold beer and cold beer dont drink itsself

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I see that Lowlight .... no doubt Aka "Tommy" ... sent this little missive to Santa this holiday season?

I'm assuming that "Tommy" wanted a Blow Up doll... but I won't pry.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Veer_G]

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[DavidK]

Its Howdy Doody time..

Eye bleach!!!!!!

 

[P-Squared]

OK, I just sent this to my wife who works at the university bookstore to see if she can source the book for us. I'm probably going to commit suicide tonight by stabbing myself and firing two shots in the back of my head before dragging myself out into the desert to be eaten by the coyotes...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

OK, I just sent this to my wife who works at the university bookstore to see if she can source the book for us. I'm probably going to commit suicide tonight by stabbing myself and firing two shots in the back of my head before dragging myself out into the desert to be eaten by the coyotes...

But at least she'll probably find an ISBN number for ya.....

Just 'sayin

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

But at least she'll probably find an ISBN number for ya.....

Just 'sayin

Cheers,

Sirhr

And in all the history of SH and forums in general... this is probably the first time someone has made an ISBN joke....

Boowah hah ah aha hha ah aha haha ha ahhahaa

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. Tell your better half it was all my fault. I'll unscrew her from the ceiling and tell her you are a great husband. Really. My bad. I have this effect on marriages.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Dirty D]

...you fucking set us up shark

I just wanted to quote you so that you would get a notification to see this very gif, you're welcome.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Veer_G]

Black Rifle Coffee does Christmas carols ...

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[Maser]

Even if the thought of putting a round thru your malingering ass while you sucked face with Maser ever crossed my mind I would stop it so you two could enjoy your moment, I'm considerate like that.

Fuck that! He's not my type. I prefer my men to actually have a job.

 

[1J04]

Fuck that! He's not my type. I prefer my men to actually have a job.

You mean Blow Job dontcha Piss Boy?

 

[Dirty D]

 

[1J04]

Prick

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[SpookM14]

She needs better training on how to smuggle skittles.....

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Veer_G]

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[168BTHPM]

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[Dirty D]

She needs better training on how to smuggle skittles.....

No, no she doesn't.

 

[Dirty D]

Prick

 

[Dirty D]

Youse guys just don't appreciate everything I do to help you.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

And now, the long version!

 

[Dirty D]

Excellent choice of music!

 

[Veer_G]

Look, everybody, it's Santa, and he's got blue meth for EVERYONE!

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[Veer_G]

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[502Chevelle]

Damn Veer, we just had to look at that yesterday and you bring it back. I thought you cared about your SH brothers!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[2ndamendfan]

Just cause i like it.

 

[502Chevelle]

It’s obvious that you care more about us than that slacker Veer!

 

[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

Apparently Dirty D or 1J04 vacationed on Morocco recently.

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[Dirty D]

No Pygmy goat hair, glitter or ball gags to be seen, obviously wasn’t me.

 

[1J04]

Apparently Dirty D or 1J04 vacationed on Morocco recently.

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Good clam tide.

 

[Veer_G]

Good clam tide.

Visual clues aside, in case you're wondering, they're discussing, among other things, all the condoms on the beach.