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Even if the thought of putting a round thru your malingering ass while you sucked face with Maser ever crossed my mind I would stop it so you two could enjoy your moment, I'm considerate like that.
Oh and guess what? We're in the process of Booking 2 of your Coastie Buddies for..................... R A P E n V O Y E U R I S M . Cape "D" indeed. Wow.
One of the few things that the USCG is very good at is double jeopardy, they will face civilian charges and do their time in state prison only to get out just in time for a court martial and probably time in Ft. Leavenworth courtesy of the UCMJ. I have seen it happen.
there are 2 types of people
those that say no way ever... and those that say- Let's have a peeing for distance contest
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