Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Blind man walks into a dyke bar.... sits down and says "I have a joke to tell. So this blonde walks into a bar...."

At that moment, a woman puts her hand on his shoulder and says... "Before you tell that joke, I need to say that I am a blond weightlifter. The bartender is a blonde with a black belt. The bouncer is blonde. Behind you is a blonde MMA fighter. And off to your left is a blonde Sheriff deputy."

Blind man says "Well, then guess I won't tell the goddamned joke."

The woman says "Guess you decided you didn't want to get your ass kicked?"

Blind man says "Hell no, I just didn't want to explain the joke 5 ttimes..."

Cheers,

Sirhr