Maggie’s Let's see if I flunk out of my old job......
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Riding lights? WTF, they are called RUNNING lights. No wonder I got it wrong.
Anyway, moving on.....
Another WTF. I thought that every night I went to sleep on my rack in my stateroom.. But WTF do I know...
I'll take "what is tackle" for $1000 Alex
And here I thought the first thing to do was to turn the ship back to where the MOB was reported/last seen. Muster can wait a few minutes......Guess we were doing it wrong
Oh this is a real gem
LOLWTZF
32/35 with some bullshit questions thrown in. Come to think of it just like every test I took in the .nav
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If they were Yes / No or True / False questions he may have a 50 / 50 chance???
33/35
Apparently a weather deck is exposed to the weather - figured it was some stupid shit that didn't do what it was called. You know, like a poop deck.
And you should go to a muster first when someone falls over the side instead of throwing them a fucking life ring. LOL good job Navy.
Apparently a weather deck is exposed to the weather - figured it was some stupid shit that didn't do what it was called. You know, like a poop deck.
And you should go to a muster first when someone falls over the side instead of throwing them a fucking life ring. LOL good job Navy.
Meh ... Submarines haven't got any weatherdecks anyway.
We threw the rudder over and shove the stern away from the MOB 1st.
29 of 35.
It's RADAR not Radars. Thought it was a trick question. Turns out the writer of the questions is just stupid.
It's RADAR not Radars. Thought it was a trick question. Turns out the writer of the questions is just stupid.
There's no youtube video anywhere that can convey what life aboard is like
Yes indeed I would have hazed the fuck out of him
The guy who wrote that quiz doesn't know shit about how it works in the Navy. He must have been Heer.....
Well, those 10 fucking yrs were put to good use. 32/35. Fat fingered one, guessed on a couple like @308pirate had already pointed out. Who the fuck racks out in a billet? Didn't miss that one, but wtf?
I'm pretty sure the Heer hasn't been around since 1945
Musta started up again yesterday: http://www.deutschesheer.de/portal/a/heer/start
The smell you get from the air rushing out of a sub's main deck hatch......OMFG
No, I meant the real Heer.
We made a brief comeback in 99 and were part of the reason for the Bundeswehr reorganization in 2002/2003 into the vastly more politically correct paper tiger that exists now.
My lifelong dream of eventually becoming a Major, wearing knee high leather riding boots that someone's sole purpose was to shine and possibly wearing a monocle were crushed.
I'm pretty sure the Heer hasn't been around since 1945
How about the Kriegsmarine?
Shit had to look up how to spell Kriegsmarine correctly and look at this cool as shit old school shoemaker I found on line....
http://www.koutny-cz.cz/en
He makes Kriegsmarine issue shoes as well as others. Digging the Bergsschuhe
http://www.koutny-cz.cz/en/horske-bergschuhe-gebirgsjaeger/
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Old memories of being on a mission where we had to maintain garbage onboard instead of dropping it in weighted cans because we didn't want to make ANY noise in that location. Normally store it in the freezer that had been emptied and then discharging it out the TDU after we got off station. Couldn't shoot it fast enough to keep it from thawing.
Cracking old, rotten eggs into toilets to throw them away. If you send them out in the tdu without cracking them they implode and it sounds like an RBU6000. Really makes our sonar girls nervous?
Pull into Faslane to offload the "stuff" and "those guys" and even the Paras that were standing guard on the pier said "Christ, must have been rough. You guys stink"?
27/35 but served no time in the Navy. I thought there might be curse word questions but nope. Oh well. Been to the brig once but that’s a story saved for later on.
