I had to google “gympie”. Jesus H...even the plants try to fuck you up in Australia! I read an account of some poor bastard that said it hurt every time he showered for 2 years!!
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I had to google “gympie”. Jesus H...even the plants try to fuck you up in Australia! I read an account of some poor bastard that said it hurt every time he showered for 2 years!!
Don't want to run into a Cassowary around there either....
Yeah, heard a story of someone wiping their arse with it. Unsure whether that was true or not...
There were two blokes in my old battalion that the highers tried to charge for shooting blanks at a cassorwary whilst running for their lives from it.
At first I was thinking:
Gimpy
casserole.
Then I realized:
Gimpy
Cassowary.
And it all makes sense. I think. Never try and understand Australia before drinking morning coffee. Or while sober.
sirhr
Even simpler.
Look both ways, twice, before stepping out into the street.
The father and the children will blame it on the guy driving the wrong way.
Instead, it's their fault for not looking and the father is even more at fault for not teaching his kids to look and look again.
Think of all the Tesla owners in the Bay Area without electricity for 5 days
Or the Hydrogen fuel cell customers in the bay without fuel for 6!months
Almost makes me wish I were still in an office. But only almost.
My Dad had a sweet 16 just like that, along with a Damascus twist steel double and a few other gems. All stolen while we were on a two week vacation one summer, along with pretty much everything else of value in the house.
Was only home for 30 minutes this morning, and it happened. Moved my coffee cup, and hid it while I was making breakfast.
I said "can you give me 20 minutes to finish what I'm doing, and not touch my stuff in the process?"
All I heard was "such a dick".
Yeah, I know, short conversation.
Love seeing the shockwave off othe nose.
Yeah, it's pretty badass. Kinda like watching bullet flight in the right conditions when shooting LR. Cool stuff !!
Reminds me of another saying: Build a man a fire and you'll keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Beautiful shotguns and been hunting with a Light 12 for many years. Also have a 12 ga. Superposed that was made in 1959. Love them Belgian Brownings.
Damn.
That's like one of those 3D puzzle pictures.
You just have to keep staring at it.?
