Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Mooncake]

Babinda is shite for it as well. Tully was always a fun trip, rats jumping over you in the middle of the night, mozzies carrying blokes off, wait a while and fucking gympie. Long sleeps though, so there's a bonus

I had to google “gympie”. Jesus H...even the plants try to fuck you up in Australia! I read an account of some poor bastard that said it hurt every time he showered for 2 years!!

 

[Barneybdb]

Don't want to run into a Cassowary around there either....

 

[Simia Dei]

I had to google “gympie”. Jesus H...even the plants try to fuck you up in Australia! I read an account of some poor bastard that said it hurt every time he showered for 2 years!!

Yeah, heard a story of someone wiping their arse with it. Unsure whether that was true or not...

Don't want to run into a Cassowary around there either....

There were two blokes in my old battalion that the highers tried to charge for shooting blanks at a cassorwary whilst running for their lives from it.

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Yeah, heard a story of someone wiping their arse with it. Unsure whether that was true or not...



There were two blokes in my old battalion that the highers tried to charge for shooting blanks at a cassorwary whilst running for their lives from it.

At first I was thinking:

Gimpy

casserole.

Then I realized:

Gimpy

Cassowary.

And it all makes sense. I think. Never try and understand Australia before drinking morning coffee. Or while sober.

sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Damn! A fart could be catastrophic!

Stick a pin in it and it will take off like a jet pack!!!

cheers, Sirhr

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Mike Casselton]

New math isn't new, but unfortunately the government screws everything up by overcomplicating everything.

4 plus decades ago when I was a boy, we called it rolling numbers. It's just mental tricks to make math easier.

If you have ever shot darts on a league, you may have learned an easy one for playing 01.

In the above referenced equation of 568-293, doing it in your head is 568-300+7. 268+7=275. It's quick and you can do it while walking to the board to write you score.

That right there is how I generally do the math. It's as simple as it gets.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Looks like a whole bunch going on here, wrong way on a one way street. But that will teach them to cross at a crosswalk.

Even simpler.
Look both ways, twice, before stepping out into the street.

The father and the children will blame it on the guy driving the wrong way.

Instead, it's their fault for not looking and the father is even more at fault for not teaching his kids to look and look again.

 

[Btrain]

i always though those were so cool looking
must have made 10 plastic models of them when i was a kid...plus the one in Red Dawn

what exactly are we looking at?

 

[hermosabeach]

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Think of all the Tesla owners in the Bay Area without electricity for 5 days

Or the Hydrogen fuel cell customers in the bay without fuel for 6!months

 

[hermosabeach]

 

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[BadQ]

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Looks like pat benatar and Adam Schiff

 

[hermosabeach]

 

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[hermosabeach]

If it flys,

Fucks or floats....

 

[THEIS]

 

[rg1911]

Bring to office Christmas Party....

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It's how workplace violence starts!

Cheers,

Sirhr

Almost makes me wish I were still in an office. But only almost.

 

[Garvey]

If it flys,
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Fucks or floats....

Rent it.

It's cheaper.

 

[Barneybdb]

50 year old 12g and 65 year old 16g

 

[Barneybdb]

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This one vibrates....

 

[brianf]

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Just like it’s the Indian not the arrow

It’s the ass not the pants

 

[brianf]

^^^just to add

One of my favorites

You pants say yoga but your ass says McDonald’s ???

 

[brianf]

what exactly are we looking at?

Zsu-23 4 gun Russian mobile AA

 

[1moaoff]

Just like it’s the Indian not the arrow

It’s the ass not the pants

The pants may help the ass though!

 

[Gaznazdiak]

what exactly are we looking at?

ZSU-23-4 Shilka - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Bill223]

great marketing message!

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[lash]

50 year old 12g and 65 year old 16g

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My Dad had a sweet 16 just like that, along with a Damascus twist steel double and a few other gems. All stolen while we were on a two week vacation one summer, along with pretty much everything else of value in the house.

 

[Cheek Weld]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Garvey]

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Was only home for 30 minutes this morning, and it happened. Moved my coffee cup, and hid it while I was making breakfast.

I said "can you give me 20 minutes to finish what I'm doing, and not touch my stuff in the process?"

All I heard was "such a dick".

Yeah, I know, short conversation.

 

[1J04]

 

[LeftyJason]

Love seeing the shockwave off othe nose.

 

[1J04]

Love seeing the shockwave off othe nose.

Yeah, it's pretty badass. Kinda like watching bullet flight in the right conditions when shooting LR. Cool stuff !!

 

[1J04]

 

[1J04]

 

[12Bravo]

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Reminds me of another saying: Build a man a fire and you'll keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[ZiaHunter]

50 year old 12g and 65 year old 16g

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Beautiful shotguns and been hunting with a Light 12 for many years. Also have a 12 ga. Superposed that was made in 1959. Love them Belgian Brownings.

 

[Gaznazdiak]

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Damn.
That's like one of those 3D puzzle pictures.
You just have to keep staring at it.?