MSNBC Fake News BUSTED (racistgonna lose her jobby job)

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Old Maine farmer goes to a lawyer and sayi “I need you to get me a dee-vorce from moi wife.”

Lawyer responds “Sure, I can file the papers . I have to ask you, do you have grounds?”

“‘Course I have grounds,” says the farmer, “got 200 acres of Proime bottom land and a big wood lot to boot.”

“No,” says the lawyer, that’s not what i mean. I need to know if you have a case.”

“Boi Jesis no,” says the Farmer. “I’d never have a Case. Damn things always leak oil and they are always in need of tinkering. I have a John Deere.”

Getting exasperated, the lawyer says “No, No, that’s not what I mean. Like, for example, was your wife a nagger?”

“Hell no,” said the farmer. “ But she slept with a nagger, and that’s why I want the dee-vorce!”

Cheers, Sirhr