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I can tell you, yes it will. Many years ago working as a lineman we ran a frozen road kill lab through one. No problem. Don't ask why, we were young and stupid then.
Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
A tyre might be a Goodyear.
365 used condoms is definitely a good year.
A tyre might be a Goodyear.
365 used condoms is definitely a good year.
Wouldn't that be the navy?
The marines would have drawn a what the Roman equivalent of a crayon would be.
Whatever you do don’t tell @Bender he will break in weekly while muttering something about bear hunting.
Well on the other side of the coin, maybe pussy should be made from car tires.
They'd last for ever
Nope. Too noisy.
I hate to admit it but I laughed outloud... how did that guy not get stabbed, shot, beatdown?
A little too soon. We are still waiting for the third one to develop blood poisoning, or have his immune system weakened enough via his injury and hospital stay so COVID-19 can finish the job that the 5.56 slug did not complete. Then, it will be 3 commies permanently down and not wasting our oxygen and fresh water anymore.
Black Lives Matter group meeting in Lake Charles tonight, 8/26/20 Need all supporting members to attend.
Dont forget the 2 who were just killed and another injured in NC over a fender bender.
A young guy decides to join the Foreign Legion.
He goes to France, applies, is accepted, trained and posted.
To a god forsaken little fort in the Sahara. For 2 years, hundreds of kilometers from anything.
Fancying himself to be quite a lady's man, he's dismayed at this and asks a fellow Legionnaire what they do for sex.
The other told him that there is a Bedouin caravan that passes every 3 months and that his luck was out, they'd just left that morning.
"So there are women in the caravan?" the new guy asked.
"No" replied the other soldier "but they have lots of camels. They're better than nothing."
"I'll never get that desperate" declared the new guy confidently.
Three long months of deprivation later everyone in the fort is now gagging for a root.
A radio call comes in from a recon patrol that the caravan has been sighted on the horizon.
Suddenly, guys start running out of every building, heading out the gate toward the as yet invisible caravan.
Mystified at this, the new guy grabs one guy by the arm and asks him WTF.
"We're going out to pick our camel for the night" was his reply.
"What the fuck," says the new guy in amazement, "they're only camels."
"Maybe" replied the other guy heading for the gate again, "but you don't want to end up with an ugly one do ya?"
He goes to France, applies, is accepted, trained and posted.
To a god forsaken little fort in the Sahara. For 2 years, hundreds of kilometers from anything.
Fancying himself to be quite a lady's man, he's dismayed at this and asks a fellow Legionnaire what they do for sex.
The other told him that there is a Bedouin caravan that passes every 3 months and that his luck was out, they'd just left that morning.
"So there are women in the caravan?" the new guy asked.
"No" replied the other soldier "but they have lots of camels. They're better than nothing."
"I'll never get that desperate" declared the new guy confidently.
Three long months of deprivation later everyone in the fort is now gagging for a root.
A radio call comes in from a recon patrol that the caravan has been sighted on the horizon.
Suddenly, guys start running out of every building, heading out the gate toward the as yet invisible caravan.
Mystified at this, the new guy grabs one guy by the arm and asks him WTF.
"We're going out to pick our camel for the night" was his reply.
"What the fuck," says the new guy in amazement, "they're only camels."
"Maybe" replied the other guy heading for the gate again, "but you don't want to end up with an ugly one do ya?"
Does anyone else look at this and see 5 semi-retarded soy-plastic-based live fire targets and one of those really semi-realistic potentially-animatronic Chinese-made android sex dolls ?? Because if they go into battle... that's what you're looking at!!!
On the bright side... You all don't have to worry about the elevation setting. Windage... make sure you get it right. But no worries about elevation.
Just 'sayin.
SIrhr
Which ones the sex doll? Asking for a friend.....
At least they didn't cap three of their own crew like the NFAC clowns last month (although we don't know if they have live ammo; maybe their Soros accountant pulled a Barney Fife).
Accidentally dropped my Viagra tablets this morning, right after I took one.
I felt like a complete idiot crawling around on all fives looking for them.
I felt like a complete idiot crawling around on all fives looking for them.
Porn star Aubrey Gold charged with murder after body found in shallow grave
Lauren Wambles (Gold’s real name) appeared in over 30 porn films during her three-year career
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Bet her performances were killer!! Like, slayed them!
Sirhr
SoPorn star Aubrey Gold charged with murder after body found in shallow grave
Lauren Wambles (Gold’s real name) appeared in over 30 porn films during her three-year career
Bet her performances were killer!! Like, slayed them!
Sirhr
you’re saying she is now single!
Porn star Aubrey Gold charged with murder after body found in shallow grave
Lauren Wambles (Gold’s real name) appeared in over 30 porn films during her three-year career
Bet her performances were killer!! Like, slayed them!
Sirhr
Sounds like a foursome gone bad... Did the deceased accidentally "brush" one of the guys' ballsacks in the heat of passion?...
Nah, most likely a drug deal gone bad. Victim was probably a supplier and they decided to rob him and it went sideways. This shit happens far more frequently than anyone imagines. Being a street level vendor carries a lot of hazards.
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