23 SCOTUS decisions handed down since ACB swearing in.

[sirhrmechanic]

Frightening: Here Are The 23 SCOTUS Decisions Handed Down Since ACB Was Sworn In

Since Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed to the Supreme Court, she and the other judges have wasted no time in remaking America in their image. This is what we were warned about. In only two days, 23 landmark cases have been decided by the new conservative Supreme Court. God help us all.

babylonbee.com

I have not laughed this hard in a while!

Sirhr

 

[KML7201]

My favorite:

United States v. Silverman, 9-0 ruling -- Annoying celebrity videos telling you to vote are now illegal

 

[MtnCreek]

The pineapple on pizza ruling will start a war.

 

[cgobeli]

My wife really likes pineapple on pizza, so she supports this one

• Papa Johns v. Tony's, 5-4 ruling -- All pizzas must now have pineapple on top

 

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• Burger King v. Carson, 5-4 ruling -- "Impossible Meat" now illegal

 

[weaselrunner]

There are a few I could get behind.

 

[oneshot86]

The pineapple on pizza ruling will start a war.

It better

 

[Longshot231]

When are they going to make it constitutional to slap a snowflake and make him scream like a whore that hasn't been paid? Asking for a friend.

 

[Jscb1b]

I liked the GOD help us all at the end. HE is!

 

[lash]

There were a few that hit particularly close to home, including the movie stars one, the pineapple one and the .GIF one. My son is always telling me that it’s a hard G and he hates pineapple on pizza. So naturally, I have to take the opposing view, just because.

 

[Longshot231]

In order for something to be funny, there has to be an element of truth to it. That stuff was really funny.

 

[Doc68]

Gotta love the Babylon Bee