Jennifer Anniston got a new T shirt.
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She still looks smoking hot for 52 !!!!
Man, I wish I was the hand model for her t-shirt.
And just a little housekeeping note, I’ll thankbang the shit out of any post whores that put up a pic of Jennifer Anniston.
And just a little housekeeping note, I’ll thankbang the shit out of any post whores that put up a pic of Jennifer Anniston.
I won't say it again, PLEASE STOP! I'm running out of Depends and I do not need to go to my old folks store at 0600hrs., just to pick them up! Mac 
Who cares, the real point of the post was to show a hot piece of ass even if she is 52. Id be all over hat like a cheap suit.
2019
You horny old guys must really love her looks if you can ignore the fact she donated money to Obama in 2008 and Clinton in 2016.
I can overlook some things for a short time...You horny old guys must really love her looks if you can ignore the fact she donated money to Obama in 2008 and Clinton in 2016.
Back about 10 years ago my wife decided to search our 15 year old son's room for weed. Instead she found a stack of women's magazines featuring Jennifer Aniston. Also he had printed out photos of her at the beach in various bikinis over the years.
My wife was concerned over his obsession. I laughed and said who has been watching Friends reruns for the last couple of years almost obsessively. No wonder he got interested in her as you two watched together most of the time.
For a long time afterwards we use to joke whenever we saw a new magazine with her on the cover if our son had that issue yet.
Fast forward to today, he is 26 and married. It would not be a stretch to say his wife does have a resemblance to Ms Aniston.
Now where did I put my collection of People magazines featuring Cheryl Ladd???? Funny thing is you might say my wife looks like Ms Ladd.
My wife was concerned over his obsession. I laughed and said who has been watching Friends reruns for the last couple of years almost obsessively. No wonder he got interested in her as you two watched together most of the time.
For a long time afterwards we use to joke whenever we saw a new magazine with her on the cover if our son had that issue yet.
Fast forward to today, he is 26 and married. It would not be a stretch to say his wife does have a resemblance to Ms Aniston.
Now where did I put my collection of People magazines featuring Cheryl Ladd???? Funny thing is you might say my wife looks like Ms Ladd.
Photo or it aint so....
Maser, we're gonna give her a hate fuck with the grease gun in the dry hole and pea gravel for traction.
Years ago I gave a girl friend a Valvoline shirt that I had strategically placed oily hand prints on it. Her father was not amused.
You're still in high school aren't you... LOL.
Personally I think she looks better now than she did when she is in her twenties and thirties
I imagine he was not amused. Years ago no self respecting gear head would have used Valvoline. Quaker State or nothing my boy!
I would do shit to Jennifer Anniston that would make the devil turn his head and say, “Damn I can’t believe he’s doing that.” Lol 
She is a babe.
But she aint no Selma Hayek.
@Foul Mike - google that one.
make sure you are seated. Take 2 aspirins and a nitroglycerin.
But she aint no Selma Hayek.
@Foul Mike - google that one.
make sure you are seated. Take 2 aspirins and a nitroglycerin.
I don't know how long it would take, I just know that I want to lock her ankles around my neck like a Feed Bag
I'd make her forget her own native language and make her stutter... followed by Satan asking how I got her to squirt just by thinking about meI would do shit to Jennifer Anniston that would make the devil turn his head and say, “Damn I can’t believe he’s doing that.” Lol
I never knew we had so many porn actors on the Hide.
Not so much as an actor squirter / stretcher assistant... it's a make your girl forget her native language kind of thing... no, never made that happen... Didn't think so
well over 50 unfortunatelyQuestion: Are you over 50?
If so...
Pictures or it didn't happen.
. Probably a good thing we didn't have anything like iphones back in my day.
Squirting is pee, they did a study.
So congrats on being into water sports I guess.
“Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.Dec 24, 2014”
Never Quaker State. Kendall prefered, Valvoline was second in my day. Plus a buddy worked for Valvoline and got me free oil and shirts.I imagine he was not amused. Years ago no self respecting gear head would have used Valvoline. Quaker State or nothing my boy!
See, the conversation is now one concerning female incontinence. A chick that needs a diaper and is a bed wetter, not sexy. Call it squirting, but it really means your chick is going to need a diaper in a few years.
I just hope someone’s day is ruined when they found out they’ve been letting women pee on them and in their mouths.
You’re quite welcome...
In less than 50 posts, we've gone from a new (fake) shirt for JA to having a woman pee in your mouth.
Carry on Sniper Hide!!!
Carry on Sniper Hide!!!
