Jennifer Anniston got a new T shirt.

[MarinePMI]

In less than 50 posts, we've gone from a new (fake) shirt for JA to having a woman pee in your mouth.

Carry on Sniper Hide!!!

Well, it is the doldrums of February...

 

[BullGear]

We are simply becoming more efficient.

That must be true. Why wait for 500 messages when it can be done in 50. Eye opener........

 

[seanh]

So a couple of guys are jealous that they can't make their women have a hard uncontrollable orgasm...cool.

 

[lariat]

Or alternatively, you are into telling the world your main sexual desire is to copulate with women who have bladder control issues. No judgement here, do your thing.

 

[seanh]

No, and it's not a bladder control issue

 

[MarinePMI]

Last time I checked, a chick orgasming to the point of bladder loss, had to do with the chick, and not a lot to do with the guy (or his sexual prowess). Some chicks have waterfalls, others have earthquakes, and others just melt. <shrug> Whoopee, you made a chick orgasm <yawn>

Now, when you can make a chick orgasm 3-4 times in a setting, now you're talking skill. All chicks are different, the skill (and fun) is figuring it out, and leaving them walking bow legged for the next few days (or with rug burn marks on their knees, that last for weeks). LOL! Skill is when you catch them bragging to their girlfriends about it, and start getting the naughty eyes from their girlfriends.

Squirting women? Psshhh...amatuer.

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Now, when you can make a chick orgasm 3-4 times in a setting, now you're talking skill. All chicks are different, the skill (and fun) is figuring it out, and leaving them walking bow legged for the next few days (or with rug burn marks on their knees, that last for weeks). LOL! Skill is when you catch them bragging to their girlfriends about it, and start getting the naughty eyes from their girlfriends.

 

[lariat]

Last time I checked, a chick orgasming to the point of bladder loss, had to do with the chick, and not a lot to do with the guy (or his sexual prowess). Some chicks have waterfalls, others have earthquakes, and others just melt. <shrug> Whoopee, you made a chick orgasm <yawn>

Now, when you can make a chick orgasm 3-4 times in a setting, now you're talking skill. All chicks are different, the skill (and fun) is figuring it out, and leaving them walking bow legged for the next few days (or with rug burn marks on their knees, that last for weeks). LOL! Skill is when you catch them bragging to their girlfriends about it, and start getting the naughty eyes from their girlfriends.

Squirting women? Psshhh...amatuer.

Dammit! I’m trying to read this thread on the sly next to a nosy post menopausal 85 year old woman on a plane. My laughing isn’t helping. It’s like I’m trying to hide it from my mom.

 

[akmike47]

No, and it's not a bladder control issue

You can think that, but science says you're wrong.

This shits been studied to death but some of these folks still have to hold on and refuse to believe it's piss. Ruins there ego I guess.

Just because sue johansson said it wasn't piss 15 years ago doesn't make it true lol

 

[akmike47]

Last time I checked, a chick orgasming to the point of bladder loss, had to do with the chick, and not a lot to do with the guy (or his sexual prowess). Some chicks have waterfalls, others have earthquakes, and others just melt. <shrug> Whoopee, you made a chick orgasm <yawn>

Now, when you can make a chick orgasm 3-4 times in a setting, now you're talking skill. All chicks are different, the skill (and fun) is figuring it out, and leaving them walking bow legged for the next few days (or with rug burn marks on their knees, that last for weeks). LOL! Skill is when you catch them bragging to their girlfriends about it, and start getting the naughty eyes from their girlfriends.

Squirting women? Psshhh...amatuer.

This guy fucks

 

[akmike47]

@seanh waiting for his lady.

 

[akmike47]

Or alternatively, you are into telling the world your main sexual desire is to copulate with women who have bladder control issues. No judgement here, do your thing.

If he was that amazing he wouldn't have time to come post about it, he would be too busy.

 

[lariat]

You can think that, but science says you're wrong.

 

[MarinePMI]

This guy fucks

LOL. For a while, yes I did. A lot. Hell, some women, I didn't even know their names. Even after several encounters.

At 26 years of age, my mother openly told me she referred to me as her "little honey bee" to her friends...apparently she noticed that after my divorce I was making it a habit of "going from flower to flower".

I just told her I was making up for lost time. Eventually by my mid 30's I slowed down. I had realized most women, just like guys, don't know what they're doing in bed, and I got bored. That's when I started looking for the really hard to find stuff; loyalty, smarts and a level head. Seems to have worked out well...

JMTCW...

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

If you keep women chained in the dungeon, they all piss themselves, eventually.

 

[akmike47]

LOL. For a while, yes I did. A lot. Hell, some women, I didn't even know their names. Even after several encounters.

At 26 years of age, my mother openly told me she referred to me as her "little honey bee" to her friends...apparently she noticed that after my divorce I was making it a habit of "going from flower to flower".

I just told her I was making up for lost time. Eventually by my mid 30's I slowed down. I had realized most women, just like guys, don't know what they're doing in bed, and I got bored. That's when I started looking for the really hard to find stuff; loyalty, smarts and a penis.

JMTCW...

Fify

 

[MarinePMI]

Fify

Fucker. Don't make me get the MSgt after your ass; you'll regret it! (She can be hand full when she gets riled!)

 

[seanh]

Actually the science is inconclusive

@seanh waiting for his lady.

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Okay that's some funny shit right there... LOL

LOL. For a while, yes I did. A lot. Hell, some women, I didn't even know their names. Even after several encounters.

At 26 years of age, my mother openly told me she referred to me as her "little honey bee" to her friends...apparently she noticed that after my divorce I was making it a habit of "going from flower to flower".

I just told her I was making up for lost time. Eventually by my mid 30's I slowed down. I had realized most women, just like guys, don't know what they're doing in bed, and I got bored. That's when I started looking for the really hard to find stuff; loyalty, smarts and a level head. Seems to have worked out well...

JMTCW...

Yeah, but were her friends calling you?

Is it creepy when your mom's friends are giving you that eye, smack you on the ass and try to get you to come over for "special" projects.

 

[Rthur]

If ya can ring the bell at will they'll keep coming back for more.
This pun was intended. ^^^

R

 

[MarinePMI]

Actually the science is inconclusive

Okay that's some funny shit right there... LOL

Yeah, but were her friends calling you?

Is it creepy when your mom's friends are giving you that eye, smack you on the ass and try to get you to come over for "special" projects.

As usual, the young ones miss the point...

It wasn't my mom's friends calling me, it was my gf's friends calling me. One even sat on a picnic bench across from me, telling me about what my gf (at the time) had told her...while in a skirt...as she parted her legs, showing me her panties, as she talked about how arousing it was to hear my gf talk about it. Women talk (just like guys), and it was pretty obvious that beyond the smiles and joking, she was offering a little something something if I was willing...

Women don't slap a guys ass as a signal to jump in the hay; that's what guys do. Women like to play (IME), and for some, that's the turn on... Your comments bely inexperience; you might wanna stop while you're ahead.

Lol. I think I'll nuke this thread in the morning. TMI...

 

[Snipe260]

Last time I checked, a chick orgasming to the point of bladder loss, had to do with the chick, and not a lot to do with the guy (or his sexual prowess). Some chicks have waterfalls, others have earthquakes, and others just melt. <shrug> Whoopee, you made a chick orgasm <yawn>

Now, when you can make a chick orgasm 3-4 times in a setting, now you're talking skill. All chicks are different, the skill (and fun) is figuring it out, and leaving them walking bow legged for the next few days (or with rug burn marks on their knees, that last for weeks). LOL! Skill is when you catch them bragging to their girlfriends about it, and start getting the naughty eyes from their girlfriends.

Squirting women? Psshhh...amatuer.

Met a gal one night at the local pub. She was one horny bitch after a few drinks. Told me she wanted me to give her 12 inches and hurt her! So I took her home, fucked her 3 times, and hit her in the face with a brick!

 

[Deleted member 10043]

You horny old guys must really love her looks if you can ignore the fact she donated money to Obama in 2008 and Clinton in 2016.

I fucked her and got tired of it and moved-on.org

 

[Deleted member 10043]

See, the conversation is now one concerning female incontinence. A chick that needs a diaper and is a bed wetter, not sexy. Call it squirting, but it really means your chick is going to need a diaper in a few years.

My first golden shower was by your grandmother way before you were born. Yeah, that's right.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

Never Quaker State. Kendall prefered, Valvoline was second in my day. Plus a buddy worked for Valvoline and got me free oil and shirts.

Don't be gay. Your lover worked for Vaseline and you just think the jelly and shirts were free.

 

[Snipe260]

Took a bitch home one night and went to town right away. While I was fucking her I noticed every time I thrusted her legs would come up way over her head! I said baby, I must be doing you some good! She said nah! You were in such a hurry,you forgot to take my panty hose off!

 

[Deleted member 10043]

Squirting is pee, they did a study.

So congrats on being into water sports I guess.

“Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.Dec 24, 2014”

You my man, have never been squirted in the face, tied to a chair, on the other side of the room. Are you the latest Eye Stein I've been hearing about on the power poles?

 

[168BTHPM]

LOL. For a while, yes I did. A lot. Hell, some women, I didn't even know their names. Even after several encounters.

At 26 years of age, my mother openly told me she referred to me as her "little honey bee" to her friends...apparently she noticed that after my divorce I was making it a habit of "going from flower to flower".

I just told her I was making up for lost time. Eventually by my mid 30's I slowed down. I had realized most women, just like guys, don't know what they're doing in bed, and I got bored. That's when I started looking for the really hard to find stuff; loyalty, smarts and a level head. Seems to have worked out well...

JMTCW...

I was just the opposite. I was a hound until my early 30's, so much so my mother asked me one time how many grandkids she had. Then I met and married a Danish porn star when I was 35.

You are right about most women not knowing what to do in bed. All they can do is act or react based on the experiences they have had with the one minute man that gave them 14 thrusts, a grunt and rolled over. They think, well it must have been good he shot cum into me. They lose their mind when someone puts a little effort and expertise into it. You know it was good for her if you can whisper something in her ear the next day and she get goose bumps and shivers. That is especially fun to do at the mall, a restaurant, or at her parent's house.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

I was just the opposite. I was a hound until my early 30's, so much so my mother asked me one time how many grandkids she had. Then I met and married a Danish porn star when I was 35.

You are right about most women not knowing what to do in bed. All they can do is act or react based on the experiences they have had with the one minute man that gave them 14 thrusts, a grunt and rolled over. They think, well it must have been good he shot cum into me. They lose their mind when someone puts a little effort and expertise into it. You know it was good for her if you can whisper something in her ear the next day and she get goose bumps and shivers. That is especially fun to do at the mall, a restaurant, or at her parent's house.

Wait a fucking minute you told me she was Danish but this is the first I heard there was porn involved. I should have known based on the mustache you were sporting in those days.

 

[168BTHPM]

Wait a fucking minute you told me she was Danish but this is the first I heard there was porn involved. I should have known based on the mustache you were sporting in those days.

I was never a porn star, I was a porn stunt double.

BTW: Du taler med meget

 

[lariat]

My first golden shower was by your grandmother way before you were born. Yeah, that's right.

Gramps, is that you? Hand your newfound grandson some fucking primers, you stingy old bastard. I’ll PM you my address.

 

[akmike47]

Gramps, is that you? Hand your newfound grandson some fucking primers, you stingy old bastard. I’ll PM you my address.

Cousin?!? You've found grandpa, Our primers await!

 

[Stevo86]

Last time I checked, a chick orgasming to the point of bladder loss, had to do with the chick, and not a lot to do with the guy (or his sexual prowess). Some chicks have waterfalls, others have earthquakes, and others just melt. <shrug> Whoopee, you made a chick orgasm <yawn>

Now, when you can make a chick orgasm 3-4 times in a setting, now you're talking skill. All chicks are different, the skill (and fun) is figuring it out, and leaving them walking bow legged for the next few days (or with rug burn marks on their knees, that last for weeks). LOL! Skill is when you catch them bragging to their girlfriends about it, and start getting the naughty eyes from their girlfriends.

Squirting women? Psshhh...amatuer.

My wife got drunk, naked and passed out on the floor, I drug her across the carpet to the bathroom and she got rug burns on her knees... does that count?

 

[MarinePMI]

My wife got drunk, naked and passed out on the floor, I drug her across the carpet to the bathroom and she got rug burns on her knees... does that count?

Well, yeah, I guess...was she bow legged and sore afterwards? That would seal the deal.

 

[Stevo86]

Well, yeah, I guess...was she bow legged and sore afterwards? That would seal the deal.

Well yea afterwards. Before I drug her naked ass across the carpet, she couldn’t get out of the truck. So I threw her drunk ass over my shoulders and she pissed all over me!

 

[Lapuapalooza]

I was just the opposite. I was a hound until my early 30's, so much so my mother asked me one time how many grandkids she had. Then I met and married a Danish porn star when I was 35.

You are right about most women not knowing what to do in bed. All they can do is act or react based on the experiences they have had with the one minute man that gave them 14 thrusts, a grunt and rolled over. They think, well it must have been good he shot cum into me. They lose their mind when someone puts a little effort and expertise into it. You know it was good for her if you can whisper something in her ear the next day and she get goose bumps and shivers. That is especially fun to do at the mall, a restaurant, or at her parent's house.

 

[Jim Out]

Dammit! I’m trying to read this thread on the sly next to a nosy post menopausal 85 year old woman on a plane. My laughing isn’t helping. It’s like I’m trying to hide it from my mom.

 

[lariat]

Ok I snorted at that. Social distancing was not her thing. But damn her trying to read this made me flinch. Two hours with The Eye of Shame is too much for any man.

 

[FS1]

I call BS, most of you guys were likely in the shower when she came.

 

[Aftermath]

Back about 10 years ago my wife decided to search our 15 year old son's room for weed. Instead she found a stack of women's magazines featuring Jennifer Aniston. Also he had printed out photos of her at the beach in various bikinis over the years.

My wife was concerned over his obsession. I laughed and said who has been watching Friends reruns for the last couple of years almost obsessively. No wonder he got interested in her as you two watched together most of the time.

For a long time afterwards we use to joke whenever we saw a new magazine with her on the cover if our son had that issue yet.

Fast forward to today, he is 26 and married. It would not be a stretch to say his wife does have a resemblance to Ms Aniston.

Now where did I put my collection of People magazines featuring Cheryl Ladd???? Funny thing is you might say my wife looks like Ms Ladd.

At least it wasn't a pile of mags with Tim Cook or Anderson Cooper on the cover.

 

[myronman3]

jennifer aniston is smoking hot.....then add in that she is over 50. anyone that doesnt appreciate that, is ignorant.

as far as women squirting......there may be some that it’s urine, but i can assure folks that it’s not always the case. and to those wanting to argue about that with me.....save it. because i wont argue about something you have no experience in. save yourself the humiliation.

 

[akmike47]

jennifer aniston is smoking hot.....then add in that she is over 50. anyone that doesnt appreciate that, is ignorant.

as far as women squirting......there may be some that it’s urine, but i can assure folks that it’s not always the case. and to those wanting to argue about that with me.....save it. because i wont argue about something you have no experience in. save yourself the humiliation.

He’s a scientist who studies these things apparently....

It’s usually watered down urine with ejaculate and other bullshit. It’s easily researched. Yeah some dispute it but most seem to agree looking around, If you believe it doesn’t contain any especially when there’s a ton of fluid you’re just trying to make yourself feel better.

What really blows my mind is the grown ass men on here who think they’re the only ones in the fucking world to ever make a woman cum hard. Its basic anatomy and paying attention to what she likes, not diffusing a bomb.

You aren’t special. I know that’s hard for you to hear someone’s said otherwise and you really took it to heart, but you’re not. Yeah she told you some bullshit about how amazing you are but she’s told other guys the same shit unless you’re the only one she’s been with, she’s just smart enough to not tell you that.

You didn’t unlock some secret no one else knows.

You aren’t Gods gift to women, you just think you are because 98% of everyone else isn’t out trying to convince the world of their supposed sexual prowess.

Some of you are ridiculous

 

[Aftermath]

That's when I started looking for the really hard to find stuff; loyalty, smarts and a level head.

They all have the same equipment to play with but finding one with a brain she uses to think with, common sense and good sense of humor is rare.

 

[eelman308]

I did enjoy that dance video. Guess I need to see the whole movie without the damn ads in the way

 

[Deleted member 10043]

He’s a scientist who studies these things apparently....

It’s usually watered down urine with ejaculate and other bullshit. It’s easily researched. Yeah some dispute it but most seem to agree looking around, If you believe it doesn’t contain any especially when there’s a ton of fluid you’re just trying to make yourself feel better.

What really blows my mind is the grown ass men on here who think they’re the only ones in the fucking world to ever make a woman cum hard. Its basic anatomy and paying attention to what she likes, not diffusing a bomb.

You aren’t special. I know that’s hard for you to hear someone’s said otherwise and you really took it to heart, but you’re not. Yeah she told you some bullshit about how amazing you are but she’s told other guys the same shit unless you’re the only one she’s been with, she’s just smart enough to not tell you that.

You didn’t unlock some secret no one else knows.

You aren’t Gods gift to women, you just think you are because 98% of everyone else isn’t out trying to convince the world of their supposed sexual prowess.

Some of you are ridiculous

I never did any of the things others have bragged about here.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

They all have the same equipment to play with but finding one with a brain she uses to think with, common sense and good sense of humor is rare.

I found one and been with her 28 years. My favorite irate Irish qoute from her, "HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN TO STAY SEVENTEEN?"

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

So much for the #metoo movement.
Grabbing them in the pussy is offensive.
Grabbing them in the boobs is all fun and games. And you get a Tshirt to show your support

 

[akmike47]

I found one and been with her 28 years. My favorite irate Irish qoute from her, "HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN TO STAY SEVENTEEN?"

The proper answer is "yes"

 

[myronman3]

He’s a scientist who studies these things apparently....

It’s usually watered down urine with ejaculate and other bullshit. It’s easily researched. Yeah some dispute it but most seem to agree looking around, If you believe it doesn’t contain any especially when there’s a ton of fluid you’re just trying to make yourself feel better.

What really blows my mind is the grown ass men on here who think they’re the only ones in the fucking world to ever make a woman cum hard. Its basic anatomy and paying attention to what she likes, not diffusing a bomb.

You aren’t special. I know that’s hard for you to hear someone’s said otherwise and you really took it to heart, but you’re not. Yeah she told you some bullshit about how amazing you are but she’s told other guys the same shit unless you’re the only one she’s been with, she’s just smart enough to not tell you that.

You didn’t unlock some secret no one else knows.

You aren’t Gods gift to women, you just think you are because 98% of everyone else isn’t out trying to convince the world of their supposed sexual prowess.

Some of you are ridiculous

this is like a guy who hasnt shot a rifle trying to tell guys who have, what it’s like and how to do it. or a person who hasnt jumped out of a plane, describing what it’s like. wanna talk about ridiculous?

if you have been there, you’ll know real fucking quick it isnt urine. obviously, you havent.
like i said, dont try to tell those of us who HAVE seen it otherwise. you are just embarrassing yourself.

as far as me, what i do, who i am.....i didnt say shit about that. so let’s not get nasty or disrespectful. you dont have to be a scientist to know what piss is but hey, someone “authoritarian” figure says so, and you read it, so it must be so. to hell with anyone who actually has experience in the matter. shiiiiiit....i bet you read that biden won the election, and you believe that, too.

oh....and show me on the doll where what i said hurt you.

 

[akmike47]

this is like a guy who hasnt shot a rifle trying to tell guys who have, what it’s like and how to do it. or a person who hasnt jumped out of a plane, describing what it’s like. wanna talk about ridiculous?

if you have been there, you’ll know real fucking quick it isnt urine. obviously, you havent.
like i said, dont try to tell those of us who HAVE seen it otherwise. you are just embarrassing yourself.

as far as me, what i do, who i am.....i didnt say shit about that. so let’s not get nasty or disrespectful. you dont have to be a scientist to know what piss is but hey, someone “authoritarian” figure says so, and you read it, so it must be so. to hell with anyone who actually has experience in the matter. shiiiiiit....i bet you read that biden won the election, and you believe that, too.

oh....and show me on the doll where what i said hurt you.

Lmao read your last sentence and look at your comment. I'm not butt hurt, but you more than obviously are.

All you can do is throw nonsensical insults that's dont have to do with anything.

it's not a magic power I've made it happen. It's not as cool as you want it to seem.

"Authoritarian" lmao give me a fucking break. "I can't win so I'll make this political"

You really won this one...

 

[roamin]

Jennifer who?