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I'm going with Riley Reid.Google Fu don't fail me now.
Duck. Duck. Gone.
His parents never let him play with fire as a kid because the parents were pussys. So, as an adult, he makes the stupids happen.I thought every boy learned that lesson at a young age by doing that very same thing in some form or fashion. How this cat made it to adulthood without this knowledge born out of experience AND was still stupid enough to do it the way he did is why Darwin Awards exist.
But I gotta give him points for the "stop, drop, and roll Dick roll" routine he was working on when the clip ended. Those circa 1970's PSAs are still paying off!
I like Arby’s
That's a good call. The body type is right. To me, the jawline is just not quite the same.I'm going with Riley Reid.
Saggy gun belt gonna fucking fall off as soon as anything happens. Fail. No inner belt on which to mount the gun belt. Fail. Drop leg holster straps unsecured. Fail.
Saggy gun belt gonna fucking fall off as soon as anything happens. Fail. No inner belt on which to mount the gun belt. Fail. Drop leg holster straps unsecured. Fail.
Fake ass titties with hard nipples in an easy-access tube top. Major fucking win, and canceled out all of the above
Damnit! I just spit Coke all over my work computer!I’m surprised you didn’t have anything to say about the knee pads.
She's prepared, protect those knees!I’m surprised you didn’t have anything to say about the knee pads.
Workin' on being less white I hope (assuming you're white at all)...Damnit! I just spit Coke all over my work computer!
Nope! Being less white would be cultural appropriation and that's racist!Workin' on being less white I hope (assuming you're white at all)...
I started reading the gun belt falling off a.d that got me excitedSaggy gun belt gonna fucking fall off as soon as anything happens. Fail. No inner belt on which to mount the gun belt. Fail. Drop leg holster straps unsecured. Fail.
Fake ass titties with hard nipples in an easy-access tube top. Major fucking win, and canceled out all of the above
3% for combat deaths? More like 2% for The Forever War and a rounding error if you go all the way back to 1776.Sad but true, equality only seems to work one way!
Bitch please, the soles of her boots aren't even red!Saggy gun belt gonna fucking fall off as soon as anything happens. Fail. No inner belt on which to mount the gun belt. Fail. Drop leg holster straps unsecured. Fail.
Fake ass titties with hard nipples in an easy-access tube top. Major fucking win, and canceled out all of the above
DGI drone? That says something sad.