Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I thought every boy learned that lesson at a young age by doing that very same thing in some form or fashion. How this cat made it to adulthood without this knowledge born out of experience AND was still stupid enough to do it the way he did is why Darwin Awards exist.

But I gotta give him points for the "stop, drop, and roll Dick roll" routine he was working on when the clip ended. Those circa 1970's PSAs are still paying off!
His parents never let him play with fire as a kid because the parents were pussys. So, as an adult, he makes the stupids happen.
 
Saggy gun belt gonna fucking fall off as soon as anything happens. Fail. No inner belt on which to mount the gun belt. Fail. Drop leg holster straps unsecured. Fail.

Fake ass titties with hard nipples in an easy-access tube top. Major fucking win, and canceled out all of the above
 
Saggy gun belt gonna fucking fall off as soon as anything happens. Fail. No inner belt on which to mount the gun belt. Fail. Drop leg holster straps unsecured. Fail.

Fake ass titties with hard nipples in an easy-access tube top. Major fucking win, and canceled out all of the above

I’m surprised you didn’t have anything to say about the knee pads.
 
Saggy gun belt gonna fucking fall off as soon as anything happens. Fail. No inner belt on which to mount the gun belt. Fail. Drop leg holster straps unsecured. Fail.

Fake ass titties with hard nipples in an easy-access tube top. Major fucking win, and canceled out all of the above
I started reading the gun belt falling off a.d that got me excited
 
Saggy gun belt gonna fucking fall off as soon as anything happens. Fail. No inner belt on which to mount the gun belt. Fail. Drop leg holster straps unsecured. Fail.

Fake ass titties with hard nipples in an easy-access tube top. Major fucking win, and canceled out all of the above
Bitch please, the soles of her boots aren't even red!