Bitch please, the soles of her boots aren't even red!
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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Cartels Give Biden Another 'Human Trafficker Of The Month' Award
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A group of cartel members presented Joe Biden with its prestigious "Human Trafficker of the Month" award today, marking the third month in a row the new president has received the award.
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This ad for Ueno Clinic makes no sense… until you realize what the clinic specializes in【Video】
Whoever conceived this commercial deserves some kind of award.
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HAHAHA!!!
I was instantly reminded of being an 8 year old with a 6 year old brother deciding we would use 5 gallons of gas to get a HUGE crawdad out of his lair. That shit burned sorta nicely for about 30 seconds then started sort of pulsing, the mud mound around the hole got real dry and was directing the flames at my Granddads garage wall...fortunately it was brick. The flame started a deafening roar and there was about 3 feet of clear space from that crawdads mound to the flame and it was just getting louder and louder. I ran into the garage and grabbed a shovel, drove that shovel into the dirt, cutting off the flame. I left that shovel right there.
Several hours later, Granddad came home from work. We knew we had to show him the big black torched spot on his wall. I don't think I ever saw that man so angry but he was a cool character. He said we would talk about this after dinner.
After dinner, we went back out to the site and he showed us how we were going to be cleaning that wall. It took us about 60 hours of serious scrubbing...that was about 1969 and there is still a black ring on that wall! I still avoid going around that side of the house.
Lived in Oklahoma for many years. There was an Amish community in Inola. They would come to town in their buggies on the weekend, get shitfaced, crawl up in the back of the buggy, pass out and the horse would take them home.
