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At some point in my life I started rounding the corners of the nail on the big toes. Almost immediately started having problems. Took me about a year to figure it out. I still keep a curve to the nail, but don't cut the corners back so hard.A. don't cut your toenails into a curve, grow them out and cut straight.
Ingrown toenails hurt. Problem solved. Motivation achieved.And you find this motivational? Grown men trying to figure out how to trim their toenails. What is going on here?????
I wasn’t figuring out anything, I’m the pro safe cracker of self toe surgery. Toe feels great now.And you find this motivational? Grown men trying to figure out how to trim their toenails. What is going on here?????
That's not a reasonable likelihood kind of chick, its an inevitable. Your ass is getting stabbed. Worth it? Probably.enough of the "my brother's counsin's sister's former roomate thinks Vanna White is a slut because she likely rejected his advances in high school" bullshit...
back to motivational MILF:
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or some combination fake boobs, tattoos, maybe some daddy issues, and a reasonable likelihood of being stabbed. See below for the combination of the aforementioned traits:
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So she likes sex? Me too.My BIL went to high school with her. Said she would look like a porcupine if as many dicks were sticking out as had been stuck in her.
So she likes sex? Me too.![]()
Was that your gay friend trying to convince you?Once heard someone say, if you kiss a tramp it makes you queer by proxy.
That's not just stabby. She'd sacrifice you.
At least I’d die with a smile on my face.
Is this M.C. Escher's daughter? The more I stare at her legs, the less I can tell if the right one is in front of the left one or if the left one is in front of the right one. Especially the direction the left toe is pointing in relation to her torso.
Unknown. Looks like the leg on the upper step is her left leg based on the shape of the calf muscle.Is this M.C. Escher's daughter? The more I stare at her legs, the less I can tell if the right one is in front of the left one or if the left one is in front of the right one. Especially the direction the left toe is pointing in relation to her torso.
I'll have to keep staring. Let you know what I figure out in a couple of hours.
Was that your gay friend trying to convince you?![]()
A buddy I played college football with pulled a random home from a bar one night, apparently she was not taking her meds, he rolled over after business and went to sleep... She stabbed him in the chest a couple times with his own steak knife, pierced his lung and missed his heart by an inch or so... Needless to say no one on the team took home any randoms for a week or so after thatThat's not just stabby. She'd sacrifice you.
Some stabby's are limited to test drive only. Wouldn't even wanna rent one![]()
This is why I've never brought home a Random from a bar.A buddy I played college football with pulled a random home from a bar one night, apparently she was not taking her meds, he rolled over after business and went to sleep... She stabbed him in the chest a couple times with his own steak knife, pierced his lung and missed his heart by an inch or so... Needless to say no one on the team took home any randoms for a week or so after that![]()
Did the dick taste familiar?Once heard someone say, if you kiss a tramp it makes you queer by proxy.
If you're correct and that is her left leg on the upper step, which makes more sense, then that right toe is really F'd up.Unknown. Looks like the leg on the upper step is her left leg based on the shape of the calf muscle.
A buddy I played college football with pulled a random home from a bar one night, apparently she was not taking her meds, he rolled over after business and went to sleep... She stabbed him in the chest a couple times with his own steak knife, pierced his lung and missed his heart by an inch or so... Needless to say no one on the team took home any randoms for a week or so after that![]()
It's terrible to have to go all that way to find a pussy that works for a living.
Apparently not, take enough headshots over the years and you make stupid decisionsDid he not get the briefing to take them to their house or a hotel?
You never let them know where you live...
You clowns can let @clcustom1911 and his hotties get us back OT or I can post mine.enough of the "my brother's counsin's sister's former roomate thinks Vanna White is a slut because she likely rejected his advances in high school" bullshit...
back to motivational MILF:
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or some combination fake boobs, tattoos, maybe some daddy issues, and a reasonable likelihood of being stabbed. See below for the combination of the aforementioned traits:
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Did the dick taste familiar?
Nah she's a whore.Never met your dad and your mom assured me he was her only other other guy, so....no. But she may have lied.
Nope, not exhibiting any InCel tendencies at all…Nah she's a whore.
Definitely not an incel.Nope, not exhibiting any InCel tendencies at all…
This is correct.
I missed him talking shit about your mother so feel free to arrange a towel party. As far as starting shit yourself my warning was friend to friend because LL will launch anyone’s ass into orbit if they turn the hot wives/girlfriends thread into the last one.Definitely not an incel.
So he can make mom jokes but I can't and actually know my mom?
I forgot I'm supposed to rage because how dare he talk about my mother he's never met....God forbid I make a joke.
Call an actual hooker a hooker your an asshole, joke my own mother is a hooker to show a joke doesn't hurt my feelings I'm an incel![]()
I would take a stabbing to give her a slightly different stabbing.This is correct.
*Bringing my suture kit along for the ride for the eventual stabbing.