That would be hilarious, but then he would go full Karen for being pulled over and say local law won't do there job and lets everyone else speed .If you ask for a courtesy patrol, be prepared to get the first ticket.
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That would be hilarious, but then he would go full Karen for being pulled over and say local law won't do there job and lets everyone else speed .If you ask for a courtesy patrol, be prepared to get the first ticket.
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"We are taking over, and there's nothing gonna stop us." Lol....okay.
My street is 35 (and most drive 50 or so) because if it was the more realistic 45, then they'd all drive 60 or more. E
Bullshit. Another dumbass who doesn't understand what the 85th percentile is as it relates to setting speed limits and traffic enforcement.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is why the USA has idiotic speed limits that no one respects.
The Ohio State Highway Patrol, once thought of as one of the most draconian speed limit enforcers, officially doesn't give a shit until you're past 80 mph on limited access highways. They won't say it in public, but I have friends in the Patrol and that is fact.
Today youre dad would have been shot in the back...right after they shot your chihuahua and beagle.This thread reminds me of my childhood in the mid 1970's. We lived in a rural area and we had dirt and gravel mix roads. A neighbor's kid had a VW that had mud tires on the rear and after rains had softened up the road, he would cut ruts, do donuts, etc., right in front of our house. My dad, who has always been foolishly fearless, put his pistol in his waistband and went out, stopped the driver and did not ask, but told him to stop ripping up the road. The kid was a smart mouth, so my dad pulls the pistol and tells the kid that if he catches him doing it again, he'll put a bullet in all four tires. The kid races off, but we never see him, again. Evidently the kid, or his parents called the sheriff's office and complained. A deputy came out and lightly scolded my dad, but no citation, etc. Today, the SWAT team would have been deployed and my dad would have been arrested and probably done jail time. Times have changed.
Well, that's what the Sheriffs office told me when they followed up after the device was removed.Bullshit. Another dumbass who doesn't understand what the 85th percentile is as it relates to setting speed limits and traffic enforcement.
Potholes come with the paved roads here in Louisiana.Potholes slow people down. Potholes are easy to make.
I hope my previous post didn't sound like a "Karen." But, as I think Brian knows, I'm a huge racing fan, have taught more than a few DE schools so I agree with this list. I hate the "they're over the speed limit shit" as a general rule. Because if "speed kills" anybody that's flown in an airplane would be dead by their definition.10000%
line of sight
grade
camber
material
entrance and exit speed differential
the list goes on
And I have that solution!You know you are right.
OP. Spike strip that mother fucker!
No. What happens is this.
A bunch of Karen's get up the laws dander.
Next thing you know, we have new laws in the county that no one wanted, except some folks that liked the area and decided to leave the rat race and oppressive codes that they foisted upon their neighbors elsewhere.
Does your wife play in the road?
You are responsible for your animals.
I live on the same kind of road.
The neighbors do talk about the road. The discussion centers around keeping our animals locked up and being careful pulling onto the road. You know why? Cause everyone speeds.
I actually want the beach traffic that comes through here to go as fast as possible. If they go too slow they might stay. Then the next thing you know, there's a New Yorker setting up his very own speed trap. Next thing you know, he will be complaining about the smell from the chicken houses.
Yeah...I've seen this before.
Again. When you've got a fucking meth house 100yds away...then you have problems that need solutions.
And I have that solution!But it may require a short stint in San Quentin!
Makes sense though why people think it's much more important. Statistically one is much more likely to get into a wreck within 3-5 miles of their AO than anywhere else because that's truly the area of primary operation.Funny how it always seems so much more important when it's the road you live on. I'm guilty of the same. But I live on a state highway, 55mph, and a major beach route, every weekend it's like a race track. 2 mo ago a 16yo driving with 2 siblings were killed in a head on only 1/4 mile from my property. At a detour road block, some jerk deputy tried crawling my ass for not veering into the detour. I gave a little back telling him if maybe he'd been there earlier he may have save those kids and not be having to stand there detouring traffic. I know they have jobs to do, but I'm not the guy you try to bully because you have a badge. 70 in a 35 is worrisome but you'll never catch them all. If it were me, a flashing red/blue light gets a lot of attention, until the regulars get used to it...
They lack respect and courtesy. I live in the country. If you are out away from the houses and people and want to blast around that is fine.That's what's truly disturbing about society and the "young people" today, they have absolutely no compassion or humanity or concern. All they care about is being "entertained" and the more somebody gets hurt, actually the more they like it.
That's why I like animals so much better than most folks. You see some animal hurt, (that is not of a solitary type species), and there is a good chance there is a group of their peers trying to help them, trying to keep predators away, trying to comfort them, trying to drag them out of harm's way.
So when humans can't even be as decent as birds, monkeys, dogs, cows, deer etc, you kind of tend to think of those types as wastes of air that would be better off being fertilizer to help the animals. Especially if they can help the animals twice.... Once for hungry animals that eat meat... then when processed into "fertilizer" by said digestive systems, helping plants to grow bigger/better/faster so the vegetation eating animals can be happy.
But then again, I'm a bit of a cynic these days...
Tell me about this house.Maybe move back into the City in California where you came from and see if things are more to your liking there?
We had a "New" neighbor, from California, that bought 1.3 acres and the old wisow's home when she died, 1 and a half miles East of me about 3 years ago.
Strange trippy cunt that put up a bunch of "SLOW DOWN" signs and wanted all of us to slow down to 20 MPH in front of her house.
She would stand out in front on the side of the road and wave her paddle sign at us and holler bad words at us no matter if you were driving a tractor and plow moving to the next field or a semi during harvest.
She ended up with most of us driving faster than normal just to piss her off and she registered complaints with the SO on all of us who have lived here all of our lives.
The Sheriff investigated and while there got a warrent and searched the place for an illegal grow of marijuana, more than 300 plants, and her ass landed in jail that night and later in prison after her trial. Fuck with the bull and get the horns.
The place is abandoned now and we still drive the way we always have.
They opened up a new 4 lane here across the mountain. Plenty of room to have error (full shoulder) before ARMCO, nice wide lanes you can actually turn-in, apex, and track-out properly. Speed limit...40.
That was her way of flirting g with you foul one! You made her moist!Maybe move back into the City in California where you came from and see if things are more to your liking there?
We had a "New" neighbor, from California, that bought 1.3 acres and the old wisow's home when she died, 1 and a half miles East of me about 3 years ago.
Strange trippy cunt that put up a bunch of "SLOW DOWN" signs and wanted all of us to slow down to 20 MPH in front of her house.
She would stand out in front on the side of the road and wave her paddle sign at us and holler bad words at us no matter if you were driving a tractor and plow moving to the next field or a semi during harvest.
She ended up with most of us driving faster than normal just to piss her off and she registered complaints with the SO on all of us who have lived here all of our lives.
The Sheriff investigated and while there got a warrent and searched the place for an illegal grow of marijuana, more than 300 plants, and her ass landed in jail that night and later in prison after her trial. Fuck with the bull and get the horns.
The place is abandoned now and we still drive the way we always have.
Since you seem to have a lot of free time to police the street just sit there then. And when you see a speeding car coming heave a bucket of roof buttons out onto the road.
Ambulance gets a flat responding to your own cluster fuck lolAnother good way to end up eating through a straw
From your car window?Usually when I see people out on our gravel roads driving like shit, I throw my beer bottle at them.
When we see people haul ass down the dirt road we go on about our business as usual. I
I live in a similar road. I drive home at 5-10mph over the speed limit because it is dead straight and the houses are about 100yds off the road so who cares. One day a distant neighbor like you was sitting in the road, reading his mail and blocking the lane of travel. I simply passed him. He became enraged and chased me trying to ram my car. I drove him to a remote abandoned gravel pit and he got out of his car screaming about how he was going to race by my house now that he knew where I lived. His choice of weapons was inadequate and I inspired him to leave me alone.
Before you do something dumber than usual, call the non-emergency line to whatever law enforcement agency covers your area. Complain about speeders and have useful information. The typical time of day, a description of the car or cars, speeds you estimate they are traveling and ask for a courtesy patrol. Or be a douchebag and get one of those green plastic kids with a flag that says "Slow down". Get a game camera and have 1200 car pictures a week. You can always be that douche who runs out the end of his driveway or side street without stopping and forces cars to slow down or swerve to avoid him, people love that guy.
We have teenagers who are spinning doughnuts in the frigging intersections like the hoodrats from Youtube and that sucks. Luckily they grow up or die in accidents. The last crop of young assholes(about 5 years ago) were trying to drift on the gravel road that goes past my house with one idiot hanging out of the window. The window idiot hit a tree on my property with his head and chest at about 2am and laid in the street while his friends filmed him and laughed. Two miles away at the other end of the road, some idiot collected up a 100ft tall tree in some ladies from yard and croaked himself, a drunk. She had breakfast on the porch watching them haul off the copse. she smiled and waved at my wife and I as we trolled by gawking. The tree is doing fine, btw. Maybe you wait and this problem fixes itself
I was just reading this on jalopnik earlier today
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Detroit Denied This Man's Requests For Speed Bumps, Then He Got Hit By A Speeding Truck
He made hundreds of reports of speeding drivers to Detroit.jalopnik.com
Generally, you can request a presence patrol in your area by just asking for one and explaining your concerns. This may or may not get you very far, though (depending on staffing, geographical size of the jurisdiction, and time of day/op tempo for that shift).
You may be able to hire a police officer for an off-duty gig. Its all done on the up and up through the department, if they have sufficiemt staff (any peace officer in your state can do it, so check with county and state if the local agency can't accommodate).
As for data gathering, you already seem to know when someone is driving 70mph on your street. So why not just record dates and times in a notebook? If you see a pattern, there's your answer.
Seeing as how there’s a few good spots for a rally car to jump, some good curvy sections, and long straights I’d ask for a ride.What if it's Petter Solberg?
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I’d ask for a ride.
He gave a dealership's mechanics a ride alright
I was considering addressing this in the OP.I had someone call the county on me repeatedly. He called in my plate number with a complaint every time he saw a blue truck. Did not work out well for him once they figured out what he was doing. The kicker is I wasn't ever around his neighborhood, he just thought my truck looked familiar at the grocery store.
County guys started driving by his house at 35 and they'd get a call within minutes that someone went past at 70+ and give them my plate number.
Unless you have a calibrated radar, you don't actually know the speed. Most you can do is ask them to patrol it a few times a week and hope they catch a few tickets.
I'm going to bite . I would bet that even when this protocol is actually followed, (and I doubt it is the majority of the time ) when it is followed and the officers confirmation doesn't match his estimate , he just makes the stop anyway , how could that even be proven that he did or didn't follow protocol.I was considering addressing this in the OP.
Part of radar training does happen to be visual speed estimation. In order to qualify on radar (where I worked), the officer had to be able to estimate speed within 3 MPH before consulting the radar. In other words, the radar cannot be the first indicator that someone is speeding. The officer "is supposed" to first suspect that a driver is speeding by visually witnessing the driver's speed. Then, use his training to determine the speed just by visual estimation. Then use the radar to "confirm" the speed. If the radar does not register within 3 mph of the officer's estimate, then he's not supposed to initiate a traffic stop for a specific speed (but there is always the "reasonable and prudent" approach, as well).
Bring it pussyAnother good way to end up eating through a straw
Noone actually believes that this can be done consistently... lol.I'm going to bite . I would bet that even when this protocol is actually followed, (and I doubt it is the majority of the time ) when it is followed and the officers confirmation doesn't match his estimate , he just makes the stop anyway , how could that even be proven that he did or didn't follow protocol.
I'm not saying you couldn't get be good at judging speed but I have a hard time believing you can look at a car doing 87 mph and guess to within 3 mph . If you can then you should get a gig as a scout for major league pitchers .
Not saying I don't believe you , it's just going to be a skill that some can do and some that just can't. Some are proficient at Range estimation and some are not.Noone actually believes that this can be done consistently... lol.
Even still, it's only really "necessary" when setting up a speed trap. If you're already driving, you can just get behind the driver and pace him (police cars typically have certified speedos).
In other words, if you see someone zip by faster than the prevailing speed of traffic, you just have to get in behind his vehicle, and use your own speedo to confirm speed. In such a case, the "reasonable and prudent" clause can be used instead of "exceeding the speed limit."
Ha! Reminds me... This was way back in the late 70s but I recall one of my dad's unmarked takehomes (a giant Plymouth... something) had a certified speedo. You could tell because it had a sticker that said so, and a bit frilly bit of paper in the glovebox saying it again....If you're already driving, you can just get behind the driver and pace him (police cars typically have certified speedos)...