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Article I skimmed over said the owner stated, “you can’t drive something like that for that long without your kidneys bleeding.” Or something to that nature
This is how it goes with performance vehicles. You get them to a nice point of fun and comfort with great performance and then….

more’s disease ruins it.

Then you have something you hate to drive for more than 15 minutes but it sure runs a few tenths quicker….
 
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The libtards where I live proposed at a city council meeting rather than trap and relocate coyotes, to raise rabbits to feed the coyotes so they wouldn't eat their yip yip little dogs. Development of very large rv parks on previously undeveloped sand dune environment has uncovered some eye-opening phenomenon, by rising early and letting their yippie little dogs out to chit, Snowbirds wintering on south Texas barrier islands have conditioned the 'Yotes to hang around the r/v parks to attack and eat small pets. They have become so bold now they will eat their pups right off the leash. The 'Yotes have already solved the stray cat problem as well as controlling the possom population. Coons must be pretty bad-ass because there are still plenty of them.
 
The libtards where I live proposed at a city council meeting rather than trap and relocate coyotes, to raise rabbits to feed the coyotes so they wouldn't eat their yip yip little dogs. Development of very large rv parks on previously undeveloped sand dune environment has uncovered some eye-opening phenomenon, by rising early and letting their yippie little dogs out to chit, Snowbirds wintering on south Texas barrier islands have conditioned the 'Yotes to hang around the r/v parks to attack and eat small pets. They have become so bold now they will eat their pups right off the leash. The 'Yotes have already solved the stray cat problem as well as controlling the possom population. Coons must be pretty bad-ass because there are still plenty of them.
I’ve seen coons tear the shit out of 100lb+ dogs, and hear they are able to kill them but I’ve never seen it……
 
I’ve seen coons tear the shit out of 100lb+ dogs, and hear they are able to kill them but I’ve never seen it……
Dont know about the 100lb dog being killed by a coon, but I tell you what they will do. Used to coon hunt a lot have waded out in water to knock them off my dogs head. They will flat out drowned a dog in a heartbeat. Ive seen some very large hounds have to be stitched up after the fight as well. They are definitely scrappers!
 
I’ve seen coons tear the shit out of 100lb+ dogs, and hear they are able to kill them but I’ve never seen it……
Me too.
But, if the dog has any grit at all the coon will only win once, twice at most.
There ain't much fight in a coon once the dog gets its mouth on it right.
I had a little Jack Russel that would kill a coon in a flash.
I've also seen cowardly dogs that would never get anywhere near a coon after getting whipped. Dead or alive.
They'd run and tree fine but they'd give the coon a wide berth on the ground.
Never actually witnessed a coon kill a dog, but my dad did.
How it went done was the coon bailed out the tree when dad got close, they'll do that on the full moon, and set to swimming across the lake and the dog went after it and caught up to it in water over its head.
In the ensuing fight the coon evidently managed to get a good hold on the dog and keep its head under long enough to drown it before dad could get to it.
 
Yeah this is the no boobs thread
As I said, more coon stories or Coyotes eating shitsews and possums or whatever. They ate my cat that was half wild but obviously not wild enough. A single one can eat a small dog or cat pretty damn quick and won't run far before dining, if at all.
They as in pack can consume a deer & leave almost no trace overnight.
 
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Dont know about the 100lb dog being killed by a coon, but I tell you what they will do. Used to coon hunt a lot have waded out in water to knock them off my dogs head. They will flat out drowned a dog in a heartbeat. Ive seen some very large hounds have to be stitched up after the fight as well. They are definitely scrappers!

Went out with my BIL on a few hunts. He said a dog fighting a coon was like trying to eat a five pound ham in a ten pound sack; you'll get lots of sack in your mouth, but not much meat. We they would trail close to the river the BIL was always nervous.
 
Hounds fighting coons can get real. I spent most of my childhood into my late teens running behind a pack of hounds at night. Every once in a while we would wind up with a big boar that was having none of the bullshit and put up a fight that caused us to do some pretty heavy doctoring on the dogs. Had some fight their way to freedom. Never had a dog killed but if you get a single smaller hound against a large coon I would be nervous, especially in the water.

The comment on the bite position is correct. Hounds that have some miles on them know how to get it done, and most times it seems like there is at least one dog that can do it, two dogs that stretch a coon out like a rag and one that likes to run and tree but isn’t totally down for the fight.
 
I’ve seen coons tear the shit out of 100lb+ dogs, and hear they are able to kill them but I’ve never seen it……

That's nothing. My ex-wife will just glare at any member of the canine family and cause it's fur to fall out, get the mange, loose its bowels and puke its dinner right there on the spot!

She taught Hillary Clinton and Maxine Waters how to do that.
 
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Just listened to this yesterday.

A Symphony of Balls with John Rich
Mike rowe talks with John rich about the song they did together called Santa's Got a Dirty Job. Goes into other topics as well.

The music video.

All proceeds go to Folds of Honor and Mike Rowe Works Foundation.
 
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