Please hit somewhere good!

sirhrmechanic · May 13, 2022

NASA warns asteroid larger than Empire State Building headed towards Earth this weekend

An asteroid the size that could be taller than the Empire State Building in New York is approaching Earth at more than 18,000 miles per hour and will

americanmilitarynews.com

A giant asteroid hitting, say, Delaware would be so awesome!

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SniperBro · May 13, 2022

Commiefornia wouldn't be a bad landing spot, either.

acudaowner · May 13, 2022

ain't no rock from space going to put an end to that cockroach . bring the rock on I got popcorn and a lawn chair . lol might even get to see the fire works before I kick the bucket .

lol

Supersubes · May 13, 2022

The little green men need to up their game! They must be using MOA.

OREGUN · May 13, 2022

Sir, what do you have against delaware!

rtB · May 13, 2022

It's an alien craft coming with a large donation of blasters for the Ukrainian army.

kenny1773 · May 13, 2022

If it hit stacey abrams ass, no one else would be hurt

Maser · May 13, 2022

SniperBro said:
Commiefornia wouldn't be a bad landing spot, either.

Hey now!

sirhrmechanic · May 13, 2022

kenny1773 said:
If it hit stacey abrams ass, no one else would be hurt

If it hit her in the mouth, it would pass between her front teeth!

LonewolfMcQuade · May 13, 2022

DC would be a great landing zone, neither fuking party serves the American people anymore anyway!

candyx · May 13, 2022

Read the thread and ran out and banged the neighbors wife ,now I'm reading the "article" I see the asteroid will miss the earth by millions of miles. This information would of been useful in the thread as not to mislead me thinking the world was going to end, I mean who really clicks on the articles here ????

LonewolfMcQuade · May 13, 2022

candyx said:
Read the thread and ran out and banged the neighbors wife ,now I'm reading the "article" I see the asteroid will miss the earth by millions of miles. This information would of been useful in the thread as not to mislead me thinking the world was going to end, I mean who really clicks on the articles here ????

Well, you're still gonna die. But at least not from an astroid.....Jim's gonna FUCK you up though

Maser · May 13, 2022

sirhrmechanic said:
If it hit her in the mouth, it would pass between her front teeth!

My girl AOC would catch that fucker with her chompers and grind it up into space dust!

sirhrmechanic · May 13, 2022

Maser said:
My girl AOC would catch that fucker with her chompers and grind it up into space dust!

Probably use a molcajete purchased at Sharper Image instead of her horse teeth.

candyx · May 13, 2022

Maser said:
My girl AOC would catch that fucker with her chompers and grind it up into space dust!

Pearl Drop Tooth Paste .........

Average guy · May 13, 2022

kenny1773 said:
If it hit stacey abrams ass, no one else would be hurt

#winning

n2ishun · May 14, 2022

Fuck it.
I hope it hits Ukraine and wipes out the Democrapper bank vault in the process.
Bitches need financial stitches when their name is Pelosi or Biden.

Thorny · May 14, 2022

Where dat rock at ?

Maggot · May 14, 2022

kenny1773 said:
If it hit stacey abrams ass, no one else would be hurt

But the stench or rancid grease would be overwhelming.

Maggot · May 14, 2022

Thorny said:
Where dat rock at ?
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Looks like somebody just shoved it her ass sideways.

PatMiles · May 14, 2022

Thorny said:
Where dat rock at ?
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Dat rock saw dat face and made a u-turn.

candyx · May 14, 2022

Thorny said:
Where dat rock at ?
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One Nasty ***** ..........

tomcatmv · May 14, 2022

At this point I'm voting for DC or Austin as a close second. On second thought through Seattle, Portland. LA and Minneapolis in the mix.
Hey can we get a SH lottery going?

RonA · May 14, 2022

SniperBro said:
Commiefornia wouldn't be a bad landing spot, either.

California is too hard to hit with it's vertical mass. Texas is a better target with it's fat east to west dimensions. Fewer endangered species as well. Think of the Salamanders and Red-legged frogs it would save.

Threadcutter308 · May 14, 2022

Maybe it'll skip.......like a flat rock on a calm lake

Cardboard55 · Mar 8, 2023

2046.

NASA warns asteroid could smash into Earth on Valentine's Day 2046

An asteroid around the same size of the Leaning Tower of Pisa was discovered by NASA last month. It chance of impacting Earth on February 14, 2046 at 4:44pm ET.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Game over, man. Game over.

Doc68 · Mar 8, 2023

Threadcutter308 said:
Maybe it'll skip.......like a flat rock on a calm lake

Yeah, Washington, Oregon and California......

Doc

Cardboard55 · Mar 18, 2023

Six asteroids on course to hit Earth - one has a 10% chance...

This week, space experts warned of an Olympic swimming pool-sized space rock which might hit Earth on Valentine's Day 2046, with swathes of the US at risk - but how many more are out there?

www.dailymail.co.uk

This could be it.

buffalowinter · Mar 18, 2023

Thorny said:
Where dat rock at ?
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Every time I see her I'm reminded of "Sanford and Son"

TheHorta · Mar 18, 2023

Supersubes said:
The little green men need to up their game! They must be using MOA.

Yet another Commie outs he/him/itself.

Shut yer filthy piehole, Commie!

Threadcutter308 · Mar 18, 2023

buffalowinter said:
Every time I see her I'm reminded of "Sanford and Son"

https://wifflegif.com/tags/362973-flip-wilson-gifs

sirhrmechanic · Mar 18, 2023

Threadcutter308 said:
https://wifflegif.com/tags/362973-flip-wilson-gifs
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How much is that in Flips...

Sirhr

Threadcutter308 · Mar 18, 2023

sirhrmechanic said:
How much is that in Flips...

Sirhr

Awwww, hell. Now I gotta break out the Abacus……

Dead Eye Dick · Mar 18, 2023

Thorny said:
Where dat rock at ?
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This is an old thread to be sure, but with a face like that, she could scare away an entire galaxy, much less some little space rock the size of the New York State building.

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