Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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I really wish somebody had blinded that freakazoid with a full power bluebeam laser shot in all that time the top men were running around with their dicks in their hands. An 8 watt Spyder bluebeam would have turned his retinas to mush on contact. Then the fucker would have abandoned his rifle and crawled around on that roof howling and scratching at his eyes until he's cuffed and stuffed into a PD car. And he would spend the rest of his life blind, behind bars, having UTTERLY failed at life, his would-be final hurrah also a failure, and suffer. A headshot was too quick and merciful for that pathetic piece of loser shit. People like that need to be made to linger around so they can dwell on what an utter waste of space they are, while rendered completely invalid and harmless and at the mercy of caregivers who might be inclined to feed him crotch cheese flavored sandwiches from time to time.
 
I really wish somebody had blinded that freakazoid with a full power bluebeam laser shot in all that time the top men were running around with their dicks in their hands. An 8 watt Spyder bluebeam would have turned his retinas to mush on contact. Then the fucker would have abandoned his rifle and crawled around on that roof howling and scratching at his eyes until he's cuffed and stuffed into a PD car. And he would spend the rest of his life blind, behind bars, having UTTERLY failed at life, his would-be final hurrah also a failure, and suffer. A headshot was too quick and merciful for that pathetic piece of loser shit. People like that need to be made to linger around so they can dwell on what an utter waste of space they are, while rendered completely invalid and harmless and at the mercy of caregivers who might be inclined to feed him crotch cheese flavored sandwiches from time to time.
I hear you... Now, if we could do it on the cheap, like toss him in the Bastille; and leave him to rot on 15 dollars a week..
but..
I'd rather use that 100K a year that it would have cost to keep that bastard alive, towards helping a kid get a good education.