Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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For those that have been texting and calling I'm ok. Yes I was robbed again.
It was a truly horrifying experience but I'm ok, just a little shaken. I was robbed at an Exxon today. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the police. The whole thing was caught on camera. The officers were quick to respond and calmed me down, explaining that this is happening all over the country. My money is gone, all of it, but I am alive and that's all that matters. The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes...It was pump #3
 


They, and their supposed "supporters" did it to themselves. In typical leftist fashion, they inherit a functioning system passed down through history with countless accident-free miles on it, but as soon as they get behind the wheel they crash and burn. And then blame it on everybody else.
 
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Moral of this story: Always thoroughly cook meat (especially pork), fish, and poultry and do not eat stuff from sketchy sources. Youtube is already full of gas station sushi horror stories that are not creepypastas meant to deliver a literary scare, but are real...

Oh by the way, the above video IS in fact, a creepypasta... Get it? I know, a little corny huh? LOL
 
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Moral of this story: Always thoroughly cook meat (especially pork), fish, and poultry and do not eat stuff from sketchy sources. Youtube is already full of gas station sushi horror stories that are not creepypastas meant to deliver a literary scare, but are real...

Oh by the way, the above video IS in fact, a creepypasta... Get it? I know, a little corny huh? LOL

I think of stuff like this every time I see a post with a medium rare, cooked game animal or hog.

Literally a dice roll. Last one was delicious, next one may give you quite the parasite.