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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Careful... you might think you are hailing a taxi... but what you are actually doing is triggering an invasion of the Sudetenland!
Cheers,
Sirhr
First of all, I grew up with that music….
Second of all, my wife’s name is Ericka…
And of course, I’m of German descent… via my parents.
And you forgot one of the most important arm positions “how high does the corn grow in Austria?” “Zis high!” (Said like Sieg Heil)
Wife and I had settled into bed one night. Our German Shepherd was laying at my feet. Out of nowhere he jumps off the bed and runs down the hall. (He heard the oldest coming in from work, but we hadn't heard him yet)
Wife looks at me and says, "What was that all about?"
I told her, "I'm not sure. Maybe it was time to invade Poland."
She laughed for 30 minutes.
Mike
Peter Sellers...reputed to be a kind of a real asshole in person ...was hilariously funny. lol
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Made it sound like he was answering a multiple choice question.
German descent by:
A - Crossing the Danube while fleeing the Huns
B - Via parents
C - Drives an Audi
Well, you know, that is one of the manners that Rommel employed during his early career.
Well, he used plural, so we can assume his German mother wasn't raped by an illegal immigrant.
Some nasty historical precedents...
Lampshades made from human skin - Wikipedia
Sirhr
See, even jews have value.Some nasty historical precedents...
Lampshades made from human skin - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
Sirhr
That’s been debunked. Seriously, who would believe such tall tales? Which is why it’s humor.Some nasty historical precedents...
Lampshades made from human skin - Wikipedia
Sirhr
If you read the entry from Wiki… it basically says debunked. Except in isolated incidents and not as a systematic undertaking.
Still merits a “wow.” Even though I chuckled.
Sirhr
Was calculated to the pfennig by the guys who are accused of making the lamp shades!!
Sirhr
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