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“Is that a gas line or the earth ground? Ah fuck it, clamp onto it!”Just turn the gas off, with gloves on
Something happened on the power pole and caused this, can’t remember exactly what it was
My hairdresser will check your prostate for an extra $10. I just run a tab there and pay her at the end of the month.I just sent that to my son, he had his physical last week.
He supports the Kalama bitch...........Why?
Watcha doin later? I can give you a ride over to grandma's pegorama. Grandma says you have been pegged so many times you are starting to show a camel toe from the rear.I would run away from that almost as fast as @168BTHPM runs away from heterosexuality
I just ignore my autocorrect, because you fucking cock magnet, it just sometimes adds shit I didn't type, to your whore ass.I didn’t add that shit my autocorrect is all fucked up, I’d have to hit multiple keys to do it. This has been an ongoing issue, you don’t see how much shit I have to retype because this POS turns it into gibberish lol
PSA for the day. @Dirty D took a part time job in a bakery to help finish paying off his pegging tab with grandma. I do not recommend eating donuts with mystery filling for a while.
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Is that the one that you brought back from Bangkok?My hairdresser will check your prostate for an extra $10. I just run a tab there and pay her at the end of the month.
Ummm, strawberry!
That’s what I saw too.A giant flaming vagina, a.k.a. fire crotch.
Where does “Malarkey” rank on the list?*laughs in forever repeating history*
I don't make the rules. Seems accurate.
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Is that the flying car I was promised back in the 70s?
Is that the flying car I was promised back in the 70s?
PhD stands for Piled Higher and Deeper.
Cut that shit out! I make a ton of money replacing capacitors
Just turn the gas off, with gloves on
Something happened on the power pole and caused this, can’t remember exactly what it was
Maybe your wife has more expensive tastes than you.Sooooo..............YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE service tech that showed up at my house and quoted my wife $350.00 for a $12.00 Start Cap that wasn't bad ?
Remember me telling you to Fuck Right Off and get off my Property ?
(True story.......all except the Dirty D part )
Or, the ASSHOLE Plumber that quoted my wife $1,800.00 for just installation of a shower valve ? The same one that I installed for about $35.00 worth of parts ?