Nog Wars 2024
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As far as I am concerned, that's all that nasty stuff is good for
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Eggnog = Elf cum.
GTFO. You guys know its delicious, because it is. You can still be a real man and put some sweet sweet nog in your coffee like I did this morning. So fucking good. Shit should be available all year, wouldn't care if it was elf jizz.
So, yer sayin Frank has a part time job jerkin into a vat?
Frank, how ya doing on large pink boxes and fruit cakes man?
My Uncle's mother (Rest her soul), made the absolute best Egg Nog. Egg Nog mix plus a boat load of hand whipped cream, bourbon, triple sec and a couple of other secret spices/ingredients.
Always looked forward to it. Both Xmas and Easter.
Always looked forward to it. Both Xmas and Easter.
Eggnog fags are such idiots. It's fucking pancake batter! Nothing special!
Whatever it is, it’s fucking delicious so you shut your whore mouth
The erect penises aid in stacking accessories like the weights.
On top of that AI is KeySlot, very different than keymod. Inside it’s flush and angled, self locking. But flush for barrel changes, ie: smaller hand guard.
Fucking kids. No, its not dipshit. Last I checked, pancake batter didn't involve a merengue. If so, you probably make the best pancakes around. Probably what keeps your boyfriend cuming back.
What? Egg nog without booze? I don’t understand
He probably doesn't want to have to buy another phone.
Man, I hope some of you are making the response videos floating around in my head right now. I just don't have the time.
I should make one of the phone sitting next to the nog and I shoot my phone instead.
Im already about a gallon in for the season.
For those lucky enough to be in the south, Weigel's house brand is fucking delicious.
For those lucky enough to be in the south, Weigel's house brand is fucking delicious.
I''l be headed that way in a couple weeks. Hopefully its still around to try.
I see how you cropped out the red elevation cap cover on your NF….
So we see one episode in nog wars where nog gets it long distance in desert environment.
Scene two needs a deeply urban feel, like a mob hit on the Nog.
Blast the nog w a shotgun and dragons breath like it deserves.
Scene two needs a deeply urban feel, like a mob hit on the Nog.
Blast the nog w a shotgun and dragons breath like it deserves.
I’m getting the vibe that this is just Frank’s subtle way to get us all to mail him some egg nog. 
Better to start a GiveSend(it)GoI’m getting the vibe that this is just Frank’s subtle way to get us all to mail him some egg nog.
Word on the street is that it was a fake. He drank the nog and then filled the carton with water and corn starch for the video.I’m getting the vibe that this is just Frank’s subtle way to get us all to mail him some egg nog.
I beg forgiveness in advance for potential thread drift.
Why not make a target out of fruit cake while we're entertaining the prospect of shooting traditional holiday staples?
I say this as sort of a challenge because, unless it's 338LM or larger, you're not going to get that same reaction with fruit cake.
My guess is even with a hollow point, it's simply going to pass through without the awe-inspiring fragmentation.
I could be wrong. If so, I will try to refrain from making anymore midget jokes for the rest of the year out of respect for our esteemed leader @Lowlight
PS: one way to get long lasting fun out of a fruit cake target is with a precision .22LR rifle. Simply set the target up at distance and shoot the various candies, nuts and fruit pieces with the rifle. Do it with the entire family and video the experience. Then show it to the aunt that gave it to you. Remember to thank her for giving you the target.
Why not make a target out of fruit cake while we're entertaining the prospect of shooting traditional holiday staples?
I say this as sort of a challenge because, unless it's 338LM or larger, you're not going to get that same reaction with fruit cake.
My guess is even with a hollow point, it's simply going to pass through without the awe-inspiring fragmentation.
I could be wrong. If so, I will try to refrain from making anymore midget jokes for the rest of the year out of respect for our esteemed leader @Lowlight
PS: one way to get long lasting fun out of a fruit cake target is with a precision .22LR rifle. Simply set the target up at distance and shoot the various candies, nuts and fruit pieces with the rifle. Do it with the entire family and video the experience. Then show it to the aunt that gave it to you. Remember to thank her for giving you the target.
I just realized that the carton LL shot was made by "Organic Valley".
WTF is 'organic eggnog'? Instead of having a cow on the carton, they should probably have a bull.
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Perhaps a great Christmas 'Hide tradition should be shooting Mariah Carey CD's at distance...
WTF is 'organic eggnog'? Instead of having a cow on the carton, they should probably have a bull.
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Perhaps a great Christmas 'Hide tradition should be shooting Mariah Carey CD's at distance...
Believe it or not, I've had the Pulsator Ejaculator unit deep within two bull's asses this week. No, you cannot borrow it for your own "personal" reasons. The last time you borrowed a cucumber it came back smelling like shit...
The neat thing is that there is also a scrotal circumference tape measure (yellow above) as that is a measurement that prospective bull buyers are interested in. Unfortuantely for you @akmike47, the numbers don't start until 5CM...
my peepee is young and healthy I don’t need your butthole pleasures. that’s weird, your wife’s cucumber smelled just like your ass and made me think “I should call him”Believe it or not, I've had the Pulsator Ejaculator unit deep within two bull's asses this week. No, you cannot borrow it for your own "personal" reasons. The last time you borrowed a cucumber from my wife it came back smelling like shit...
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The neat thing is that there is also a scrotal circumference tape measure (yellow above) as that is a measurement that prospective bull buyers are interested in. Unfortuantely for you @akmike47, the numbers don't start until 5CM...
Dont need a thick nut sack root when it’s behind your knee son!
AG was the only classes I gave a shit about but all this shit was real questionable, someone got caught playing out fantasies but the science was right and it caught on. Tuesday was steak and castration day, you cut some pigs and you can grill steaks at lunch.
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Yeah, you might want to put your left-handed mouse up for a minute and watch that scene again
.I forgot about that shitYeah, you might want to put your left-handed mouse up for a minute and watch that scene again
I went out with a girl that looked like her once, glad she didn’t try to double digit my brown eye
^^^ Yeah, that's how we get heat from the antis. I'm not even going to quote that in hope that it gets taken down.
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