I don’t think I’ve ever had a Red Bull without vodka
I need a mentor so I can be prepared for sniper School
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No, alcoholics do not get security clearances, and those that have one can and do lose them over alcoholism. However, I completely endorse anyone in a clearance interview challenging them on their stance on weed vs alcohol, because the man shouldn’t be telling them what plant they can and cannot smoke.
Also, to clarify, if you walked it off 10 times, that's 800m, out and back is 1,600m x 10= 16,000m, 1609m in a mile (I think), so 10 miles of walking for verification. Incredible commitment there. It was exactly 800m? How did you know where to hold your iron sights? Were you able to extrapolate that hold from the ammunition box data? I'm assuming you don't have a chronograph?
I remember when I passed boot camp, I passed right on by that shit and kept going
He is the white death reincarnate
No drill seargents were punched for getting in anyone's face that day.
Si-mo Hi-ha
Da-vid Stan-14.
The syllables are identical.
That can't be coincidence
Da-vid Stan-14.
The syllables are identical.
That can't be coincidence
Do you think people use voice to text or they actually type all that shit out. Who has time for that?
I bet the rucks and the team exercises were a blast with it pouring.. Crotch rot and messed up feet.
I did enough running in bunker gear with tools and charged hose lines up towers, and fuck you Rescue Randy. I just came out of a room the temp of satans asshole it’s a 100* day, and now I have to carry your fat dead ass. lol
Yeah,but can you stalk a coyote in full kit and then wax it at 800m with irons?
I didn't think so. That thin red line ain't shit bro.
Sounds kinky.. I bet he would enjoy that.You’ve never been on the business end of a forestry hose bro
I try to stay off the end of all hoses.You’ve never been on the business end of a forestry hose bro
Your no bitch, you slide down to the base
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I’m still mad they didn’t let me keep that human foot I carried around for a whole call “wE aRe GoInG tO rEaTtAcH iT” they obviously weren’t responsible enough to keep it.
Mostly lurk here but damn if this hasn't got me giggling 
solid work gents
solid work gents
If this thread got deleted, I'd probably cry. This is glorious.
You already do that every night before bed anyway, those guys never want to cuddle you after.
My SIL will not even eat potluck meals from an unknown source, never know when you have to take a piss test, loose the Mary Jane if you are real.
Must be airforce.
They can be picky about food since their chow halls are managed by Thomas Keller.
For the record it’s not thin. It is a completely adequate lower end of average thickness red line, okay?
Right, and your chinese food has no cat in it. You're painting us a picture now. We see you.
You don't become an alcoholic until after you are awarded your security clearance
You are asking for adults here????
Bah hhahahahhahhha… only adult in this place is probably @Sparky . Who is really a Jawa.
Which should tell you something!!
Sirhr
Dafaq?????Im fucking rolling here
How many accounts do you have and were you ever involved with Mahi tuna? Or with renting snowplows to GIFLS? (That's Grandma's... and they were all in Haiti).
Don't BS us here... we will track down you down to 5cm granularity in your parents basement.
So where did your wang dangling occur. And did it involve 'everyone Wang Chunging-tonite?'
Sirhr
There is a lot of truth here. Except at Ft Bragg. Or... not.
One of the questions asked in arguably non-existant tier-one units was 'Is your stool ever dark and tarry?'
Which was a way of identifying people with alcoholism or ulcers or mental issues.
Sirhr
Or recent Pepto-Bismol use. I take that after a bad case of Taco Bell and I'm a guaranteed half-roll of black, Mississippi mud butt wipage there...
To answer your question:
1. I can't tell you that.
2. I'm not allowed within 500ft of a tuna as of July last year.
3. I wasn't "renting" snow plows -- "Snowplowing" is an acrobatic act of sexual gratification -- involving a port-a-jon, a live mahi tuna (minimum of 47lbs), and several lucky geriatric residents from a local nursing home. You can still smell the aftermath.
4. Dont be danglin where the wang aient wanted ---- if you know what Im sayin
What American measures distance in meters?
Here's a meter for ya:
Here's a meter for ya:
What American measures distance in meters?
Here's a meter for ya:
Right, except literally everyone in the US Army. I don't know if that holds true in the other branches, nor why it is so, but it is.
The one who got a stamp made of her and her butt tastes like glue. Betty White.
I'm curious how tall the OP is.....Jus say'in ..I have never seen a pic of gecko 45 or the OP and frank in the same room....
Not sure about "second"ing just yet. The OP needs to pop back in and double-down on things. The coyote at 800 with iron sites was a good start.
But hell, we are on 7 pages so far.
So... (since @Bender just beat me)
THIRD!!!
I’m gonna allow it… on probation.
But we are watching you… all of us. Closely.
Don’t fuck this up! So far… you are doing adequately.
Sirhr
PS my cats are rooting for you. But they have been wrong before.
