Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
- Start date
-
- Tags
- motivational pictures
"You'll find Sympathy between Shit and Syphilis in the dictionary" (?)............
This coming from the Editor in Chief of the Urban Dictionary. He invented half of the shit in there.
With your mom"Invented" ?
I thought he was simply reciting his experiences...........
You didn't teach mom anything. She calls you Pooky Bear. You are also lucky grandma likes you, if she didn't she would let Aunt Edith peg you with her favorite strap on she calls Kill Dozer II.
My mother is a well known house plant killer.
I come home from college one semester and she has a small glass of water and asks me to water the hanging plant. It was higher under some large skylights in the kitchen
I grab a chair ..the plane is fake/plastic
Of course I’m confused
Winds up my father hung a fake plant for her and is always the one who waters it. Skylight faces south so it dried up quick. Said he was tired of having a half dead plants for 30 years of marriage
Of course she had no idea etc
More to the story but it was fucking hysterical
His grandson was in foster care, yet, the family is heartbroken that he died. Man is stupid and ignorant!
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
I can't go anywhere without @Dirty D trying to be the center of attention.
Man hurled like a 'human bowling ball' into a stack of chairs
Twitter user David Hughes took to social media to share a video of a naked man being flung across a soapy floor during a raucous Christmas party at the rugby club Ashington RFC in Northumbria.www.dailymail.co.uk
I played rugby in college. That’s just a normal rugby party.
Should be: Rule #1 Have a gun
Yeah. I forget some folks don't. I have at least one on me 24-7 so I just assume people do.
Is that food or Japanese porn
Last edited:
It's actually pretty good, a little chewy but good.
That’s a milf Monday pic if I ever saw one. Wait, beggars can’t be choosers.. Continue on!
That wasn’t what I meant when I said to continue on!
KILL THEM ALL!!! There ain't enough meds for that fruit loop.
Henry... "It ain't no show pony"...
WESTPORT LANDING, MISSOURI. JULY, 1869
"Howdy sir, I am Dan Bradford, owner of Bradford's General Mercantile and Trading Post... Yer' lookin' for a Henry? That damn Yankee rifle you loaded on Sundays and shot all week with them newfangled cartridges? Goin' by that cap yer' wearin' ah' know you fought in that damn war. Ain't gone the way we'd liked it, but you Georgia boys sure gave that old rascal Rosy Rosecrans a good lickin' at Chickamauga in 63'....... Heh heh, we got Henrys for sure. Freshly arrived from our Nashville courier coach just a day before you got here... They'll be in the back behind the canning supply shelves. Ol' Jim is our in house gunsmith. He'll be able to answer any inquiries you got. If he ain't at his workbench, he's probably makin' a quick trip to the saloon... Oh and make sure to also take a look at our inventory of saddle leather and pouches while yer' at it. Once ya' git to the Territories a week from now, yer' gon' find that trading posts are far and few..."
OVER A CENTURY AND A HALF OF QUALITY AND EXCELLENCE AND STILL COUNTING.
Looking for a subject for a nice post to make today and got the inspiration for it pretty much instantly... Just a routine email from Hazizah, my first love who had been back in her home country of Algeria since 2011 but we still keep in touch. During our time together, one of the things I said to her was: "I am your Jeremiah Johnson, and you are my Swan"... What is love, without a way for one to protect and defend?
So this one has been long due in the making...
HENRY HOMESTEADER CARBINE. "IT AIN'T NO SHOW PONY."
Furniture: Blued steel and American walnut.
Barrel: 16.38", threaded for suppressor.
Action: Blowback semiautomatic.
Caliber: 9x19mm Luger.
Magazine Compatibility: Choose between Glock/PSA Dagger magwell, S&W M&P/Sig Sauer magwell.
Sights: Factory traditional front post and rear ghost ring. Action drilled and tapped for scope or Pic rail.
For the bedside or the trail. From the concrete jungle to the sagebrush high country..
Protect what is yours and what you love, with a Henry..
Define "versatility"...
From the industry:
www.henryusa.com
Get yours here:
Fleet Farm:
Cabelas:
BONUS FOR THIS POST:
"River Of No Return" - Tennessee Ernie Ford and Marilyn Monroe (1954)
WESTPORT LANDING, MISSOURI. JULY, 1869
"Howdy sir, I am Dan Bradford, owner of Bradford's General Mercantile and Trading Post... Yer' lookin' for a Henry? That damn Yankee rifle you loaded on Sundays and shot all week with them newfangled cartridges? Goin' by that cap yer' wearin' ah' know you fought in that damn war. Ain't gone the way we'd liked it, but you Georgia boys sure gave that old rascal Rosy Rosecrans a good lickin' at Chickamauga in 63'....... Heh heh, we got Henrys for sure. Freshly arrived from our Nashville courier coach just a day before you got here... They'll be in the back behind the canning supply shelves. Ol' Jim is our in house gunsmith. He'll be able to answer any inquiries you got. If he ain't at his workbench, he's probably makin' a quick trip to the saloon... Oh and make sure to also take a look at our inventory of saddle leather and pouches while yer' at it. Once ya' git to the Territories a week from now, yer' gon' find that trading posts are far and few..."
OVER A CENTURY AND A HALF OF QUALITY AND EXCELLENCE AND STILL COUNTING.
Looking for a subject for a nice post to make today and got the inspiration for it pretty much instantly... Just a routine email from Hazizah, my first love who had been back in her home country of Algeria since 2011 but we still keep in touch. During our time together, one of the things I said to her was: "I am your Jeremiah Johnson, and you are my Swan"... What is love, without a way for one to protect and defend?
So this one has been long due in the making...
HENRY HOMESTEADER CARBINE. "IT AIN'T NO SHOW PONY."
Furniture: Blued steel and American walnut.
Barrel: 16.38", threaded for suppressor.
Action: Blowback semiautomatic.
Caliber: 9x19mm Luger.
Magazine Compatibility: Choose between Glock/PSA Dagger magwell, S&W M&P/Sig Sauer magwell.
Sights: Factory traditional front post and rear ghost ring. Action drilled and tapped for scope or Pic rail.
For the bedside or the trail. From the concrete jungle to the sagebrush high country..
Protect what is yours and what you love, with a Henry..
Define "versatility"...
From the industry:
Homesteader 9mm | Henry Repeating Arms
With the brawn of a workhorse and the beauty of a show pony, the Homesteader delivers versatility like few other firearms can, effortlessly going from bedside protector to varmint patrolling ranch hand and back again at the end of the day. Don’t let all that work trick you into thinking it’s all...
www.henryusa.com
Get yours here:
Fleet Farm:
Cabelas:
BONUS FOR THIS POST:
"River Of No Return" - Tennessee Ernie Ford and Marilyn Monroe (1954)
Last edited:
