Haven’t seen it , probably won’t ?
I was in a local Kroger not long ago , and a friend girl of mine says …” there’s Cooper Norris “ !! …. turns out the kid that plays him is from a neighboring town in my county.
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I was in a local Kroger not long ago , and a friend girl of mine says …” there’s Cooper Norris “ !! …. turns out the kid that plays him is from a neighboring town in my county.
I read reviews on other Landman threads and everyone is saying what a flop episode #7 was.
It did reveal a Mexican following Tommy with NODs, not sure if it was cartel, Manny or both.
The fact they were at the daughter's party shows they either have a tracker on the daughter or on Tommy's truck.
Is the cartel going to kidnap and hold Tommy's daughter ransom for the money for the lost load?
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Saw the adverts for that fucking mess.
I'm all full up on the heroine crock of shit.
R
Oh yeah, a female version of Denzel Washington and the rest of her ethnic Charlie's Angels CIA operatives.
Meanwhile, back on Planet Earth...
Lioness is absolute fantasy fiction , concept basically suicidal prostitute outfit , Badguys are literaly catching bullets by themselves , while lesbo show is repeated in season two , Nicole Kidman meanwhile can barely move lips from all the botox
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I was talking about the spark from hitting Steel on steel as shown in movie. We would have used a cheater pipe, fiberglass wound, to get extra leverage on or close a valve. Not hammer steel on steel. Maybe brass hammer on aluminum a little. But as I said it's movie, so they have to be dramatic and make it happen some how...and as I said all of them had 4 gas moniters that should have warned them that there was explosive atmosphere and maybe you shouldn't be slamming steel on steel .
I won’t “loose” 
any spoilers just yet but suffice to say I could not have made a more accurate assessment of that bitch lawyer. What a freakin train wreck.
Of course a blind 5 year old could have made that call.
Pretty happy with Sheridan this week.
any spoilers just yet but suffice to say I could not have made a more accurate assessment of that bitch lawyer. What a freakin train wreck.Of course a blind 5 year old could have made that call.
Pretty happy with Sheridan this week.
Tonight's episode 8 was a lot better than 7. I FF through the nursing home nonsense.
The lady lawyer turned out to be a Grade A cunt. Make-up needs to pluck the Mexican widow's eyebrows as they come together to make a unibrow whenever she cries, which is often.
The swimming scene in the resevoir when the slut daughter's new boyfriend was Hollywood. The water they were swimming is called 'produced water' which is waste water from the drill hole and full of saline and all kinds of toxic chemicals.
The boyfriend talking about the greatest threat to the environment was humans and they have a plan to get rid of us too with another pandemic was good stuff.
The National Guard blowing the cartels shit up actually earned an applause from me. That was great stuff.
The lady lawyer turned out to be a Grade A cunt. Make-up needs to pluck the Mexican widow's eyebrows as they come together to make a unibrow whenever she cries, which is often.
The swimming scene in the resevoir when the slut daughter's new boyfriend was Hollywood. The water they were swimming is called 'produced water' which is waste water from the drill hole and full of saline and all kinds of toxic chemicals.
The boyfriend talking about the greatest threat to the environment was humans and they have a plan to get rid of us too with another pandemic was good stuff.
The National Guard blowing the cartels shit up actually earned an applause from me. That was great stuff.
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Basically 3 phases of a well. Drilling. Completion. Production. Hollywood and the world sees the drilling and the production. Few ever see the completion phase.
Produced water is correct.
It was either pumped down hole during the stimulation (hydraulic fracturing aka frac) ((part of the completion phase)) or is natural to the formation where the hydrocarbons are. In either case, it is 100% not safe to be swimming in.
Freshwater used for a slickwater stimulation is fairly benign...some friction reducer and some biocide is generally all that's used. Sometimes a surfactant or a scale reducer. Chems are generally added at the blender just before being pumped into the well. The water itself is drawn from what is basically a man-made pond. That water is potable with little more than a Lifestraw...very little needed to make it drinkable.
Pretty much gone are the days of using guar gels for stimulation but even those used freshwater with chems added at the blender.
Once that water is in contact with the formation, down hole, it will sit there for upwards of 3 weeks after the stimulation. It's hot down there and the water dissolves all sorts of minerals from the rock. It is not rare for there to be Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials (NORM). Selenium, molybdenum, barium....all sorts of shit, depending on the rock. This all gets returned to surface during the plug drillout and subsequent flow and pump to get the money out of the ground. Production. The vast majority of wells produce more of this shitty water than oil/gas. If you get this water on your skin, there is a high probability that you will develop blisters or a rash of some sort. This water is only drinkable after strenuous and expensive purification processes.
I knew it could also be radioactive. Those pits are lined for a reason.
That daughters going to shit when she's covered in blisters and her hair starts falling out in clumps. Like, OMG!
eta- I may have spoke too soon. I just spoke with a buddy whose family made their fortune in oil and he said that big tank they were swimming in was fresh water that hadn't been contaminated yet. He said as a kid he was told not to play in the mud and cuttings that was pumped from the wells on their S. Texas ranch as it was full of saline and chems.
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I really wish they had not recycled her from 1923. So far that has been really good and set to be back in February. Now every time I look at that character in 1923, I’m gonna see that stupid c@nt……
Yes...that is possible that it was a freshwater pit and pretty safe to swim in. We would have to filter out fish, frogs and algae. Those things might be food for ages old bacteria in the deep rocks and become hydrogen sulfide gas (or worse) when the water is returned to surface. That's the primary reason to treat surface water with biocides before sending it down hole, prevent making sour gas/oil.
Modern times, in most states, due to EPA regulations or the Texas Railroad Commission, produced water is separated from the money at the tank batteries rather than an open pit (lined pond). The tank batteries will have a bunch of usually vertical tanks. Some tanks will have oil and some will have water. In some areas, these are automated to send money to a pipeline and produced water to another pipeline for disposal or reclamation attempts. In other areas, tank trucks haul the stuff away...either to a place where they collect oil and send it to a refinery or to a waste water well. Or some combination of tanker and pipeline.
EDIT: There are still plenty of open pits being used and some are new. Usually have to have a permit of some sort.
Most waste water disposal wells accept that nasty (once drinkable) water without any sort treatment before sending it into the ground to never be seen again for maybe thousands and thousands of years. Some will scavenge oil or use filters to get some valuable mineral out of it. Rest assured, if there is a valuable mineral available, someone will find a way to make a dollar.
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Can’t you just appreciate a couple hot females on tv and some good drama / beatings / man stuff mixed in ?I swear the whole world of men has gone SIMP and Sheridan is punking you all.
That female lawyer is another hair on firefeminazi who goes into a board room, full of Texas Oil Men, berates them like children, while they cower and piss down their legs. She can’t wait to pull the sexual harassment card at the first benign comment.
And you wonder where young men, never mind young women, are getting their cultural clues from. NOT from a fucking TV show but from SIMPs saying how awesome this woman and her “caricature” is. Because that’s just what it is a caricature. Do you really think for one minute this is how a $900 hr lawyer behaves?
She can’t read a room. She has no tact. She has big mouth. She speaks when she shouldn’t speak. She says things that she shouldn’t say and she’s obnoxious. There’s absolutely nothing subtle, calculative or intuitive about her. All the hallmarks of a $900 an hour lawyer are missing, save the fancy car. They, $900 an hour lawyers, actually listen more than they talk. They are vipers.
Just watch how she interacts with the families of the victims in the last episode and this one. What a mess.
But yeah let’s call her the next “she who shits butterfliesand farts rainbows
I won’t even go into the cucking Billy Bob is taking from his ex wife and daughter. Daughter: “Well as long as he doesn’t cum in me, he can cum anywhere on me.” My grown daughter would never speak to me that way. She knows I wouldn’t tolerate it.
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Curious whats going to transpire between Tommy and the lawyer-bitch. She'll probably accuse him of assault for kicking her barstool.
I don't think he'll be drilling in her patch like some, including myself, first thought. But who knows.
I wish Tommy would take his boy to any launderomat in Odessa and show him what a Latina looks like when she's in her thirties after she's spit out a few kids.
I don't think he'll be drilling in her patch like some, including myself, first thought. But who knows.
I wish Tommy would take his boy to any launderomat in Odessa and show him what a Latina looks like when she's in her thirties after she's spit out a few kids.
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It was nice to see Tommy wake from his simp coma for two minutes. She already told him she prefers her pocket vibrator (sexual harassment) anyway. I doubt Tommy has anything on his body that vibrates 10,000 times a minute.
Besides Tommy is already needing vitamins to keep up with his nympho ex wife.
Yeah, I have always had a soft spot for Latinas but damn. You can tell this one is ripe to be hot as hell then hit the wall like Wiley Coyote…hard.
SIMPs thrive on “women drama”.
I don’t.
If I want “women drama” I’ll watch daytime soaps.
Landman is a “man show”. It ought to be about men being men, and yes scantily clad beautiful women learning how NOT to bring women-drama around men. That’s for simps.
You don’t think the money / negotiations , man camp stuff etc counts as dramaSIMPs thrive on “women drama”.
I don’t.
If I want “women drama” I’ll watch daytime soaps.
Landman is a “man show”. It ought to be about men being men, and yes scantily clad beautiful women learning how NOT to bring women-drama around men. That’s for simps.
For every hot Mexican woman in her 20's, there is a fat Mexican woman in her 40's............and the cycle continues.........
I'm also binge watching Taylor Sheridan's 1883 in between the Landman episodes. It started off good but there is a horny blonde daughter in this series too. She's on a wagon train going across the Plains and she bangs one of the cowboys driving a herd of cattle. He gets killed so she might be raising his bastard alone.
Oh wait, next there's a party of Comanches on the horizon. Instead of unleashing hell on the wagon train, killing, plundering, scalping, kidnapping the way Comanches did in real life, wagon boss Sam Elliot invites them for dinner. One of the braves speaks perfect English and the blonde daughter bangs him too. Now she has head lice to go along with a possible bastard papoose.
I can't believe I paid to watch this crap. Taylor Sheridan must be laughing his ass off.
Oh wait, next there's a party of Comanches on the horizon. Instead of unleashing hell on the wagon train, killing, plundering, scalping, kidnapping the way Comanches did in real life, wagon boss Sam Elliot invites them for dinner. One of the braves speaks perfect English and the blonde daughter bangs him too. Now she has head lice to go along with a possible bastard papoose.
I can't believe I paid to watch this crap. Taylor Sheridan must be laughing his ass off.
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Correction...for every hot Mexican woman in her 20's, there are SEVERAL fat Mexican women 30+...
man, i see a ton of commercials for landman (to subscribe). i guess they might be cashing in on maga.
i wonder if paramount will continue with similar programming once they get the audience they want.
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i wonder if paramount will continue with similar programming once they get the audience they want.
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Do you have a meth habit, I should be made aware of? Seriously you should disclose that stuff.
The last episode had at least 30 mins of these two woman at an old folks home! Wtf?? This time they were at it again but riding around in a van! Some exciting “drama” there. Christ Tommy has to cut his finger tip off in an ER so Sheridan has more time for these two nitwits.
The only female that doesn’t seem to be a time-suck on the show is “I’m done with the male gaze” Demi Moore. Done with the male gaze??…..lol
Surprising though she seems to portray her character as a reasonable wife in Texas. No 30 min period of her yucking it up while getting a pedicure……
Every freakin good drama has to have nitwit females or hair on fire feminists, so that the SIMPs will tune in.
They completely ruined Longmire with that ditzy blonde cop that was constantly sexually harassing him. Jesus she was annoying.
Unlike visiting stroked out nursing home resident Hector Salamanca in Breaking Bad, there is nothing of pertinence in the retirement home scenes in Landman. It's just useless filler.
Paramount as network streaming service.man, i see a ton of commercials for landman (to subscribe). i guess they might be cashing in on maga.
i wonder if paramount will continue with similar programming once they get the audience they want.
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Landman redeemed itself tonight. Worth a re-watch. Great soundtrack too.
Jerry Jones smiles like a water moccasin.
Monty may have died.
Jerry Jones smiles like a water moccasin.
Monty may have died.
That bitch lawyer costs Monty 3 million because of her inability to negotiate with peasants. THEN Monty triples down and tells Tommy he is hiring her to be the new VP of Exploration (I believe that was the title).
His most trusted right hand man emphatically tells him this is a very bad idea. He completely ignores Tommy‘s advice.
Tommy discusses this back at the home ranch, with the guy who was there during the fucked up negotiations and he has the same exact take as Tommy. She is a fucking unprofessional nightmare and she will cause havoc.
I’m not sure what to make of it. Is the moral of the story,the rich guy can’t resist a pretty face? Did she threaten to sue because of the bar incident with Tommy? (that would be the Hair on fire feminist thing to do) Or is the moral of the story he can’t resist driving into a ditch? As he’s lying there on death’s door!
I must say the last two episodes have been pretty good save for the “woman drama”. I must admit the daughter looks about as good as it gets walking away in a pair of jeans.
The son’s arc is seems interesting. After the final scene with the old guy I am rooting for him more. Seems to have a brain locked in there….
I don’t know who Jerry Jones is from a hole in the ground but I like his advice and delivery. He’s not wrong. Wisdom.
Monty wasn't getting much response when he pushed his panic button in his room.
The cartel capitan mentioned Monty being in the hospital to Tommy and having eyes everywhere so the cartel must have people inside the hospital pulling strings.
Looks like Cooper has his eye on those leases Tommy reminded Monty about. We may have a father vs. son landman rivaly brewing.
Where'd Demi Moore's ass go?
The cartel capitan mentioned Monty being in the hospital to Tommy and having eyes everywhere so the cartel must have people inside the hospital pulling strings.
Looks like Cooper has his eye on those leases Tommy reminded Monty about. We may have a father vs. son landman rivaly brewing.
Where'd Demi Moore's ass go?
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Yesterdays episode wasn't terrible but seemed to be a bit lacking being that they only have one episode left for this season. There's a lot to tie up, even to bridge to the next season for only one episode. I have a feeling next week's is going to be all over the place
Ok some stupid page on FB was saying that it was the last episode of the season. Whew….
What’s critical to tie up? To me it’s Monty’s status, alive or dead. If he is dead (which I am not sold has happened) Tommy will look to his wife. His wife would logically look to Tommy. They have already established a very warm relationship between the two. Hopefully she’s smart enough to take Tommy’s advice and send that freaking lawyer bitch packing.
If they skipped the women-drama (Monty’s wife’s drama not included. That fits.) that could be 1/2 hr show.
We shoot them both (legally) here in Southern Wyoming……Colorado gets pissed at us when their wolves come up here and get shot.
Although I promised myself the next one I see would get a pass, after that Wyoming asshole tortured that pup. It’s one thing to kill. It’s another to torture. I’m not down with that shit…….
Had a version from YS at 35 yards in eastern Idaho a couple years ago.
Head was level with my belt.
Big bastard in my estimation.
R
Can you shoot them there. In Northern Wyoming I guess they are protected even out of the park. Down here its “weapons free”….
Coyotes are listed as predators along with certain other animals like the jack rabbit. Those require no hunting license, can be hunted at night and can be shot from a vehicle on two tracks.
I've watched all 9 episodes of Landman. For the most part have really liked it. I find a lot of it to be pretty funny.
I'm no oil expert or a Texan, but I have enjoyed the show.......except for the ex-wife and daughter. Don't get me wrong, both are beautiful ladies and I don't mind major female characters. It's their character's persona and their dialog that is too over the top for me. Maybe I live under a rock....maybe I'm old fashioned, but my daughter would have her mouth washed out with soap, be homeschooled, and shuttled to-from church every service if she ever acted/talked like that to me or her mother. I have secondhand embarrassment from the things she has said in this show. If it was a cheeky one-liner every now and then it probably wouldn't bother me so much......but it is essentially her character's entire dialog during a show. I know she's way older in real life, but she's portraying a 17 year old high school student......
All I know about Taylor Sheridan is Yellowstone and the spinoffs, but the dialog between the daughter and her parents makes me think he's some type of pervert.
All I know about Taylor Sheridan is Yellowstone and the spinoffs, but the dialog between the daughter and her parents makes me think he's some type of pervert.
Good TS series I was kind of hoping more cartel killing by special ops.
No you don’t live under a rock. It’s plain aweful. It is not normal at all. This is why I get livid when Sheridan is talking with Rogan about Paul Harvey’s “if I were the devil”. Paul is talking about him for Christ sake!
Life imitates art and Sheridan is poisoning our young girls. Sorry if people don’t like that but that’s just the way it is. Sheridan is the devil.
What is happening to our young ladies right now is an abomination. I don’t shock easy and it is shocking the hell out of me.
The greatest trick Sheridan ever perpetuated, was convincing people Harvey was talking about somebody else……
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Of course it was a coyote. I knew it would be nitpicked when I wrote it. Even the neighbor that shot it said 'fng coyote.'
But the name of the episode was Wolfcamp and the symbolic wolf in the scene was a coyote which was more accurate than if they had used a Gray Wolf or loafer which are no longer in the Odessa area.
And yeah, 'yotes are also known as Prairie Wolves and part of the wolf family. Houndsman that run them with dogs are still called Wolf hunters by hunters with coon-dogs.
Even though I've trapped and hunted coyotes and have a pack living below my cabin that howl at night, I too sometimes refer to them as (Prairie) wolves and accurately so.
What about "1883"? You have the same oversexxed daughter openly talking about getting railed by a cowboy and now a Comanche to her parents on a survival wagon trip across the Plains. Things like that weren't even talked about in 1883 much less done openly in front of parents and other witnesses.
In real life, that Comanche would have raped and scalped her but they would have used the term 'outraged her' back than because even the word 'rape', an unspeakable act, was not acceptable in decent society, especially when committed by a non-white.
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