Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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How to tell the world you have a tiny dick without saying a word
I thought you had personalized plates on your truck.........
Should have realised when you asked to borrow my name tag but you forgot to change your flag......
OL' STRAIGHTWALL
"...Whether it is bygone times or today... Ol' Straightwall ain't never lost a fight, and it ain't never gon' lose one. Ain't no man in the history of man is more legend than the one who first rammed a two groove four hunnert' grain cylinder of buffalo medicine down a copper tube full o' seventy grains of silverdust.... Why, you kin' run all day, and still die tired, if Ol' Straightwall's comin' after ya'..."
"...Whether it is bygone times or today... Ol' Straightwall ain't never lost a fight, and it ain't never gon' lose one. Ain't no man in the history of man is more legend than the one who first rammed a two groove four hunnert' grain cylinder of buffalo medicine down a copper tube full o' seventy grains of silverdust.... Why, you kin' run all day, and still die tired, if Ol' Straightwall's comin' after ya'..."
Way too "high maintenance." Gotta clean it, oil it. season it right, etc. etc. etc.
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Kind of like a good barrel...
Shut your whore mouth. I still have some of my grandmother's cast iron that she taught me how to cook with on a wood stove when I was a kid.
Paying the toll. Also owns a pit bull, and dare I say...... another mixed-breed running around.
rules:
Economics are a motherfucker.
I’d suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit
That horse should be a Clydesdale.....
D isn’t a Clydesdale and he’d still let her ride
So do I. I have hers, and I have one I bought brand new from a local hardware store just after I graduated college. Still not properly seasoned. Both sit and collect dust in my oven's storage box. Part of the problem I think is I no longer have gas for cooking. It's electric "glass" burners. And I sure don't have wood burning, either. Hard to season a skillet properly on an electric burner.
Don't forget about the Thin Red Line putting their life on the line to save you.
