Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

So do I. I have hers, and I have one I bought brand new from a local hardware store just after I graduated college. Still not properly seasoned. Both sit and collect dust in my oven's storage box. Part of the problem I think is I no longer have gas for cooking. It's electric "glass" burners. And I sure don't have wood burning, either. Hard to season a skillet properly on an electric burner. 🤷‍♀️
Me thinks thou knowest not what thy doeth. 🤔
 
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OK, then what shouldest I doeth?

Use the oven of your electric stove to season cast iron cookware so it heats up evenly and doesn't warp.

Oh, and it's "thou" twice, not "thou/they."
But you understood what I said nonetheless. Very good.
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E.T.A. it was supposed to thy, not they.
Stupid autocorrect.😡
 
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Whatever happened to him? One day he was just gone. Never heard a reason. I always wondered if some husband decided to come calling about one of those portly women he was claiming to have bedded.
He found the love of his life, bought a dream farm, and unfortunately, he got sick and passed away.

Seemed like a class act.
 
I have a lot of people from equador that work for me. Some of them came from tribes ..like in the jungle.

Long story short if you were caught stealing food from another tribe they pack you asshole with peppers and mud (so it can’t come out), and tie you up.

Apparently it’s insane pain

First time I heard it I thought I was BS, then I heard it again years later. Some of the people were showing pictures of back home and it was hits in the jungle etc and I asked one of them about it. “Oh yes you get tied up …”

Needed s translator for that one.

I have a few more off the wall customers too, I was dying laughing
 
Fucking attack dogs are getting worse and worse all the time.


say that 60lb dog is going after 260lb male.. Basically equivalent to a 200 pound male wanting to kick the crap out of a 800 silverback.
A good dog taking on something 4X it's weight. Man's best friend. Granted little dog, doesn't have the strength to really 'get' some like a 200lb bull mastiff, but it defended it's owner.

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So do I. I have hers, and I have one I bought brand new from a local hardware store just after I graduated college. Still not properly seasoned. Both sit and collect dust in my oven's storage box. Part of the problem I think is I no longer have gas for cooking. It's electric "glass" burners. And I sure don't have wood burning, either. Hard to season a skillet properly on an electric burner. 🤷‍♀️
Heat is heat. I've actually found cooking on my electric stove boils water faster and cooks faster because more heated surface area contacts the pan vs a circular ring of flame.

Plus, maybe, the electric oven will heat the pan evenly? Because science.

Rules

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Plot twist:

You child is home schooled and it was your day yesterday to teach history class to the neighborhood 3rd graders so your wife could have a spa day. 😎

Tomorrow's class is on assorted Bolshevic terror campaigns in Russia and Germany post WWI

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I had a friend that literally asked/ told a girl he would bang her if she’d put a paper bag over her head first ?
She said “Hell No , that’s the cruelest and meanest thing anyone had ever said to her ! “ …. He then said “ Don’t get all pissy , he’d put the bag over his head !! “ 😂
 
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I have a lot of people from equador that work for me. Some of them came from tribes ..like in the jungle.

Long story short if you were caught stealing food from another tribe they pack you asshole with peppers and mud (so it can’t come out), and tie you up.

Apparently it’s insane pain

First time I heard it I thought I was BS, then I heard it again years later. Some of the people were showing pictures of back home and it was hits in the jungle etc and I asked one of them about it. “Oh yes you get tied up …”

Needed s translator for that one.

I have a few more off the wall customers too, I was dying laughing
I used to live there. Some other things the Indians would do was stinging nettles on the genitals. They would flush the genitals with water then rub the nettles in. Worked for question time and punishments. Little fuckers!
 
I had a friend that literally asked/ told a girl he would bang her if she’d put a paper bag over her head first ?
She said “Hell No , that’s the cruelest and meanest thing anyone had ever said to her ! “ …. He then said “ Don’t get all pissy , he’d put the bag over his head !! “ 😂
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How long do you leave it in and at what temperature?
Oil it first, then put in oven. In order to be "seasoned" you'll have to perform this oil-heat-cool cycle 3-4 times, or more. I recently did a carbon steel pan, but did it on the stove. Took a while and created a lot of smoke.

Open the windows LOL.

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Give an action to any retard inexperienced handloader, and overcharge a round. ANY action can become a grenade with enough powder.
True enough but it just proves nothing is idiot proof.
Stress is cumulative and even a steady diet of saami pressure factory ammo will expose any design flaws sooner or later.
A steady diet of +p and it could be sooner rather than later.
 
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Oil it first, then put in oven. In order to be "seasoned" you'll have to perform this oil-heat-cool cycle 3-4 times, or more. I recently did a carbon steel pan, but did it on the stove. Took a while and created a lot of smoke.

Open the windows LOL.

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My Dad's houskeeper is who taught me how to do it but on top of a gas burner. And she only coated the inside surface. Seems a much better idea to oil the entire pan and the bake it in the oven. I'll have to clean my oven out now of other cookware! :ROFLMAO:
 
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Not enough time to get them all out of the safe on a regular basis. I usually shoot less than 50 handgun rounds a year anyway.
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These are addictive. 25 yards 10 shots shoot for 90 or better I was never much of a pistol shooter.

One of my squad mates told me I was “a atrocious pistol shooter “

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Of course first target was best target. I shoot best when IDGAF

25 mpg winds had to staple center of target