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Rapper "Dank" sues lyft because driver wouldn't let her 500lb ass in his car

Reporting for duty!

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She'll prevail on the weight argument. The driver wouldn't turn down two 250lb. women and is probably married to a 250 and banging another one on the side.

I'd argue she stunk. Just like Whoopi Goldberg, no way she can wipe 'dat azz.
 
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She'll prevail on the weight argument. The driver wouldn't turn down two 250lb. women and is probably married to a 250 and banging another one on the side.

I'd argue she stunk. Just like Whoopi Goldberg, no way she can wipe 'dat azz.
I didn't watch the video, but I wonder if she could have exceeded load cap of a single wheel/tire . Since she is only on one side.
 
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If you weigh 500, you ain't getting in my 3/4 ton truck.

Life requires discipline. I was heavier for a while, but never like that. Once I had trouble doing things, I said, OK, lardass, time to lose some weight. So I listened, and lost weight.
She can ride in the bed of my F-350 but I'd have her sit right over the rear axle. It might even smooth out the ride.

But she ain't riding in the cab. Thats fucking ridiculous.
 
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Similar to a scam I encountered at work, years ago.
Lawyer coached homeless to lurk in our parking lot.
Our vehicles had government logos and tags.
Shill would wait until a government car was moving from the parking space, pretend to be hit.
Lawyer knew the government would pay.
One of my friends was targeted, backing his vehicle out and shill fell down and triggered the entire 911-EMT- circus.
After 6 months in the courts, shill was paid about $50. Not sure how much the lawyer collected.
 
I just want to give a shoutout to the toilet manufacturers. I never really thought about how strong modern toilets have to be until this moment.
By the look of that skank it can't use one because the skin and lard will all graviate to the floor and get lost. I bet the walrus has to go thru a car wash to take bath once a week! Ohhh...... the smell is prolly worse then a hog farm for sure!
 
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By the look of that skank it can't use one because the skin and lard will all graviate to the floor and get lost. I bet the walrus has to go thru a car wash to take bath once a week! Ohhh...... the smell is prolly worse then a hog farm for sure!
No way she can reach to do conventional wipe direction...

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