What could go wrong? Blue Origin

mtrmn · Monday at 7:50 AM

Blue Origin rocket with all-female crew, including Katy Perry, set for Monday launch

Six women, including pop star Katy Perry, are scheduled to be launched into space for about 11 minutes on Monday on a Blue Origin rocket, a lift-off that would mark the first all-female spaceflight since 1963, according to the company. The window for the latest New Shepard rocket launch is...

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Redlion · Monday at 7:55 AM

KYAggie · Monday at 8:31 AM

It’s hard to tell from the article, but it seems they don’t actually have to pilot the thing; it’s just a ride up and down. You couldn’t get me on a child’s circus ride with Katy Perry with how she’s publicly mocked her Maker.

Rthur · Monday at 8:32 AM

Frosty O ring order coming in.
Asking for a friend.

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whatsupdoc · Monday at 8:47 AM

Emerson0311 · Monday at 8:53 AM

They used to send monkeys up to test these things. Now it’s pop stars. Consumables I guess.

Bacarrat · Monday at 9:09 AM

It's not like they are doing anything... everything is automated now.

babyguppy · Monday at 9:52 AM

babyguppy · Monday at 11:20 AM

LOL, the comments

Blue Origin space flight with Katy Perry prepares for historic launch

LIVE UPDATES: Follow live updates as Katy Perry and five women launch into space from a Blue Origin rocket in the first ever all female space mission.

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MK20 · Monday at 11:26 AM

So Katy Perry is going to climb on top of a giant rocket powered dildo and launch herself towards God?

What could go wrong?

Im2bent · Monday at 11:29 AM

Will the blue origin thread surpass the Titan thread? Inquiring minds want to know.

Bacarrat · Monday at 11:32 AM

The whole thing is stupid. It's just a carnival ride for the rich. They don't even reach orbital speeds.

Im2bent · Monday at 11:37 AM

Bacarrat said:
The whole thing is stupid. It's just a carnival ride for the rich. They don't even reach orbital speeds.

Neither does a helicopter

Pbgt · Monday at 11:56 AM

are we gonna bet a quart of syrup again? asking for a fren...

diverdon · Monday at 12:37 PM

Autopilot works I hope.

KYAggie · Monday at 12:41 PM

diverdon said:
Autopilot works I hope.

In my experience, they do, right up until they don’t, and then the only backup is your skill. These ladies don’t have any skills that would translate in this situation, not to mention manual backup, abort, nor ejection are even available. You’re just a monkey on that ride.

“Space mission”, that’s funny, they don’t even go into orbit.

JoshPutman · Monday at 1:03 PM

They don't need no man!

Now if that big flying dick had been built by all women, programmed by all women, staged by all women.....you get the picture.....they would have something to crow about, possibly.

But I'll bet dollars to doughnuts there were a shit ton of men that did all that aforementioned stuff.

wvfarrier · Monday at 1:37 PM

My wife laughed hilariously saying it figures they would all fly on a giant dick

Baron23 · Monday at 1:49 PM

Qpski · Monday at 3:25 PM

Saw this someone, I wonder what could go wrong.

DOA · Monday at 4:13 PM

Katy can go fuck off and die. She practically stole a house from an obviously mentally ill veteran.

anon · Monday at 9:36 PM

Great, now my ocd will drive me to see if I can find CFR content that requires space flight operators to designate who is in command of the vessel as it requires of Air Carriers ...

Crew .... in a world where anyone can identify as anything, I guess so, but the press running with it demeans those that have actually earned it.

I'd prefer the company of the likes of Shannon Lucid to any of those in today's news. It's hard to realize that her extended stay on the MIR Station was 29 years ago.

mvphilly · Monday at 9:54 PM

God dam shame that 5 tourists and their pilot die in a helicopter ride yet the good Lord somehow sees fit to return these twats back to Earth safely.

Sniperwannabee · Monday at 11:07 PM

Isn’t this the same company as Ocean Gate?

Mr.BR · 2025-04-15T02:55:28-0400

This dick rocket seems purpose made for joyrides ,as it barely penetrates Kármán line at 100km and those massive windows......

Bazos faceplanted

whatsupdoc · 2025-04-15T06:49:53-0400

DarnYankeeUSMC · 2025-04-15T07:17:25-0400

They don't want to call the people payload because lizzo may go for the trip.
They are not crew and they are not passengers. They are payload.

748rpilot · 2025-04-15T08:00:43-0400

Sniperwannabee said:
Isn’t this the same company as Ocean Gate?

No, Blue Origin is owned by Jeff Bezos.

Glowworm · 2025-04-15T09:57:57-0400

Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Longshot231 · 2025-04-15T10:25:24-0400

Emerson0311 said:
They used to send monkeys up to test these things. Now it’s pop stars. Consumables I guess.

sloporsche · 2025-04-15T10:38:55-0400

did anything go wrong ?

Seed tick · 2025-04-15T10:58:40-0400

Can’t stand Gayle King. Of course she was on board. Attention whore

Longshot231 · 2025-04-15T11:03:19-0400

Glowworm said:
Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Now go start a company and give guided tours to the Titanic in carbon fiber submersibles. Tell us how that works for you.

Seed tick · 2025-04-15T11:17:18-0400

Did KP suffer a damn brain injury? She sounds like a moron

Srgt. Hulka · 2025-04-15T11:19:48-0400

Katy who?

Cowpokey · 2025-04-15T11:20:04-0400

Seed tick said:
Did KP suffer a damn brain injury? She sounds like a moron

Was there a time previously she didn't sound like a moron?

TicTacTex · 2025-04-15T11:21:36-0400

Glowworm said:
Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Sounds like a Kamala speech.

Longshot231 · 2025-04-15T11:23:22-0400

If I started a gofundme page to send ex-wives up in a rocket, would any of you gentlemen care to contribute? What about leftist politicians? Gay pride marchers? Story-time drag queens? Have I left out anyone?

Im2bent · 2025-04-15T11:26:24-0400

Longshot231 said:
If I started a gofundme page to send ex-wives up in a rocket, would any of you gentlemen care to contribute? What about leftist politicians? Gay pride marchers? Story-time drag queens? Have I left out anyone?

How much would a one way ticket cost?

Threadcutter308 · 2025-04-15T11:33:58-0400

Im2bent said:
How much would a one way ticket cost?

Dat's a good start.......

Threadcutter308 · 2025-04-15T11:35:04-0400

Longshot231 said:
Now go start a company and give guided tours to the Titanic in carbon fiber submersibles. Tell us how that works for you.

"Carbon Fiber ? I thought you said Cardboard"............

Threadcutter308 · 2025-04-15T11:37:30-0400

TicTacTex said:
Sounds like a Kamala speech.

Honey, you were strapped into a soup can that had no controls in it, nothing more.

"Feeling the Love" ? Yeah, OK, sure...........

Seed tick · 2025-04-15T12:07:08-0400

Divine Feminine my hairy ass. A true imbecile

Darryle · 2025-04-15T14:37:23-0400

Glowworm said:
Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Holeeeeee Fuck, apparently her brain stayed in space

Threadcutter308 · 2025-04-15T15:11:26-0400

Darryle said:
Holeeeeee Fuck, apparently her brain stayed in space

Or, it was left behind on the launchpad...........

Sean the Nailer · 2025-04-15T17:01:01-0400

Longshot231 said:
If I started a gofundme page to send ex-wives up in a rocket, would any of you gentlemen care to contribute? What about leftist politicians? Gay pride marchers? Story-time drag queens? Have I left out anyone?

Only if they/you bring back the Redstone project again.....

Rthur · 2025-04-15T17:20:04-0400

Unfortunately nothing.

R

Baron23 · 2025-04-15T17:27:15-0400

As was said about the early astronauts by “real” pilots and which is applicable to these bimbos: “spam in a can”.

Longshot231 · 2025-04-15T18:04:46-0400

Baron23 said:
As was said about the early astronauts by “real” pilots and which is applicable to these bimbos: “spam in a can”.

That entire capsule probably smelled more like sardines.

Baron23 · 2025-04-15T18:56:32-0400

Longshot231 said:
That entire capsule probably smelled more like sardines.

Or the shit house door off of a tuna boat…depending on if you are in front or behind them. lol.

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