What could go wrong? Blue Origin

mtrmn · Apr 14, 2025

Blue Origin rocket with all-female crew, including Katy Perry, set for Monday launch

Six women, including pop star Katy Perry, are scheduled to be launched into space for about 11 minutes on Monday on a Blue Origin rocket, a lift-off that would mark the first all-female spaceflight since 1963, according to the company. The window for the latest New Shepard rocket launch is...

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Redlion · Apr 14, 2025

KYAggie · Apr 14, 2025

It’s hard to tell from the article, but it seems they don’t actually have to pilot the thing; it’s just a ride up and down. You couldn’t get me on a child’s circus ride with Katy Perry with how she’s publicly mocked her Maker.

Rthur · Apr 14, 2025

Frosty O ring order coming in.
Asking for a friend.

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whatsupdoc · Apr 14, 2025

Emerson0311 · Apr 14, 2025

They used to send monkeys up to test these things. Now it’s pop stars. Consumables I guess.

Bacarrat · Apr 14, 2025

It's not like they are doing anything... everything is automated now.

babyguppy · Apr 14, 2025

babyguppy · Apr 14, 2025

LOL, the comments

Blue Origin space flight with Katy Perry prepares for historic launch

LIVE UPDATES: Follow live updates as Katy Perry and five women launch into space from a Blue Origin rocket in the first ever all female space mission.

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MK20 · Apr 14, 2025

So Katy Perry is going to climb on top of a giant rocket powered dildo and launch herself towards God?

What could go wrong?

Im2bent · Apr 14, 2025

Will the blue origin thread surpass the Titan thread? Inquiring minds want to know.

Bacarrat · Apr 14, 2025

The whole thing is stupid. It's just a carnival ride for the rich. They don't even reach orbital speeds.

Im2bent · Apr 14, 2025

Bacarrat said:
The whole thing is stupid. It's just a carnival ride for the rich. They don't even reach orbital speeds.

Neither does a helicopter

Pbgt · Apr 14, 2025

are we gonna bet a quart of syrup again? asking for a fren...

diverdon · Apr 14, 2025

Autopilot works I hope.

KYAggie · Apr 14, 2025

diverdon said:
Autopilot works I hope.

In my experience, they do, right up until they don’t, and then the only backup is your skill. These ladies don’t have any skills that would translate in this situation, not to mention manual backup, abort, nor ejection are even available. You’re just a monkey on that ride.

“Space mission”, that’s funny, they don’t even go into orbit.

JoshPutman · Apr 14, 2025

They don't need no man!

Now if that big flying dick had been built by all women, programmed by all women, staged by all women.....you get the picture.....they would have something to crow about, possibly.

But I'll bet dollars to doughnuts there were a shit ton of men that did all that aforementioned stuff.

wvfarrier · Apr 14, 2025

My wife laughed hilariously saying it figures they would all fly on a giant dick

Baron23 · Apr 14, 2025

Qpski · Apr 14, 2025

Saw this someone, I wonder what could go wrong.

DOA · Apr 14, 2025

Katy can go fuck off and die. She practically stole a house from an obviously mentally ill veteran.

mvphilly · Apr 14, 2025

God dam shame that 5 tourists and their pilot die in a helicopter ride yet the good Lord somehow sees fit to return these twats back to Earth safely.

Sniperwannabee · Apr 14, 2025

Isn’t this the same company as Ocean Gate?

Mr.BR · Apr 15, 2025

This dick rocket seems purpose made for joyrides ,as it barely penetrates Kármán line at 100km and those massive windows......

Bazos faceplanted

whatsupdoc · Apr 15, 2025

DarnYankeeUSMC · Apr 15, 2025

They don't want to call the people payload because lizzo may go for the trip.
They are not crew and they are not passengers. They are payload.

748rpilot · Apr 15, 2025

Sniperwannabee said:
Isn’t this the same company as Ocean Gate?

No, Blue Origin is owned by Jeff Bezos.

Glowworm · Apr 15, 2025

Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Longshot231 · Apr 15, 2025

Emerson0311 said:
They used to send monkeys up to test these things. Now it’s pop stars. Consumables I guess.

sloporsche · Apr 15, 2025

did anything go wrong ?

Seed tick · Apr 15, 2025

Can’t stand Gayle King. Of course she was on board. Attention whore

Longshot231 · Apr 15, 2025

Glowworm said:
Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Now go start a company and give guided tours to the Titanic in carbon fiber submersibles. Tell us how that works for you.

Seed tick · Apr 15, 2025

Did KP suffer a damn brain injury? She sounds like a moron

Srgt. Hulka · Apr 15, 2025

Katy who?

Cowpokey · Apr 15, 2025

Seed tick said:
Did KP suffer a damn brain injury? She sounds like a moron

Was there a time previously she didn't sound like a moron?

TicTacTex · Apr 15, 2025

Glowworm said:
Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Sounds like a Kamala speech.

Longshot231 · Apr 15, 2025

If I started a gofundme page to send ex-wives up in a rocket, would any of you gentlemen care to contribute? What about leftist politicians? Gay pride marchers? Story-time drag queens? Have I left out anyone?

Im2bent · Apr 15, 2025

Longshot231 said:
If I started a gofundme page to send ex-wives up in a rocket, would any of you gentlemen care to contribute? What about leftist politicians? Gay pride marchers? Story-time drag queens? Have I left out anyone?

How much would a one way ticket cost?

Threadcutter308 · Apr 15, 2025

Im2bent said:
How much would a one way ticket cost?

Dat's a good start.......

Threadcutter308 · Apr 15, 2025

Longshot231 said:
Now go start a company and give guided tours to the Titanic in carbon fiber submersibles. Tell us how that works for you.

"Carbon Fiber ? I thought you said Cardboard"............

Threadcutter308 · Apr 15, 2025

TicTacTex said:
Sounds like a Kamala speech.

Honey, you were strapped into a soup can that had no controls in it, nothing more.

"Feeling the Love" ? Yeah, OK, sure...........

Seed tick · Apr 15, 2025

Divine Feminine my hairy ass. A true imbecile

Darryle · Apr 15, 2025

Glowworm said:
Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Holeeeeee Fuck, apparently her brain stayed in space

Threadcutter308 · Apr 15, 2025

Darryle said:
Holeeeeee Fuck, apparently her brain stayed in space

Or, it was left behind on the launchpad...........

Sean the Nailer · Apr 15, 2025

Longshot231 said:
If I started a gofundme page to send ex-wives up in a rocket, would any of you gentlemen care to contribute? What about leftist politicians? Gay pride marchers? Story-time drag queens? Have I left out anyone?

Only if they/you bring back the Redstone project again.....

Rthur · Apr 15, 2025

Unfortunately nothing.

R

Baron23 · Apr 15, 2025

As was said about the early astronauts by “real” pilots and which is applicable to these bimbos: “spam in a can”.

Longshot231 · Apr 15, 2025

Baron23 said:
As was said about the early astronauts by “real” pilots and which is applicable to these bimbos: “spam in a can”.

That entire capsule probably smelled more like sardines.

Baron23 · Apr 15, 2025

Longshot231 said:
That entire capsule probably smelled more like sardines.

Or the shit house door off of a tuna boat…depending on if you are in front or behind them. lol.

sirhrmechanic · Apr 15, 2025

Pbgt said:
are we gonna bet a quart of syrup again? asking for a fren...

I was on this weeks ago... Noone believed me!

I have a theory here… hear me out!

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2025/02/27/bezos-next-blue-origin-rocket-to-feature-all-female-passenger-crew-of-katy-perry-gayle-king-lauren-sanchez/ Bezos has finally decided that he wants a divorce from his nasty plastic catfish…. She is old and looks like she belongs in the bar scene from...

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I soooo wanted it to go into rapid disassembly-mode followed by geo-stationary sub-aqueous orbit.... They can fish hair extensions out of the ocean for days....

Sirhr

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