Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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My last company official policy was first offense of sexual harassment was a warning in your file. Never did rack up that trophy.

I was accused of sexual harassment once, read the complaint and told the HR guy, here's $10, buy her a dictionary, in fact here's, $20, get yourself one too. Her complaint said sexual harassment, but she said I didn't like her because she was a woman. Honestly, I didn't like her because she was a lazy dumbass.

I made it a rule to always have a witness, nice Asian lady who hated every other woman we worked with, she was the best person to have on your side, she'd do the telling off to save your ass.