You can all just stop saying 'soft shell' taco

TheGerman · Oct 11, 2021

Because if it has a soft shell, its a fucking burrito.

Enough of this transgendering food bullshit; if it has a hard crunchy shell, its a fucking taco. If its wrapped in something soft, its a fucking burrito. End of story.

Taco 'filler' in a soft wrap? Burrito. Just stop.

Fight me.

/letsgoBrandon

Jgunner · Oct 11, 2021

TheGerman said:
Because if it has a soft shell, its a fucking burrito.

Enough of this transgendering food bullshit; if it has a hard crunchy shell, its a fucking taco. If its wrapped in something soft, its a fucking burrito. End of story.

Taco 'filler' in a soft wrap? Burrito. Just stop.

Fight me.

/letsgoBrandon

Isn’t mexican food like the same 5 ingredients in 20 different shapes anyway? Its not exactly creative…..

Aftermath · Oct 11, 2021

Fladenbrot or gtfooh

TheGerman · Oct 11, 2021

Jgunner said:
Isn’t mexican food like the same 5 ingredients in 20 different shapes anyway? Its not exactly creative…..

Don't blame me for their lack of creativity in the culinary department.

TheGerman · Oct 11, 2021

Aftermath said:
Fladenbrot or gtfooh

That has more in common with like a pizza than it does tacos.

powdahound76 · Oct 11, 2021

says the guy from the land of shit beer and bland sausage cooked poorly. Though the beer wench outfits are appreciated.

Kraut was invented by the Poles.

Schnitzel is ok, but was imported from other places too.

Martin Luther? Think he was German. Solid start to the idea that faith is not tied to a denomination.

Its food. If it tastes good partake. If it doenst, dont be a pussy and eat it anyways, never know when the next meal is coming!

zeroz · Oct 11, 2021

Corn tortilla, folded in half, hard or soft, taco. If its flour and or wrapped, burrito. If its corn and rolled with some cheap ass shit in it, its a taquito because granny fed them to us constantly and she called them that so suck it.

Snipe260 · Oct 11, 2021

All I know is I shit like a tied coon after eating either!

Noob Sammich · Oct 11, 2021

You're not wrong....

Nachos = broken taco
Chimi = fried burrito
Enchilada = wet burrito
Tostada = flat taco

It's all the same shit, but now I'm hungry.

AngryKoala · Oct 11, 2021

Enchilada says hi.

theLBC · Oct 11, 2021

lol, negative gringo. taco bell is not the authority on what is a taco.
that said, i don;t give a fuck what you call them.
i am a poor, so i put a soft taco inside a bean burrito and make a combo burrito for half the cost.

clcustom1911 · Oct 11, 2021

TheGerman said:
Because if it has a soft shell, its a fucking burrito.

Enough of this transgendering food bullshit; if it has a hard crunchy shell, its a fucking taco. If its wrapped in something soft, its a fucking burrito. End of story.

Taco 'filler' in a soft wrap? Burrito. Just stop.

Fight me.

/letsgoBrandon

A taco has 2 small tortillas and is topped with magical goodness. When you hold them, it creates the taco shape.

You so white.

Be less white.

TheGerman · Oct 11, 2021

AngryKoala said:
Enchilada says hi.

Thats just mexican for cousin burrito.

Jgunner · Oct 11, 2021

clcustom1911 said:
A taco has 2 small tortillas and is topped with magical goodness. When you hold them, it creates the taco shape.

You so white.

Be less white.

Simmer down there Coke….

TheGerman · Oct 11, 2021

clcustom1911 said:
A taco has 2 small tortillas and is topped with magical goodness. When you hold them, it creates the taco shape.

You so white.

Be less white.

If they're hard its a taco. If soft, theyre a burrito.

We just went over this.

Bender · Oct 11, 2021

Torta Master Race.

TheGerman · Oct 11, 2021

Jgunner said:
Simmer down there Coke….

It's ok.

His dick has a slight sun tan and now hes all mexican food connoisseur

kenny1773 · Oct 11, 2021

theLBC said:
i put a soft taco inside a bean burrito

add some cialis to your soft taco, makes putting it in the bean burrito better

Jgunner · Oct 11, 2021

TheGerman said:
It's ok.

His dick has a slight sun tan and now hes all mexican food connoisseur

I eat a lot of mexican food. Its about the only saving grace to a group of people who are very proud of something. Of what i am not sure.

LawnMM · Oct 11, 2021

Burritos are bigger you uncultured swine

Taco refere to the size not the material

--BLACKOUT-- · Oct 12, 2021

White people call burritos... wraps

get it right, Kyle!

theLBC · Oct 12, 2021

what do you call a hot dog wrapped in a flour tortilla?

it's a fucking hot dog.

TheGerman · Oct 12, 2021

theLBC said:
what do you call a hot dog wrapped in a flour tortilla?

it's a fucking hot dog.

perro caliente burrito

TheGerman · Oct 12, 2021

LawnMM said:
Burritos are bigger you uncultured swine

Taco refere to the size not the material
View attachment 7719406

So if I made a 2 foot long taco its magically a burrito?

What?

WHAT?

Don-n-Texas · Oct 12, 2021

I’m from Texas so you can trust me on this. A soft taco is the smaller of the two. A burrito is the larger one. The burrito has rice and beans. Sometimes it will have meat.
The taco can be in a hard shell or a soft shell. With meat, lettuce, tomatoes, avocado, cheese. If it has rice and beans I would call that a burrito.
but put what ever you want in it, call it what you want to.

AngryKoala · Oct 12, 2021

TheGerman said:
Thats just mexican for cousin burrito.

So if you put a enchilada into a burrito is that incest?

gimpy · Oct 12, 2021

TheGerman said:
If they're hard its a taco. If soft, theyre a burrito.

We just went over this.

Best Jerked Chicken Taco in Chicago with a limp shell. Now what?

TheGerman · Oct 12, 2021

Don-n-Texas said:
I’m from Texas so you can trust me on this. A soft taco is the smaller of the two. A burrito is the larger one. The burrito has rice and beans. Sometimes it will have meat.
The taco can be in a hard shell or a soft shell. With meat, lettuce, tomatoes, avocado, cheese. If it has rice and beans I would call that a burrito.
but put what ever you want in it, call it what you want to.

TheGerman · Oct 12, 2021

AngryKoala said:
So if you put a enchilada into a burrito is that incest?

Depends on who married who to put you into this situation.

Don-n-Texas · Oct 12, 2021

Ok lol

TheGerman · Oct 12, 2021

gimpy said:
View attachment 7719409
Best Jerked Chicken Taco in Chicago with a limp shell. Now what?

Mexican cheese steak. In Chicago.

Final score: -3

gimpy · Oct 12, 2021

TheGerman said:
Mexican cheese steak. In Chicago.

Final score: -3

Next time you feel reminiscent about being in a third-world shithole but don’t want to use your passport, come for the pizza, try the jerk chicken, and hope not to stay for your funeral

theLBC · Oct 12, 2021

tacos

tacos del gringos

TheGerman · Oct 12, 2021

gimpy said:
Next time you feel reminiscent about being in a third-world shithole but don’t want to use your passport, come for the pizza, try the jerk chicken, and hope not to stay for your funeral

Briefly lived in Lake Forest/Lake Bluff during high school.

Never going back.

chrome · Oct 12, 2021

Marinevet1 · Oct 12, 2021

I thought the argument was is it a Taco or a Sandwich............

TheGerman · Oct 12, 2021

theLBC said:
tacos

tacos del gringos

The first ones look much better and severely less gringo, but based on definition alone, those are mini burritos that rich white housewives eat along with some sort of clear liquor because they are 'on a diet'.

Loner · Oct 12, 2021

Don-n-Texas said:
I’m from Texas so you can trust me on this. A soft taco is the smaller of the two. A burrito is the larger one. The burrito has rice and beans. Sometimes it will have meat.
The taco can be in a hard shell or a soft shell. With meat, lettuce, tomatoes, avocado, cheese. If it has rice and beans I would call that a burrito.
but put what ever you want in it, call it what you want to.

I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t list jalapeños as a main ingredient in Mexican food.

TheGerman · Oct 12, 2021

Marinevet1 said:
I thought the argument was is it a Taco or a Sandwich............

Can we at least wait until like page 4 or 5 for that shit to start?

gimpy · Oct 12, 2021

TheGerman said:
Briefly lived in Lake Forest/Lake Bluff during high school.

Never going back.

That’s the gentrified part of this armpit.. Only 10 years until my youngest is grown and I can escape this despotic hell-hole. Thought, I’ll miss the music and the food

theLBC · Oct 12, 2021

kenny1773 said:
add some cialis to your soft taco, makes putting it in the bean burrito better

i don't even really like cilantro. what does cialis taste like?

theLBC · Oct 12, 2021

TheGerman said:
Can we at least wait until like page 4 or 5 for that shit to start?

sushi isn't raw fish!

theLBC · Oct 12, 2021

Marinevet1 said:
I thought the argument was is it a Taco or a Sandwich............

who the fuck spells sammich like that?

TheGerman · Oct 12, 2021

theLBC said:
i don't even really like cilantro. what does cialis tastelike?

If Cialis was made from cilantro, so much in life would all of a sudden make perfect sense.

TheGerman · Oct 12, 2021

theLBC said:
sushi isn't raw fish!

Sushi is a specific way of cooking rice. It has nothing to do with rolls or fish. I learned this by banging a hot Japanese chick.

Meanwhile, 'soft shell' tacos are actually burritos.

Redmanss · Oct 12, 2021

All traditional tacos are soft corn tortilla and is far from finger food. Hard tacos are an American thing, as are the soft wheat flour tortilla versions. You're welcome world, now you can drive and eat your taco.

A burrito is a fucking burrito, and it's not just folded in half.

forrestgump01 · Oct 12, 2021

powdahound76 said:
says the guy from the land of shit beer and bland sausage cooked poorly. Though the beer wench outfits are appreciated.

Kraut was invented by the Poles.

Schnitzel is ok, but was imported from other places too.

Martin Luther? Think he was German. Solid start to the idea that faith is not tied to a denomination.

Its food. If it tastes good partake. If it doenst, dont be a pussy and eat it anyways, never know when the next meal is coming!

Let me translate this so The German can understand it !

theLBC · Oct 12, 2021

i have some of these in the cupboard for whenever i feel like wypipo tacos.
in fact, i have other wypipo food.

LawnMM · Oct 12, 2021

TheGerman said:
So if I made a 2 foot long taco its magically a burrito?

What?

WHAT?

If you made a 2-ft diameter taco... Yes.

Are we sure we're talking about the same thing? You keep saying taco?

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