You can all just stop saying 'soft shell' taco

[308pirate]

Isn’t mexican italian food like the same 5 ingredients in 20 different shapes anyway? Its not exactly creative…..

FIFY

 

[Thorny]

Bac oohs

 

[tomcatmv]

I don't give a flying f==k about the whole taco vs. burrito thing. Me, I make my pork carnitas with a side of home cooked beans and home made pico de gallo. Corn or flour tortillas on the side.
Best way is buy the big pork loins at Costco or Sam's then I cut them into 3#to 4# chunks and seal-a-meal/freeze. Pull one out, thaw and throw it on my pellet smoker for about an hour at like 225 degrees then put in insta-pot with some OJ, spices and some chopped onion. When done pull it like you do pulled pork and throw it under the broiler for a few to get a little crispy.
Damn, I just made myself hungry. Where's the beer, whiskey and the freezer?

 

[impactaddict]

Central Texan checking in... I'm going with with the Mexicans in my home town (who make them) call them. Tacos.

You northern white people are crazy. The first time I made breakfast tacos for my in-laws from the north (Kansas), they were skeptical because they thought I was going to serve them in crunchy corn shells.

Recently my boy who's not yet three invented his own breakfast taco. I call it the Continental Breakfast Taco.
Eggs, Bacon, Pancakes & Syrup on a flour tortilla. Truth be told, its pretty fuckin' good.

 

[Choid]

My Mexican wife would feed you your testicles for this thread.

 

[Jgunner]

FIFY

I mean, other than a different region, food being kinda different (they boil their carbs), is there much difference in the two peoples?

 

[justin amateur]

What is it if it has a hard shell folded into a soft shell to catch the crunchy bits?
Is there an Alternative taco? I had to find out. Tofu?

 

[MtnCreek]

I've had soft tacos in a mex restaurant that had mex soap operas on tv, so I know it was legit. I wish the mexicans would send us those hot soap opera chicks instead of what we get crossing the border.

 

[TheGerman]

Reminds of:

What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can’t marmalade your dick in a chick’s ass.

Challenge accepted.

 

[supercorndogs]

The hot ones just aren't making it that far yet.

 

[TheGerman]

Mmmm "Soft Shell" TACO

That is an incompletely assembled burrito.

Also, I think the crab was putting it together and got stuck inside?

 

[308pirate]

The hot ones just aren't making it that far yet.

The hot ones don't need to come here.

 

[TheGerman]

The Gordita and Chalupa want a part of this action, and are pissed.

Inbred step children result of that 'fucking your cousin' shit we had on page 1.

 

[clcustom1911]

Inbred step children result of that 'fucking your cousin' shit we had on page 1.

Taaaannnnttoooooooooooooooo

 

[TheGerman]

Taaaannnnttoooooooooooooooo

I wonder if he likes tacos.

 

[308pirate]

I've had soft tacos in a mex restaurant that had mex soap operas on tv, so I know it was legit. I wish the mexicans would send us those hot soap opera chicks instead of what we get crossing the border.

Get your reporte metereologico here: https://allbesttop10.com/entertainment/top-10-hot-mexican-weather-girl/

 

[supercorndogs]

The hot ones don't need to come here.

Plenty coming anyway. All the fine ass chicks in Mejico aren't rich.

 

[Ric O'shay]

Apparently one married Choid so they must not be picky.

 

[MtnCreek]

Apparently one married Choid so they must not be picky.

She gets citizenship and money and all she's got to do is stab him and blame it on the haitians. Not a bad plan.

 

[PDXGS]

Fucking uncultured peasants.....may you be forever forced to eat Old El Paso and Goya products....you certainly deserve nothing better.
Sincerely.
Your friendly white hispanic (aka. daywalker)

 

[MtnCreek]

Fucking uncultured peasants.....may you be forever forced to eat Old El Paso and Goya products....you certainly deserve nothing better.
Sincerely.
Your friendly white hispanic (aka. daywalker)

You misspelled Drywaller.

 

[uffduh]

Challenge accepted.

Just don’t forget, it’s Cialas, not cilantro that you want

 

[...]

You misspelled Drywaller.

 

[308pirate]

Fucking uncultured peasants.....may you be forever forced to eat Goya products....

Tu madre te lavara la boca con jabon.......

 

[308pirate]

You misspelled Drywaller.

That's what I pay gringos to do

 

[Choid]

She gets citizenship and money and all she's got to do is stab him and blame it on the haitians. Not a bad plan.

She's probably been legal here longer than your redneck cousin fucking family.

 

[308pirate]

I don't give a flying f==k about the whole taco vs. burrito thing. Me, I make my pork carnitas with a side of home cooked beans and home made pico de gallo. Corn or flour tortillas on the side.

 

[PDXGS]

Tu madre te lavara la boca con jabon.......

Entonces vamos a hablar de que tu madre haga con su boca?

eSnap!

 

[308pirate]

Entonces vamos a hablar de que tu madre haga con su boca?

eSnap!

Es cantante famosa, y la tuya?

 

[MtnCreek]

She's probably been legal here longer than your redneck cousin fucking family.

If you ever seen some of my cousins, you'd understand.

 

[theLBC]

I wonder if he likes tacos.

tonto means fool or stupid in spanish, so the whole show the lone ranger is yelling out stuff like "hey stupid, get the horses..."

 

[TheGerman]

Just don’t forget, it’s Cialas, not cilantro that you want

That's where shit can get real interesting.

 

[TheGerman]

Fucking uncultured peasants.....may you be forever forced to eat Old El Paso and Goya products....you certainly deserve nothing better.
Sincerely.
Your friendly white hispanic (aka. daywalker)

There's a Trayvon joke in there somewhere.

 

[fdkay]

The best soft tacos (or whatever) I ever had were at a hole in the wall called Charlies' Tacos on BC Street outside Kadena AB, Okinawa. Other than those I like the crunchy shells.

Taco Bell is sewage in a wrapper...except the breakfast sausage crunch wrap....but sausage, eggs and potatoes aren't exactly unique to Mexico.

I used to feast on the tacos from Vias restaurant on Gordon Ave in olongapo.
The hot sauce made with boonie peppers would torch your sphincter the next day.

 

[rtB]

I've been sitting on the shitter this whole thread, friggin Mexican food.

 

[Aftermath]

Thats just mexican for cousin burrito.

Primo burrito?

 

[6.5SH]

Surprised this hasn't been posted yet:

 

[clcustom1911]

I don't give a flying f==k about the whole taco vs. burrito thing. Me, I make my pork carnitas with a side of home cooked beans and home made pico de gallo. Corn or flour tortillas on the side.
Best way is buy the big pork loins at Costco or Sam's then I cut them into 3#to 4# chunks and seal-a-meal/freeze. Pull one out, thaw and throw it on my pellet smoker for about an hour at like 225 degrees then put in insta-pot with some OJ, spices and some chopped onion. When done pull it like you do pulled pork and throw it under the broiler for a few to get a little crispy.
Damn, I just made myself hungry. Where's the beer, whiskey and the freezer?

You forgot the salsa verde from 1:1 ratio of roasted:boiled tomatillos, 3:1 tomatillo:jalapeño, shit ton of cilantro and sea salt to taste in the blender.

You're welcome

 

[clcustom1911]

I've had soft tacos in a mex restaurant that had mex soap operas on tv, so I know it was legit. I wish the mexicans would send us those hot soap opera chicks instead of what we get crossing the border.

The soap opera/news chicks are part of the Chosen Ones Caste in their system. They get recruited from the underling families to that caste based on looks.


I'm fortunate enough to have found the farmer's daughter that slipped through the cracks in that system

 

[BERTMAN77MK2]

Best entertainment this side of the border

 

[Jim Out]

let's talk seafood chile rellenos, crossroads tucson!


(they wrap them in bacon)

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Crossroads Restaurant, South Tucson’s oldest woman-operated restaurant, is still rockin’ out classic Sonoran-style food every single day.

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Authentic Mexican food. Award winning hot sauce. Family owned and operated. Daily buffet from 8:00 AM to 2:00 PM. Traditional Mexican food. Call 520-624-0395.

www.crossroadsfinemexican.com

 

[HeavyAssault]

#MyFood_MyChoice

 

[Fig]

Taco is a shape.

Burrito is a shape.

Germans are fine till they start complaining about a lack of living space.

 

[pmclaine]

If its from HSGI its a "Magazine Vagina"

If its for putting meat in than its just a "Vagina" type of meat doesnt matter.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Taco is a shape.

Burrito is a shape.

Germans are fine till they start complaining about a lack of living space.

Yes it is and they are soft

 

[Sandhog308]

I used to feast on the tacos from Vias restaurant on Gordon Ave in olongapo.
The hot sauce made with boonie peppers would torch your sphincter the next day.

Had a joint in Olongapo called Papagayos that had a decent taco , mystery meat tasted alright when drunk and having a munchy

 

[Charger442]

If they're hard its a taco. If soft, theyre a burrito.

We just went over this.

ill be damned if im taking taco terminology class from a damn-near-Canadian Ben Affleck. Frickin yankees.

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Best Jerked Chicken Taco in Chicago with a limp shell. Now what?

way too much cilantro. you only over-cilantro things if you're trying to hide the taste of something else.

 

[fdkay]

Had a joint in Olongapo called Papagayos that had a decent taco , mystery meat tasted alright when drunk and having a munchy

I remember Papgayos, don't recall if I ever ate there.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Lapuapalooza]

The world is going to hell.
You all have way too much time on your hands.
That is all.