You can all just stop saying 'soft shell' taco

[TxWelder35]

A German guy goes to Taco Bell one fucking time and thinks he’s in charge of what a taco is now. Gtfohwts

hard tacos with fake ass ground beef, lettuce, tomato, fake ass cheese, mayo, and fire sauce are what uncultured Germans from utah think a taco is.

these are real tacos. Next time you are in the Texas/SW that has a Mexican food place attached to the Mexican tire shop with all Spanish words everywhere, and literally no one there speaks English, order a taco and tell me wtf you get.


you know, I may go get some tomorrow now that you’ve got tacos on my mind

 

[Anb618]

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Best Jerked Chicken Taco in Chicago with a limp shell. Now what?

Comes with a side of gunshot wound and they throw in a re-keyed Charger Hellcat on Taco Tuesdays…

Limited availability - depends on when their carjacker/supplier gets back from the suburbs.

 

[Tchitcherine]

This recipe is the authoritative 100% authentic Mexican taco.
That is all.

 

[clcustom1911]

It's ok.

His dick has a slight sun tan and now hes all mexican food connoisseur

First of all, I'm a Mexican food connoisseur because I dine on a Mexican taco which has a reasonable probability of stabbing me.

Secondly, how are you aware of my tan? You're definitely not on my selfie distribution list.

 

[Don-n-Texas]

Now I got to make a late night run to the border.

 

[isofahunter]

A German and culinary, LOL

 

[TheGerman]

A German guy goes to Taco Bell one fucking time and thinks he’s in charge of what a taco is now. Gtfohwts

hard tacos with fake ass ground beef, lettuce, tomato, fake ass cheese, mayo, and fire sauce are what uncultured Germans from utah think a taco is.

these are real tacos. Next time you are in the Texas/SW that has a Mexican food place attached to the Mexican tire shop with all Spanish words everywhere, and literally no one there speaks English, order a taco and tell me wtf you get.


you know, I may go get some tomorrow now that you’ve got tacos on my mind

Wait, are the @theLBC 's troll account?

Asking for a friend.

 

[TheGerman]

A German and culinary, LOL

Dont even get me started. Most Germans cant even make a Ziguenerschnitzel correctly.

If its not fucking literally submerged in the sauce, its not fucking right!

 

[Matches Malone]

Because if it has a soft shell, its a fucking burrito.

Enough of this transgendering food bullshit; if it has a hard crunchy shell, its a fucking taco. If its wrapped in something soft, its a fucking burrito. End of story.

Taco 'filler' in a soft wrap? Burrito. Just stop.

Fight me.



/letsgoBrandon

There is no such thing as a burrito or taco.

It has a protein blanketed bilaterally with a carb.

Its a sandwich.

#Letsgobrandon

 

[acudaowner]

'soft shell' taco ,' soft shell' taco , you don't need no stinking 'soft shell' taco . besides is taco bell even food I always though it was left over cat ? stringy chicken lol less than 3% real meat and still considered steak how .​

​

 

[forrestgump01]

'soft shell' taco ,' soft shell' taco , you don't need no stinking 'soft shell' taco . besides is taco bell even food I always though it was left over cat ? stringy chicken lol less than 3% real meat and still considered steak how .​

​

You shut your whore mouth......... I love me some nacho fries !

 

[Basher]

Isn’t mexican food like the same 5 ingredients in 20 different shapes anyway? Its not exactly creative…..

“What are ‘nah-chose?”

“NACHOS? It’s a cook tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables.”

“Hmm… well what is a ‘buh-ree-tow?’”

“It’s a tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables…”

“Oh. Well then, what is a ‘tow-stah-tah?”

“…A tortilla… w/ cheese, meat, and vegetables…”

“What is a-“

“Look, it’s ALL THE SAME!! Just say a Spanish word and I’ll bring you somethin’!”

-Jim Gaffigan

 

[TheGerman]

'soft shell' taco ,' soft shell' taco , you don't need no stinking 'soft shell' taco . besides is taco bell even food I always though it was left over cat ? stringy chicken lol less than 3% real meat and still considered steak how .​

​

Who is even talking about taco bell?

 

[TheGerman]

There is no such thing as a burrito or taco.

It has a protein blanketed bilaterally with a carb.

Its a sandwich.

#Letsgobrandon

Sigh.

Page 2 and here we are already.

It's closer to being a hero/hoagie than a sandwich though.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Did someone say “Taco” ?

 

[BJames]

Then why do the mexican’s (in mexico) call them tacos? Tourist trap?

 

[Alphatreedog]

Non Binary food Wrap .
Critical Taco Theory .
Flat Breaders .
Trans Taco .

 

[roostercogburn98]

Can we call them ED tacos

 

[Maser]

You aint a real man unless you eat all of these!

 

[supercorndogs]

A burrito is a form of large taco used for faster sale of undesirable meat.

Burrito means little donkey, but in fact, you get lots of donkey.

 

[db2000]

Snowhill, NC

 

[EddieNFL]

The best soft tacos (or whatever) I ever had were at a hole in the wall called Charlies' Tacos on BC Street outside Kadena AB, Okinawa. Other than those I like the crunchy shells.

Taco Bell is sewage in a wrapper...except the breakfast sausage crunch wrap....but sausage, eggs and potatoes aren't exactly unique to Mexico.

 

[FS1]

A hard burrito in a soft taco makes the world go round.

 

[supercorndogs]

Snowhill, NC
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Those are just fancy words for cat, dog, and donkey.

The tongue is good, but cavesa, I love a place with some good head meat. Some places just steam roasts and call it cavesa, it's not as good.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Sushi is a specific way of cooking rice. It has nothing to do with rolls or fish. I learned this by banging a hot Japanese chick.

Meanwhile, 'soft shell' tacos are actually burritos.

So what happens when a burrito is deep fried?

Is it still a Chimichanga or has it become a taco loaf?

 

[DukeGSP]

tacos are just nachos before the shell was broken.

 

[Steel head]

Torta Master Race.

 

[Steel head]

If a has a crunch shell it’s a gringo abomination!

@TheGerman impressed me with coffee but he shit the bed on

 

[remmynikon.308]

Went to some hipster taco place a while back, i got one of these, pretty damn good too
The Cousin of Vinnie
Seasoned Ground Beef, Tomato-Vodka Sauce, Mac N Cheese, White Cheddar, Tobacco Onions, Queso Cushion

 

[srtsam]

Best we ever had was at a beach cantina is San Pedro Belize. We still try to make our own rendition and fail horribly.

 

[502Chevelle]

Yall are taking me back in time. I was just a dumb ass white boy from NC, stationed in Coronado, living in Imperial Beach Ca. Had never even eaten Mexican food, and was thrown into "the zone". You could literally see Mexico from my house. The addiction came quick. Carne asada burritos from Los Panchos became a staple in my life as well as meals at Jaliscos. If you are ever in south San Diego, GO to Jaliscos down beside Imperial Beach. Now Im back in NC, but with the influx from the south we now have good food, but it was pretty freaking thin for years. Serious withdrawal. As for the argument, i dont even know where to start except to say, @TheGerman has too much time on his hands.

 

[NoDopes]

Best we ever had was at a beach cantina is San Pedro Belize. We still try to make our own rendition and fail horribly.

It's hard to replicate the flavor of the cat and it's local diet.

 

[NoDopes]

GO to Jaliscos down beside Imperial Beach. Now Im back in NC, but with the influx from the south we now have good food, but it was pretty freaking thin for years.

Understatement of the century.

 

[hlee]

Utah-ans know nothing about Mexican food. A burrito is made with a specific tortilla that is larger, and the ends are folded to contain the contents. A taco is made on a smaller tortilla, only folded in half, and the contents are free to fall from both ends, all over your hands, your plate, and you.

Only poors think that tacos begin and end with a crunchy corn shell. Change my mind.

 

[missed]

No it's a Flaccid taco.

 

[johnnyvw]

It's like a tostada...

 

[WaltHer]

El no. When Germans talk about what is/ain't Mexican food- that is some privileged appropriation!

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Ancient Chinese Proverb: to call things by their correct name is a sign of intelligence. Now, pass the fucking lo mein!

 

[uffduh]

Reminds of:

What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can’t marmalade your dick in a chick’s ass.

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

And fuggin' white people also came up with the Mexican Pizza and the Enchirrito at taco bell

To repeat Redmans...

Taco= corn tortilla
Burrito= flour tortilla

 

[Ric O'shay]

The Gordita and Chalupa want a part of this action, and are pissed.

 

[Rthur]

Soft shell taco.

R

 

[akmike47]

As a white person born around a bunch of Mexicans, some of y’all make me sad lol.

I’m the only white person who goes to my taco place, one lady won’t help you if you don’t order in Spanish. If I see white people at a taco place I leave. They don’t even have cheese near the tacos, and they judge you if you ask for it.

Speaking of not tacos, I could go for a papusa from the Honduran place.

 

[akmike47]

Reminds of:

What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can’t marmalade your dick in a chick’s ass.

Jelly rolls off the tongue better

 

[Slash0311]

Since I'm late to the party and didn't read everything up to this point, tacocat is all I've got to add.

 

[gimpy]

Comes with a side of gunshot wound and they throw in a re-keyed Charger Hellcat on Taco Tuesdays…

Limited availability - depends on when their carjacker/supplier gets back from the suburbs.

Comes with a side of gunshot wound and they throw in a re-keyed Charger Hellcat on Taco Tuesdays…

Limited availability - depends on when their carjacker/supplier gets back from the suburbs.

That doesn’t happen at the Jerk Chicken place. They’re all too worried about getting their food to worry about me…. Now the ride down the Dan Ryan and the couple blocks of a less than desirable neighborhood…. That’s where the action happens. Damn expressway has a “sniper” shooting commuters…

 

[Jgunner]

White people call burritos... wraps get it right, Kyle!

Mmmm, a nice kale wrap with just mayo inside.

 

[Jgunner]

Carne asada fries. Its like nachos, but better. Ymmv.

 

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Huh....never pictured @TheGerman to be the type of man who buys his salsa from New York City...

 

[rlsmith1]

letsgobrandon

 

[Inifinty]

Mmmm "Soft Shell" TACO