3 Truths and 1 Lie, SH edition

Which is the lie?

  • I once dated a female Olympic gold medalist

    Votes: 14 23.0%
  • I have a degree in both Accounting and Finance

    Votes: 22 36.1%
  • I can speak 3 languages

    Votes: 11 18.0%
  • My furthest hit was somewhere around 7 kilometers

    Votes: 14 23.0%

  • Total voters
    61
If you never dated a female Olympic gold medalist but banged a chick in Olympia WA who wore a gold chain. Uh, I can program in a few languages... Fuck where's none of the above
 
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fluent in language? or just able to ask for el bano and a cervesa?
I once dated a female Olympic gold medalist = she medaled in the 1950's, best gum job ever​
I can speak 3 languages = I can order a beer and find out the avg cost of a hooker, lady of the night​
My furthest hit was somewhere around 7 kilometers = pulling the string on the 155mm was the only thing the 13Bs let me do​
 
*Gold medal*

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does pig English and gibberish when drunk count as other languages ?
the only thing I can brag about girl I've dated wise is they were all females and all still breathing .
have never seen a place to see 7km let along have anything to shoot that far I thought Kansas with it's 3,600 yard range was what heaven must look like but 7k that's just too much for my want to shoot farther and farther to handle like looking straight into a black hole it just boggles my mind .