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Maggie’s A peanut Funny

johnmac

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Full Member
Minuteman
Apr 28, 2007
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a man walks into a bar. He is the only patron there.
orders a drink from the bartender, they go about their business
suddenly a small voice says, you have a very nice tie
the man looks around and finds no one
the small voice says you have very nice shoes also
the man is spooked starts looking under tables and pushing chairs around to find who is hiding there
the bartender comes back over to see if he can be of help\
the man tells about the voice
the bartender says "That's just the peanuts. They are complimentary!"