A woman walks into a store, and asks the man at the counter; "Where are the batteries?" He replies; "Come this way." (while gesturing with his finger for her to follow). She responds; "If I could come that way I wouldn't need the batteries."
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A woman walks into a card store.
She is looking at valintine's day cards and the clerk walks over. "May I help you Mame"
I'm looking for a special card, she replys.
The clerk is showing her their assortment when the lady says "No I'm looking for a very special one"
The clerk winks and goes behind the counter and gives her a card.
It says "Happy Valentines Day, To the man who got my cherry"
That's perfect the lady say's...I'll take a dozen"
A woman walks into a card store.
She is looking at valintine's day cards and the clerk walks over. "May I help you Mame"
I'm looking for a special card, she replys.
The clerk is showing her their assortment when the lady says "No I'm looking for a very special one"
The clerk winks and goes behind the counter and gives her a card.
It says "Happy Valentines Day, To the man who got my cherry"
That's perfect the lady say's...I'll take a dozen"
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