I’m a former Marine Corps grunt, if you give me a sharpie I’m gonna draw erect dicks on something.
The fact AI invented Keyslot and it’s shaped like a dick is pretty much their way of saying they love grunts, and they’ve taken the time to decorate a rifle with dicks all over it already. This saves me valuable time to draw dicks on everything else.
Now AI just needs to write “Wagner loves cock” on the chassis, and between the dicks all over it already and a reference to Wagner and his cock loving ways I can have a rifle that pretty much looks like the inside of a porta-shitter in Iraq circa 2004.
Perfection.