our man cant rely on flimsy fabric to keep himself concealed....WHAT IF IT RIPS!.....the thots will see his lily white skin and his position will be exposed....
thats why our boy went full bore and got camouflage tattooed over his entire body
Shit, why didn't I think of this? Probably because my greasy ass would still shine... It'd be nice for the face and hands though. Less shit to deal with in the field and it really shows you're dedicated. That guy that used to IMT up and down the barracks hall (he learned it from the CSM) ain't got shit on this guy.
Just tape over them? Why is this so hard? Are your face and hands covered 100% of the time? They'll give you away much faster than fobbit bullet window will.
Also, please post a picture of you in your scout gear so we can help determine other areas needing rectification.
You know I feel 'ya, but in all respect here, I can just imagine the OP is a 19yo kid, fucking Hooah and hell, but being told by a NC Star Pro Staff member guising as a team leader (been there, seen that) that this shit is important. FWIW, I've seen a motherfucker make a big deal out of Armor-All'ing goddamn pro masks. Talk about a "!" Geezus Christ moment.
We used to have this shit called "bowlfage" and it was a removeable camo paint. It had it's uses, I liked it.
I'd worry more about numbering the goddamn things and weeding out the ones that don't work as time goes on. Get a dope book and learn your rifle. Stop worrying about shit that won't happen.
I'd smell or hear your nasty ass long before I saw a glint anyway. Bet that NC Star Pro Staff Team Member didn't tell you not to heat up MRE's and leave the peanut butter behind, did he? Operate downwind. Don't step on shit that goes crunch. Don't let your cadence sound like a disgusting ass 2 legged mope in the woods. Don't silhouette at sunrise. All this shit is far more important, or was for me.
And OP, keep a thick skin, you'll learn shit from old timers around here and be fucking with noobs and calling out their dumb shit in no time.
Half these motherfuckers probably spent their first two months on post looking for impact area keys or trying to get exhaust samples out of Bradley vehicles anyway. FWIW, those keys do exist...