Asian Massage Parlors Bust In Florida Lands 21 Women In Jail
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Aren't they just working their way through college?...
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Why? The steam and cream keeps them from working outside in bad weather. Or is this a rub and tug?
Funny military story. I got to Osan AFB about the same time they closed the on-base Steam and Cream. It was the place where officers and old E-8's and 9's went to get a sauna, rub and tug. The new base chaplain went for a rub and the girl went to work on the tug and he balked. She told him, "No Worries.................................Chaplain always free." He was a bit flummoxed and left with his blue balls safe in his pants. Apparently, he wasn't a Baptist or Catholic.
On that note, they decided it had to go.
Funny military story. I got to Osan AFB about the same time they closed the on-base Steam and Cream. It was the place where officers and old E-8's and 9's went to get a sauna, rub and tug. The new base chaplain went for a rub and the girl went to work on the tug and he balked. She told him, "No Worries.................................Chaplain always free." He was a bit flummoxed and left with his blue balls safe in his pants. Apparently, he wasn't a Baptist or Catholic.
On that note, they decided it had to go.
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Know a guy that got likkered up on a golf trip in Myrtle Beach. He figured hell I'm going to try an asian massage parlor. Gets to the end of the "rub" and had a severe case of likker dick. Older asian woman "massage therapist" held his wee wee like a mushroom and was smacking the palm of her other hand on it saying "you no make hahd...I can do nothing with this, you no make hahd" Pretty much spit out my beer and pissed in my pants to hear him tell the story.
So one of the women were illegals that crossed the border with the help of the cartels, hmmmm. I've always wondered why those wanting to come here don't just get a tourist visa , ride a bus across the border and just not go back , seems alot easier that risking crossing the border by swimming the Rio grande.
Yanky cranky, then massage parlors and then own your own donut shop, it's a right of passage
I love sherrif Grady but cmon man...leave the rub n tugs alone. Let the truckers and dudes who can't get pussy bust a nut.
Goddamnit, team red was doing so good this week. Are you telling me the Tampa area has worked its way through aalllll of its crime and all there is left is some rub-&-tug parlors?
I guess they couldn't find any illegal fucking squirrels to kill.
Just cross beta tracks…or try My House Up, the Golden Gate or others I no longer recall.
No shit right?
He has more important things to do right now, like throwing leftists out of helicopters
There was an awesome parlor just outside Fort Lewis.....I mean, thats what I heard 
Plenty in Tucson too. Just sayin.There was an awesome parlor just outside Fort Lewis.....I mean, thats what I heard
I'd say there are a lot better things they could be doing with the police.
But hey it's an easy bust with no danger and they get to brag about how they are "improving the morals of the community" or some such B.S.
But hey it's an easy bust with no danger and they get to brag about how they are "improving the morals of the community" or some such B.S.
Oddly, several of the officers suddenly had to go home sick once they heard the location of the bust. Stomach bug going around from lunch I heard.
Easy Rider in Aragon Alley for the warmup, the Gate at 8, Torch 9 at 9pm and My House up at 10pm if you were looking for the pack of trouble makers. Swing in for a Snake Shot at Mama's to send yourself into drunken oblivion. I think there were 58 bars outside the gate when I was there.
Miss Lee McDonald's for a mystery burger on the way home. Then take two Tylenol and pound some water before bed and stumble into work at 0600 to look around the room and see the same fuckers you left in the bar at 1am all standing there drinking a Baccus D and trying to lose their buzz before work starts.
Sound familar?
100% .
Reina J’s , Banatos Orleans House Silver and Gold Shipwrecks , Devil Dogs , the drinking tattoo Jack shack marathon for a 4 mile stretch outside the main gate of Lejeune
The local health department should definitely be paying attention to other local places changing hands soon. That happens quite often after busts. Source my wife who works for a local health department.
Vaguely, but it’s been over 30 years plus, you know, Soju. I remember Miss Kim’s egg burger cart. Eat one on the way to barracks, save one for breakfast.
Town patrol still roust you out at 0200?
For a government that goes out of its way on the separation of church and state they sure do have a lot of laws on morality.
It's none of their business what happens between two consenting adults behind closed doors
It's none of their business what happens between two consenting adults behind closed doors
