Biff Bingo

TOPO-sniper

Sergeant
Minuteman
Dec 2, 2004
240
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League City, TX
It has been 20 years, and SniperCJ probably knows all about this, but holy shit I have not laughed this hard in years. I did a little skydiving this past weekend, and since it had been 20 years I owed a couple cases of beer to the sky-gods.

Late Saturday when the the last load was manifested, we cracked the coolers and had a few adult beverages. That's when one of the guys came out with a clipboard taking a buck from each person asking for their "number".

That "number" was your guess how many jumpers on the last load would not at least make a standard standup landing, or Biff. The person who guesses right gets the cash just like bingo.

So add a couple beers and everyone is out on the edge of the landing area cheering for their victims, first jumper comes screaming in doing a killer swoop...crowd cheer goes up until Joe Swooper nails it for a perfect turf surf and stand up landing...and a huge sad "awwwwwwwwww" sweeps the crowd, which goes on for all 12 jumpers.

God I've missed partying with skydivers.