Maggie’s Blonde Joke

Shanghai McCoy

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  • Jan 25, 2013
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    An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'
     
    A pregnant blonde, a pregnant brunette, and a pregnant red-head are all sitting around talking about their pregnancies when the brunette said, "I'm going to have a boy!"

    The others asked, "how do you know" to which the brunette replied, "because I was on top".

    The red-head then said, "I'm going to have a girl then because I was on bottom".

    All of a sudden the Blonde starts crying and said, "I'm going to have puppies"!