BREAKING: Another person sets himself on fire in front of the White House.

[Blue Sky Country]

05/29/2019 app. 12:27 PM

Man "engulfed in flames" before being doused by police and Secret Service agents. "Condition unknown" at this time.

All surrounding streets are closed as investigation continues.

Man lights himself on fire on The Ellipse south of White House, Secret Service says

A man lit himself on fire in a park outside the White House on Wednesday, prompting a large emergency response, according to officials.

www.foxnews.com

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[ArmyJerry]

Hahahaha. Fucking loving this. Someone check on emo boy

 

[pmclaine]

And his point was?

Guess he graduated from breath holding.

He took that dose of pain like a South Vietnamese monk for certain.

 

[j-huskey]

Now, all we need us Melania saying, " I may shock some by saying I would buy these provacatuers 10 times more gas if it were Ronald, Chuck, and Nancy, and I would clap my hands at seeing another democratic barbecue show, because one cannot be responsible for the madness of others".
"Let them burn and we 'will' clap our hands."



I really dont think any general is going to take D out of church for a ride in an APC, just sayin..

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Assuming that he lives through this, he's really going to regret this every second of his life from now on. Burns are no joking matter at all, and this motherfucker's done cooked away about 85% of his skin, from the looks of it. If anybody thinks their day is going badly, just give that shit a peep...

 

[Stevo86]

If he didn’t die from this, he most certainly will wish he did. What an idiot

 

[Centuriator]

Blackened lives matter

 

[Stevo86]

I’m honestly surprised he could walk around as long as he did.

 

[TxWelder35]

Pretty impressive to have stood up the entire time. Wonder if he was wearing a fire suite.

 

[Centuriator]

I’m honestly surprised he could walk around as long as he did.

I think he had a special effects burn suit on. No way he could run and walk that far while on fire like that. Or he was hopped up on pain meds.

 

[Stevo86]

It looks like he has some sort of suit on

 

[W54/XM-388]

I'd go with drugged out of his mind.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I think he had a special effects burn suit on. No way he could run and walk that far while on fire like that. Or he was hopped up on pain meds.

If he did, that'll be the most pussy ass shit ever done in the name of attention whoring. Story is being updated continuously so we should find out soon...

 

[FS1]

If it were Nancy they may not have put it out.

 

[Rthur]

Hole lee shit, that is commitment.
This needs a hashtag#
Line them up and bring the marshmallows.

R

 

[Dougie308]

No shit. If he's alive he's going to wish he wasn't for a long time.

Assuming that he lives through this, he's really going to regret this every second of his life from now on. Burns are no joking matter at all, and this motherfucker's done cooked away about 85% of his skin, from the looks of it. If anybody thinks their day is going badly, just give that shit a peep...

 

[oneshot86]

wow, someone really hot under the collar

what a ma roon

 

[Mwalex]

Meh, stupid is as stupid does.

 

[Redmanss]

 

[pmclaine]

Pretty impressive to have stood up the entire time. Wonder if he was wearing a fire suite.

Id say it was a suit on fire.

Laconic humor aside.....I hope that guy finds some sort of peace for what ails him.

Not at the expense of my Republic or freedom though.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

What we really need are more common sense accelerant laws...

 

[pmclaine]

It looks like he has some sort of suit on

A Tunisian setting himself on fire set off the "Arab Spring"

Beware a false flag to tug at our heart strings for the poor immolated man upset by MAGA.

 

[Mwalex]

 

[Maser]

I’m honestly surprised he could walk around as long as he did.

That's not long at all really. I once saw a monk or whatever it was do this in front of a huge crowd of people and he was just casually walking back and forth and when he was finally put out, like 90% of his clothes were gone from the fire and his skin totally gray. He died later on at the hospital from I'm guessing heat stroke because he lasted a long time.

 

[pmclaine]

I think he had a special effects burn suit on. No way he could run and walk that far while on fire like that. Or he was hopped up on pain meds.

Got to think second or third breath would have ended the ability to transfer oxygen and passing out would quickly follow.

 

[pmclaine]

If it was Stephen Colbert is it okay for me to laugh heartily?

 

[Mwalex]

If it was Stephen Colbert is it okay for me to laugh heartily?

 

[Maser]

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

Laughing, I pray the fuck dies that way it will be one less FSA sucking from the public tit. Given our luck we'll have to pay all the fucks med bills until he gets well enough to hire a ambulance chaser, to sue us for his injury's.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

The White House and every major city should have free protest zones where they pump in pure O2. Frickin hippies can self compost at an unprecedented rate.

 

[Nik H]

Any word as to what in particular got him too hot to handle

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

He had a burning issue, that's for sure.

 

[Inifinty]

Could be wrong but I dont think its a suit.

The joints are going to immediately swell to prevent proper articulation and create the suit walk effect.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

He was just trying to give the president his new mixtape.

 

[Centuriator]

I just saw some high resolution close-ups...he was not wearing a suit. Dude torched himself good and propper.

 

[ArmyJerry]

I hope he dies but not for a few weeks and they put a web cam up.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

More clear image...Yep, he done fucked himself pretty bad.

 

[memyselfi]

 

[Rthur]

If it was Stephen Colbert is it okay for me to laugh heartily?

While I second that thought, Colbert would do well to see/read this:

R

 

[diverdon]

Am I the only one who thinks the SS agent with the fire extinguisher should be fired?

 

[earthtrekker1775]

Am I the only one who thinks the SS agent with the fire extinguisher should be fired?

He is trying to preserve and protect... that expensive lawn.

 

[diverdon]

He is trying to preserve and protect... that expensive lawn.

Just set a few bricks and make it a fire ring.

 

[Maser]

Just set a few bricks and make it a fire ring.

Maybe bring some Trump steaks to cook.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Am I the only one who thinks the SS agent with the fire extinguisher should be fired?

If anything, that fire extinguisher probably fucked that guy up even more. Dry chemical on burned/destroyed skin...That's like taking a load of birdshot at mid range.

 

[TheGerman]

I just don't even care.

 

[Centuriator]

What got him so hot and bothered?

I think we will learn he was suffering from mental illness.

 

[acudaowner]

was it another dim ? spontaneous combusting dims would be a good thing if i had marshmallows and a couple of sticks to poke them with and yard chairs to sit and watch he is to wishing all the dims and socialists would follow this trend

 

[diverdon]

What got him so hot and bothered?

I think we will learn he was suffering from mental illness.

So are millions who do not set themselves on fire.

 

[Maser]

If anything, that fire extinguisher probably fucked that guy up even more. Dry chemical on burned/destroyed skin...That's like taking a load of birdshot at mid range.

Didn't even think of that. Dry ice hurts bad enough on normal skin let alone charred!

 

[Foul Mike]

Put him out with CO/2-- and hold the CO/2 cloud over him for at least 5 minutes so the flames don't spread. End of problem, all got what they wanted. Don't set the ground around you on fire.

Stop---Drop---and Roll--- If you catch on FIRE.

God Bless ALL of our Fire Fighters.

I know you are here, there, and everywhere. FM