Can Someone Break This Down Into "Tactical Retard Speak" For Me?

[Veer_G]

Since we've been reminded pretty strongly recently that we're "tactical retards," would someone with a better command of standard English mind helping out?

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/real-time/Sniper-strip-club-Philadelphia-march-28-2017.html

Oh, Magnus, do come back and enlighten us some more, please?!

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Seeing as nothing actually happened, but the headlines are going to be racing around the country regarding this "scary crisis".... all one with intelligence can say out loud is that this is a devious scheme to change the thoughts and views of the general public.

The 'scareder they are' leaves greater room for those in power (or ASSUMING power) to 'garner control and authority'.


I'm not saying I have a 'better command of standard English', as you'd requested. I just have a lesser penchant for suffering fools than most, and don't have a problem calling a spade a shovel.

 

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Strip club at 6:00...?

I mean, i love me some girls putting themselves through college........but no one likes the day squad......


But to break it down for you veer.....

The 1800 op went redneck after the operator failed to neutralize the tango at ELR. Tango engaged evasive manuvers and and was able to seek cover behind a tacticly placed barricade of silicone and regret

 

[diverdon]

Sounds like her pimp thought she was holding out.

 

[SubOptimal]

Some fool with a rifle does not a sniper make. Neither does firing from a concealed position. Missing twice at a relatively short distance merely proves the point.

 

[Veer_G]

Some fool with a rifle does not a sniper make. Neither does firing from a concealed position. Missing twice at a relatively short distance merely proves the point.

No, but they love that word, don't they?

 

[TheGerman]

Someone didn't figure out what a barrier blind projectile was.

 

[Tucker301]

Minute of pickup from a nearby building, unsuppressed, and leaving evidence? Oh yeah, definitely a sniper.

 

[buffalowinter]

Maybe he doesn't like pick-ups.
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