Re: Can you add to this?
two squirts and a followup dollop of orange marinade tasting cigarette or cigar ashe that had to have been kept in a special container lined with either aluminum foil or garlic & cloves because it tasted nothing like orange and he noticed he had green teeth when he looked in the mirror but he was especially glad that it did not damage his small, yes pocketsized, version of "Why Some People Must Turn Forum Threads Into Useless Banter About Wangs and Urine," by Gunfighter14e2, which got pretty good reviews in the NonChristian Science Monitor, US Newds and Whirl Report, Sprechen de Latina, two foreign news guides that told mainly of the capitalist-like conditions in places like America, and a large foldout handbook he had never seen, made especially for him, that was written by an old jarhead who drinks too much coffee (and is thus effected greatly at the end of the workday) and of which an expressly written opinion said that he may never attain his old seat again but that his wife had a chance as long as no realized who really had killed that guy Vince or looked hard into what her senior thesis had said when in college because that could scare the public; but, anyway, what was worse was his teeth because although they had been green, they now turned a putrid chartreuse color that scared Monica's brother - Honkus Lewinsky - and in turn he jumped up and took off runnin' and by lowering his head was able to run through the cell doors to freedom, but only for a moment, because he was soon struck down by a AMC Pacer, which had been turned into a passion purple colored lowrider and was full of teenagers that were groovin to that song by that new band "Meatloaf," and when the teens saw the smashed guts and brain matter, they immediately began to hum a mournful version of Pink Floyd's "A Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Togehter in a Cave and Groovin with a Pict" --which is a funeral dirge in some parts of Northwestcentral Pennsylvania, if hummed or whistled-- and when he came out a second later to make his own escape, his small, not yet fully ripened pea sized brain took it all in and two words escaped his lips...
