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(well it's been alomst a year for this thread so here we go again)

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the ninja midget invasion took everyone by surprise. Fortunately Shankster and his platoon of hefties saved the day. When they were done there was nothing left but a pile of little bones and an empty 5 gallon tub of mayonnaisse. As Shankster gathered his hefties and road of into the sunset.............
 
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only to ride up on 3 weary travelers who said they were on the trail of two hobbits. They shrieked in hooror when told what befell the hoard of midgets back at the ranch. Shankster told them they were free to go dig through the pile of bones and gave them an old Pontiac to speed their journey. Just then the wizard Veer G appeared in a white turban and a snow white jogging suit......
 
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anyone else in the congregation will appreciate what I had to go through in order to get this sermon ready for today. So, I asked the director of the women's choir for her opinion. She said that she would only give an honest opinion if I could insure that the two hobbits and pack of midgets would show up at her house with a case of 20 year old single malt Scotch, and she would take care of things from there.

The next day, she told me that after the group of them drank a couple of bottles of the Scotch, things started to get interesting. She said that the midgets and hobbits decided to...
 
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the end of the Arby's 5 for $5 sale. As she was planning her evil take over of Arby's she was distracted by the sound of 4 Green Bay Packer fans and a donkey.............
 
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sex toys. Two Chinese dildo salesmen (Wang and Dong) said the pink mushroom was the rarest sex toy in China and the only people allowed to own one had to...........
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">65nut's boyfriend. Inogame said he couldnt make it cause he had a injury still healing, he got it while.... </div></div>

grunting down on Lexington Steele's 12 inch beefbat
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maelek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">holy friggin 26 pages </div></div>

And 8 1/2 years in the making.
 
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just returning from BronyCon with a bunch of new T-shirts for his Brony pals. Meanwhile up on the roof top Veer was surveying the situation through his spotting scope and saw........
 
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Saw chuck Norris spin kicking and cart wheeling torwards all the ruckus. With a sniper rifle strapped to his back but as soon as he raised the rifle with the look of confusion he realized he can't do every thing and long range shooting is not for him so with a feeling of failure he began to.....
 
A thorny motivator, to the leprechaun.
Now seeing a chance to make everything right, he hit the button on his Sat-phone and called the Pentagon. Little did he realize the voice on the other end was none other than,.......
 
A Muslim infiltrator who had taken over the White House and had control of the Pentagon as well. Just then the bomb went off and,,,,
 
Bloomburg has a psychic epiphany and tells all the Nu Yolkers to arm and protect themselves. Stands on the corner at Times square handing out CCW's while....