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Can't make this shit up. (Home invasion story)

KJMOC

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May 6, 2011
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Breaks into home to use bathroom... Flees with pants down... Falls down stairs... Dies.

http://www.4029tv.com/r/27825667/detail.html

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">AYETTEVILLE, Ark. -- A homeless man was dead after a woman discovered him inside her Fayetteville apartment, which was in a house that had been broken up into several apartments. Fayetteville police said John Standridge entered the woman's apartment to use the bathroom.
She told police she found him and screamed. She said Standridge then ran out of the room with his pants around his ankles, tripped and fell down the stairs and died.
A downstairs neighbor met him at a liquor store and invited Standridge back to the house to stay the night so he wouldn't have to sleep outside. The neighbor got drunk then went to bed. He gave Standridge a blanket and pillow and said he could sleep on the couch.
The neighbor said he thinks Standridge was intoxicated and got confused about which apartment was which and mistakenly entered the woman's apartment. He said Standridge was a nice guy and thought he had "met a new friend."
The coroner found the cause of death to be consistent with a fall down the stairs, but the body was sent to the Arkansas Crime Lab for more testing.

Read more: http://www.4029tv.com/news/27825667/detail.html#ixzz1LzchsImE</div></div>
 
Re: Can't make this shit up. (Home invasion story)

<span style="font-weight: bold">HOME INVASION STORY</span>

Damn...I was expecting the usual "masked men with high power weapons and duct tape assault and terrorize innocent family", etc.

Instead I get "friendly old homeless man who was a bit intoxicated accidentally enters wrong apartment to use bathroom"


Thats some good titling there! You should work for FoxNews or MSNBC.
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Re: Can't make this shit up. (Home invasion story)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Keyser Söze</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">HOME INVASION STORY</span>

Damn...I was expecting the usual "masked men with high power weapons and duct tape assault and terrorize innocent family", etc.

Instead I get "friendly old homeless man who was a bit intoxicated accidentally enters wrong apartment to use bathroom"


Thats some good titling there! You should work for FoxNews or MSNBC.
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I generally copy and paste the actual article title but the one from drudge was too long to fit in the thread title space provided. So I used my limited imagination.