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Big Game Hunting Help needed - $1 (Mountains of Ga.)
Big GAme Hunting Help needed
Two of my friends and I have grown bored with large game hunting here. There just isn't any real sense of adventure and very little danger. We have tried drunk tree stand hunting but it just isn't as exhilarating as we planned.
The three of us got to thinking at church Sunday that maybe we need to take it to the next level and hunt the most dangerous game.
Before you start lecturing and preaching on the moral dilemma that this poses; we factored in the cost of grizzly bear, polar bear, and big cat hunting here in the US; but we just can't afford it. Yes we know that would be the simplest solution but in this economic time period we must not be too outrageous after all big game hunting is expensive initially and money is tight.
Our plan now involves either the homeless, we have spoken to a few and they haven't been too receptive even when we said that they could be armed with a single shot .410 shotgun and have five rounds of birdshot , or maybe find someone we could compensate here on Craigslist.
We are looking for someone who isn't in the best physical condition as two of us are fat and get winded easily so chasing someone is totally out. We also don't want someone who isn't really good at field craft or hiding as our goal is, after all, having a successful hunt. We plan on doing this at night so it ought to be a white guy. . .please don't call us racists as we would like to hunt a black dude but just not at night. It would be as fair to us as hunting an albino in the snow.
Our plan would be to dress you up in some really thick clothes and one of our old football helmets (its bright green but we can find some spray paint) and agree to only shoot at you from like a hundred yards.
The three of us would like to meet and discuss your compensation; it will be much more generous than the 34 cans of Busch Light, a grocery cart with only one bad wheel, and a pair of size 7.5 running shoes that we made to the homeless.
PM me if you are interested.
FYI I checked with the game wardens and we won't need a license or big game tags for this.
• Location: Mountains of Ga.
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Big Game Hunting Help needed - $1 (Mountains of Ga.)
Big GAme Hunting Help needed
Two of my friends and I have grown bored with large game hunting here. There just isn't any real sense of adventure and very little danger. We have tried drunk tree stand hunting but it just isn't as exhilarating as we planned.
The three of us got to thinking at church Sunday that maybe we need to take it to the next level and hunt the most dangerous game.
Before you start lecturing and preaching on the moral dilemma that this poses; we factored in the cost of grizzly bear, polar bear, and big cat hunting here in the US; but we just can't afford it. Yes we know that would be the simplest solution but in this economic time period we must not be too outrageous after all big game hunting is expensive initially and money is tight.
Our plan now involves either the homeless, we have spoken to a few and they haven't been too receptive even when we said that they could be armed with a single shot .410 shotgun and have five rounds of birdshot , or maybe find someone we could compensate here on Craigslist.
We are looking for someone who isn't in the best physical condition as two of us are fat and get winded easily so chasing someone is totally out. We also don't want someone who isn't really good at field craft or hiding as our goal is, after all, having a successful hunt. We plan on doing this at night so it ought to be a white guy. . .please don't call us racists as we would like to hunt a black dude but just not at night. It would be as fair to us as hunting an albino in the snow.
Our plan would be to dress you up in some really thick clothes and one of our old football helmets (its bright green but we can find some spray paint) and agree to only shoot at you from like a hundred yards.
The three of us would like to meet and discuss your compensation; it will be much more generous than the 34 cans of Busch Light, a grocery cart with only one bad wheel, and a pair of size 7.5 running shoes that we made to the homeless.
PM me if you are interested.
FYI I checked with the game wardens and we won't need a license or big game tags for this.
• Location: Mountains of Ga.
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
