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Breakfast on the farm
Evening snack for this guy
He can’t hang with dad drinking beer while camping
Evening snack for this guy
He can’t hang with dad drinking beer while camping
Don’t talk about your mom like that!Woah! What are they feeding javelinas these days?!
Or do, the rest of the county does
Gornergrat Station, Matterhorn in background
I witnessed the dumbest deer in the world today.
2PM. Mid match, a deer wanders onto a PRS match. Later it comes back and stands on the range while 10 stages of fire are going on. Literally stands there for 2 min while 10 rifles (most with brakes) try and dodge that jailbait.
Woulda made a tasty BBQ post march
2PM. Mid match, a deer wanders onto a PRS match. Later it comes back and stands on the range while 10 stages of fire are going on. Literally stands there for 2 min while 10 rifles (most with brakes) try and dodge that jailbait.
Woulda made a tasty BBQ post march
I guess you missed the photo Frank took of you. You camo it well but in the end youre just a ugly little toad.
Ah taking other people's photos instead of the story this time. Nice switch up.
Wow, Im amazed at how weak and small you are. Making all this fuss over a joke that everyone else enjoyed and laughed at. Have you ever considered professional help, perhaps a Psychiatrist? We could start a 'Go Fund Me' collection. It must be miserable to be you, get some help, little guy.
This will be my last post on this, we've dirtied up Frank's great thread enough.
Story turned "joke" when caught....fraud, liar, cuck.
Nah, bathroom valve replacement went well, life's good.
Bye Francis.
@Maggot
@AngryKoala
Will you two get a fucking room and stop garbaging up this thread that many of us actually fucking enjoyed.
FFS
@AngryKoala
Will you two get a fucking room and stop garbaging up this thread that many of us actually fucking enjoyed.
FFS
Had 6 deer walk down the berm in basic training, with about 60 M16s going off.
Didn't phase them a bit, even when guys started shooting at them. With all the ROs and DIs yelling cease fire, it took a while for the shooting to stop.
Two weeks ago a kingfisher landed on my target board with a fish in its mouth enjoying the rising sun and probably thinking how good breakfast was going to be,
I was like fuck it I’m shooting and took my shot.
Thing didn’t flinch or care bullet was two feet low of him and right to hit my target but you’d think noise, the bullet impact the board and the dirt flying forward from the berm impact would have caused him to fly.
Didn’t give a shit.
I think it was a HoneyBadger Kingfisher.
I was like fuck it I’m shooting and took my shot.
Thing didn’t flinch or care bullet was two feet low of him and right to hit my target but you’d think noise, the bullet impact the board and the dirt flying forward from the berm impact would have caused him to fly.
Didn’t give a shit.
I think it was a HoneyBadger Kingfisher.
"This will be my last post on this, we've dirtied up Frank's great thread enough."
I did and mentioned exactly that as why. I didnt initiate the shit slinging, I passed along a joke everyone else enjoyed. If it continues, its 100% on him.
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Always thought Modoc county would be "tolerable".
My families place in northern Michigan. 5000 acres of peace and quiet!
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@Lowlight , If this one doesnt distract you...
WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME when buying a security device for a loved one.
Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Dana what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Leo looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Leo (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. He is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a singlet with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Taser in another.
The directions said that:
a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and
a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with his head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I AM CERTAIN I JUST MET JESUS!!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Taser,
one note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
· My bent reading glasses were on the top of the TV.
· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
· I had no control over the drooling.
· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
Maggot out.
That hurt just reading it.
Modoc is quite nice. I'm in Trinity.....the least populated County in this commie shit hole. I love the geography....but man do I hate the politics.
The lake in the first picture that I responded about is about a half mile directly behind my dogs head.
Yeah... GF lives in Costa Mesa and I am always glad to get back to Arkansas and normal folk!
I used to catch those horny toads under my grandfathers crawl space in Ft. Worth. Took them back to Illinois and sold them to a pet store for $5 each. He died in '64 so........ a long time ago.
Picture i took with my phone a couple years ago.
It is a China rockfish. Caught two and had to release them as they cannot be kept. Caught six types of fish that day, ling cod, black rockfish, greenling, copper rockfish, cabezon (season opens July 1st) and the China.
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