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1J04

1J04

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    • Aug 7, 2011
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    #1
    Today I was actually going to get some shit done. Actually went so far as to lie to family and friends regarding my intentions. Still uncertain as to how I'm suppose to feel about that. Watching a hunting show with 2 girls in a box blind. lol i sed box blind. All I want them to do is kiss. That would be so hot.
    More later. Man i really hope they kiss.
     
    #3
    So what is your RX right now?

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    #4
    1J04 said:
    Today I was actually going to get some shit done. Actually went so far as to lie to family and friends regarding my intentions. Still uncertain as to how I'm suppose to feel about that. Watching a hunting show with 2 girls in a box blind. lol i sed box blind. All I want them to do is kiss. That would be so hot.
    More later. Man i really hope they kiss.
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    I'm guessing it's going to cost more than the $50 you gave them to go into the blind with you in the first place.

    Edit: just read your post more carefully and saw you're just watching a friggin show. Whisky Tango Foxtrot 1J04, you get brought up by a single mother or something? Ask your wife if she has a sister or something. Or take Alphatreedog's advice. But if you're getting off watching a hunting show I hope a jerky commercial comes on just as you're about to...
     
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    #11
    Dear Journal,

    My Peeps on SH are turning against me. It's like they're reading my thoughts. I don't know how I'm suppose to feel about that. I don't think any of them have the Outdoor Channel or are willing to explain their experience's of unclean thoughts. I'll let them know Dish Network and Directv both have a la carte scheduling. I'm certain this alone will bring them back into favor. I think it prudent not to bring up any discussion regarding unclean thoughts, most of them are practicing this habit to my utter disgust. lol, i sed utter. More later when time permits.........
     
    #13
    Tucker301 said:
    I watched the same channel yesterday and all I saw was two dudes in a blind together. I'm just saying.
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    That's not true, I swear it. Wait. Am I talking to my Journal, or someone has access to my Journal and I'm answering the voices I'm hearing? So weird. Not to be redundant Journal, but I'm not certain how, oh fuck it. More later.........
     
    #17
    A1 Is the bomb. I know right?............ Dog.thinking ...I wish I was blind right about now.
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    #18
    princesspicklebunny said:
    A1 Is the bomb. I know right?............ Dog.thinking ...I wish I was blind right about now.
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    I actually speak dog as well I am Alphatreedoggy and that dog is thinkin that if I had to guide for any of you sick bastards I'd drag your ass right out into traffic . He's also thinkin man I could be home lickin the shit outta little Elvis right now .
     
    #19
    Happy Monday Journal.

    Well, it happened again on the Hide. The torment continues. I've now been disrobed and sporting rainbow Unicorn Tattoo's around my nipples while sporting a speedo, while laying in the water. It's not really me, it's my egg imposed, no, PhotoShopped Bitches, to a disgusting pot bellied, no dong pack'n weirdo. I actually look pretty good in this one, but I'm not gonna feed the antagonist. I've always said this, mainly to just me since nobody will listen anyhow, but it's not easy being me. I'm looking forward to better days shared with better people. The World can be so cruel.
    So depressed now. Gotta go.

    Oh, oh, oh, forgot. Found out a cool bit o info regarding that Chicken question I've been trying to get an answer to. Whodduah thunk?

    More later. But right now, it's back to my peeps. :cool:



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    #20
    I'm dying here.
    I am sorry brother, but that was by far some of my best work to date. Usually I have to play with colors and lighting to get it somewhere near believable, but this Vienna packing son of a bitch and you have the exact same skin tones. They say we all have a doppelganger somewhere out there. I'm guessing other features are "in the ballpark"?

    I found that tattoo and I was moving it around.... Belly?.. nope. Thigh?... maybe?
    And then the epiphany, like God was speaking to Moses over 4G LTE!
    The eyes! The nipples! Now do the other side to match! LMAO!!



    Then, finally.... the hermit crab meme.

    Thanks for making this a great Monday, buddy! :p:cool::D



    Consolation: You weren't the only one to get that one. Local buddy runs a restaurant, and he got the same treatment. I'm going to be eating lunch there tomorrow, so I just want to Comey this out there in the public spaces, just in case I wake up dead Wednesday.

     
    #21
    Tucker301 said:
    I'm dying here.
    I am sorry brother, but that was by far some of my best work to date. Usually I have to play with colors and lighting to get it somewhere near believable, but this Vienna packing son of a bitch and you have the exact same skin tones. They say we all have a doppelganger somewhere out there. I'm guessing other features are "in the ballpark"?

    I found that tattoo and I was moving it around.... Belly?.. nope. Thigh?... maybe?
    And then the epiphany, like God was speaking to Moses over 4G LTE!
    The eyes! The nipples! Now do the other side to match! LMAO!!



    Then, finally.... the hermit crab meme.

    Thanks for making this a great Monday, buddy! :p:cool::D



    Consolation: You weren't the only one to get that one. Local buddy runs a restaurant, and he got the same treatment. I'm going to be eating lunch there tomorrow, so I just want to Comey this out there in the public spaces, just in case I wake up dead Wednesday.
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    I'm not talking to you.
     
    #23
    He's thinking about drowning the woman on the other end of the leash for naming him Maser . And all she ever feeds him is peanut butter off that fish stinkin liver pup tent .
     
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    #24
    Hey Journal,

    Yesterday was a pretty good day, today is starting out good as well. Buying a piece of land and knocking down it's Timber and having the toys to get it all done so you end up with like 'free' land is always a good idea. :p That's all for now, but then again it's only 0916.

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    #25
    Dear Darrell

    write something about your MRI results, or lack there of if the turd burgalers havent gotten back to you about them. Some of us actually like you, despite your peculiar skin art and choice in swimming attire and wonder whats up.



     
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    #26
    powdahound76 said:
    Dear Darrell

    write something about your MRI results, or lack there of if the turd burgalers havent gotten back to you about them. Some of us actually like you, despite your peculiar skin art and choice in swimming attire and wonder whats up.
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    MRI for the Upper Cervical showed advanced degenerative bone disease (arthritis) with bone spurs. I have the shoulder MRI results coming tomorrow. They don't see anything causing my issues on the Upper Cervical so that's good news I suppose. I just hope like hell they see what the shoulder issue is so we can get a plan of attack. Nobody should have to deal with this shit for this long. It's unacceptable. Thanks for chiming in powdahound76 and I'll let ya all know what happens tomorrow. lmao I just had a visual of me in a speedo and unicorn tats. Geezus Krist. :p
     
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